C++ is the superior language - And I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

C is a nigger
Once they get in, they drive everyone else out. The neighborhood starts changing. They start taking credit for others' accomplishments.
WE WUZ KANGZ! C invented system programming! Sheeit, C wuz da first programming language!
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They bring in their drive-bys, their buffer overflows, their inability to appreciate any culture but their ghetto *nix. Truths that were once self-evident become banned and hate speech. They speak in bastardized tongues like eWa_e_cWiO";for(I i=0;i<60;i+=4){V b=V(l-79,l[i+1]-79)*.5,e=V(l[i+2]-79,l . Places that were safe to walk around at night become hostile and dangerous. Programming languages, much like cities, were safer in the 60s because the people would not do such things. C is an eternal welfare state, an endless string of proposed non-solutions that fail to work even though they work for white languages. C continually has the same defects in every culture, every environment, and every time period. Any attempt to accommodate C only drags everything else down. Thousands of volunteers and billions in government and corporate aid for decades aren't helping.
 
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The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
Buy a faster computer, you povert.
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Javascript is why I cannot see a single fucking thing in a website just because I haven't enabled their gay retarded fingerprinting tracker script.

Web developers that make of javascript a must have should get their balls twisted 1080 degrees.
 
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PS2 Nishiki said:
Why do coder trannies obsess over Rust again? I've worked with retarded trannies telling me it's the best thing ever but all they seem to do is autistically rewrite things with it that are inefficient / pointless.
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Cornelius Pop said:
Bjarne has blatantly aired his dislike for the tranny menace and calls them out on their ineffectual bullshit changes to the codebase. So they decided to jump ship and steal whatever ideas they could from the cpp standard at the time and incorporate it into Rust.
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Trannies love Rust because it reminds them of the rusty tetanus ridden hacksaw the doctor used to make their axewound. Also because they wanted something young and impressionable so they could co-opt it and make it gay. They/them/their memory safety features are irrelevant if you do the needful due diligence to make sure what you wrote is memory safe anyway. Sure, people don't do that but switching to a gay tranny language for gay tranny estrogen-brained retards won't fix decades of poor (i.e. proprietary) decisions made by other people. Just write good code, it's not that hard.
 
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JavaScript devs deserve to have their appendages cut off by the future terminators due to a decimal arithmetic overflow.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
Is that even an unpopular opinion? C++ gives you a dynamic quality of life without loss of control.
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Plebeians say the latest standards hurt their poor little brains because they’re stuck being dinosaurs on derelict codebase management. I’ve met people my age who are relatively young that have pigeonholed themselves into maintaining COBOL and Ada because nobody else will do it. It’s similar to how it would feel if you time travel to the Stone Age and saw their way of life first hand in contrast to the modern era, it feels weird.
 
Cornelius Pop said:
If you want to learn to code, be a man and teach yourself C++ so you can show off all your neat tricks to the level 4 Perl poet wizards in their cozy C class suites.
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This is completely correct - if you learn C, C++, or ASM all you can do with it is pretend to flex to other low level hipsters while your "OOP sheeple nigger" friends you remember from first year of college all made $100K the day they graduated and they have no payments left on their house by now.

Reminder: The "famous" people who code in C, C++, and ASM after the year 2000 are all literally lolcows.
 
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analrapist said:
If I was dealing with a massive codebase with a lot of devs, C++ is probably where I'd go.
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Where are you finding "a lot of devs" who are competent in C++ though?
Realistically if I was dealing with "a lot of devs" that I could actually get, I'd pick a language with much more tard-proofing. Bad C/C++ is a plague and I'd much rather have mediocre Stack Overflow-pasted C# if that's the choice on offer.
 
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As with any low level thread, this thread reeks of welfare niggers who haven't ever done anything more than 1,000 lines. If you did you'd run into memory bugs and by the time your program has 10k lines, those can take years to find. So all you do is dick around with little hello world programs and think you're hardc0re for checking all sorts of obscure boxes as OOP pays for your welfare.
 
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llllIllIllIIIIllI said:
As with any low level thread, this thread reeks of welfare niggers who haven't ever done anything more than 1,000 lines. If you did you'd run into memory bugs and by the time your program has 10k lines, those can take years to find. So all you do is dick around with little hello world programs and think you're hardc0re for checking all sorts of obscure boxes as OOP pays for your welfare.
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Unlike you I’m not scared off by segfaults. I embrace them.
 
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