Burger King General Thread - UPDATE: Despite Spergy OP

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What Are Your Thoughts on Burger King?

  • Ye.

    Votes: 108 43.9%

  • Ne.

    Votes: 75 30.5%

  • Seriously, Nigger? Fast Food?

    Votes: 45 18.3%

  • Who or What is This "Burger King" You Speak of, Why Should I Care?

    Votes: 18 7.3%
  • Total voters
    246
I like a King box here and there, mostly when I'm in Manchester city centre and fancy something greasy and awful but I don't fancy chancing the Arndale food court for Taco Bell or the scallies in the Piccadilly Gardens McDonalds (Spice fiends also love hanging around the entrance of there too).

The drinks machine is one of those self serve deelies that do Cherry Vanilla Coke too, so I'm dead happy with that.
 
huh, I thought this thread was about griefings targetting burger king from the title. Good thing it's not. I'm not too far from one myself
 
CWCissey said:
I like a King box here and there, mostly when I'm in Manchester city centre and fancy something greasy and awful but I don't fancy chancing the Arndale food court for Taco Bell or the scallies in the Piccadilly Gardens McDonalds (Spice fiends also love hanging around the entrance of there too).

The drinks machine is one of those self serve deelies that do Cherry Vanilla Coke too, so I'm dead happy with that.
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The BK in the Drakes centre in Plymouth is a good place to go if you want to see people who are very council. It's usually heaving all hours of the day and night with great fat bloaters towing around their spawn and shopping bags with sparkly candles and "Live, Laugh, Love" wall stickers in them.
 
The Lawgiver said:
Fucking Burgers, how do they work?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wBU9f40IzYQ
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A king... and not obese with an army of guards handing out free burgers and fries. Well I never.

I used to go to BK all the time in high school, but their stuff is just too dry for me. I need it slathered in condiments to deal with it. Every time I have had it as an adult I kind of need to stay near the ol' commode because there's going to be trouble. I don't get the same problems with McD and Wendy's.
 
MysticMisty said:
But then they started fucking up the orders so bad regardless of ordering inside or in the drive-thru.
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The last thing I got at a BK was their fish sandwich. For a while it had been the only edible thing they had. The last time, though, it was vile, cooked in oil probably left over from the Pleistocene epoch, and the place was filthy. Never again.
 
It's interesting to note that every single area with multiple fast food places tends to have one that I'll colloquially refer to as "that really good one," and another that I will dub "that bad one." And which is which varies depending on location. For example, in Northport, the bad one is the McDonalds, which will manage to fuck up your order 30% of the time on average, whereas the McDonalds in Holtsville is widely considered top-tier. In Huntington, the best burg place is a Checkers, and while there's a good Burger King in the area, there's also a terrible one in downtown Huntington that fucks up fairly often.
 
Jaimas said:
It's interesting to note that every single area with multiple fast food places tends to have one that I'll colloquially refer to as "that really good one," and another that I will dub "that bad one." And which is which varies depending on location. For example, in Northport, the bad one is the McDonalds, which will manage to fuck up your order 30% of the time on average, whereas the McDonalds in Holtsville is widely considered top-tier. In Huntington, the best burg place is a Checkers, and while there's a good Burger King in the area, there's also a terrible one in downtown Huntington that fucks up fairly often.
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Agreed. Hell over here we can compare branches of the same franchise. (The good Spoons in Manchester City Centre is The Paramount, the one in Piccadilly Gardens is shite)
 
Jaimas said:
It's interesting to note that every single area with multiple fast food places tends to have one that I'll colloquially refer to as "that really good one," and another that I will dub "that bad one." And which is which varies depending on location. For example, in Northport, the bad one is the McDonalds, which will manage to fuck up your order 30% of the time on average, whereas the McDonalds in Holtsville is widely considered top-tier. In Huntington, the best burg place is a Checkers, and while there's a good Burger King in the area, there's also a terrible one in downtown Huntington that fucks up fairly often.
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The terrible Burger King in my town is within a block of a McDonald's and a Taco Bell and very close to an Arby's, Subway, and KFC. Literally the only time I ever see people there is when there's a big rush and long lines at the other places. I have no idea how they've stayed in business for so long. They're notorious for being comically understaffed and for completely fucking orders.
 
Jaimas said:
It's interesting to note that every single area with multiple fast food places tends to have one that I'll colloquially refer to as "that really good one," and another that I will dub "that bad one." And which is which varies depending on location. For example, in Northport, the bad one is the McDonalds, which will manage to fuck up your order 30% of the time on average, whereas the McDonalds in Holtsville is widely considered top-tier. In Huntington, the best burg place is a Checkers, and while there's a good Burger King in the area, there's also a terrible one in downtown Huntington that fucks up fairly often.
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The good mcdonalds where I live is staffed almost entirely by prison inmates on work release. Those guys work like madmen, I guess just because it's a break from the crushing monotony of prison life. Also I have never been to a bad chick-fil-a. Checkmate atheists.
 
TELL YOUR CREW TO PUSH THE WHOPPER BUTTON

But seriously, I've never seen anyone in the BK or at the drive-thru in my hometown, but it's still open to this day. I wish I had a definitive answer as to why.
 
Sexy Times Hitler said:
TELL YOUR CREW TO PUSH THE WHOPPER BUTTON

But seriously, I've never seen anyone in the BK or at the drive-thru in my hometown, but it's still open to this day. I wish I had a definitive answer as to why.
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stoners go there at night
 
We've also got TB, KFC, McDonald's and Wendy's, which are basically the four go-tos in my town.
 
Not just a BK thing, but why do they always stick the damn burgers in the bag sideways.
 
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