Calm down zone - Autistic screeching

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I just found out that in addition to the whole "durr white people shouldn't have dreadlocks" there's a "durr white people shouldn't have mohawks" and as someone who has had a mohawk for 8 years MY JIMMIES HAVE NEVER BEEN SO RUSTLED IN MY LIIIIIFE

 

[lazerbot]

SHOE0NHEAD YOUR MAKEUP FUCKING SUUUUUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[DeadwastePrime]

SHOE0NHEAD YOUR MAKEUP FUCKING SUUUUUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

cool your jets there, rambo

 

[gachacunt]

i'm so tired of myself rn

 

[Smith Banquod]

Fuck I hate this computer mouse FUCK this nigger made piece of pure bullshit FUCKING SUCKS. I just want to fucking click once dipshit, not twice or three times you stupid worthless fuckcunt. And yes I would like to DRAG AND DROP that file you fucking shit not have to redo it 7 fucking times before it FINALLY works. God just looking at it right now fuck I wish you knew how much I hate you with every single fiber in my rage-filled body fuck you dumb piece of shit wasting my time every single mother fucking day because I can't do the most basic shit that I FUCKING GOT YOU FOR. Can I please scroll up this page maybe? please? today? no? not feeling like it? that's okay not like I needed to do shit today anyway.

Whenever I stop hating myself and buy a new computer mouse will be the day this bitch shit garbage fuck gets smashed into tiny pieces.

 

[aqua sama]

sigh...Sometimes I just feel so empty.
Like, why am I still here? just to suffer and act in a shitty isekai novel.

 

[Army Burger]

FUCKING GET OVER YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DrJonesHat]

The ADA doesn't mean we can't fire people with autism for any reason. We can't fire you just because you're autistic. When you sexually harassed the general manager's daughter, bad things happen. Shut the fuck up, go away, and you're not going to sue us, if you did, you'd lose.

 

[Monika H.]

I am a bit fed up that a nice fellow, just because he is a fanatical Nazi, is seen as a bad person. Really, that's discrimination.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

NO I CAN'T TAKE YOUR TRASH. DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GARBAGE MAN TO YOU?! DOES MY STORE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DUMP TO YOU?! GET THE FUCK OUT.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I hate the next door neighbors I have that live two houses away from me. I know you stole my package from my doorstep, you fucking loser. Stop bringing your loser friends near my house.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

THERE ARE ONLY TWO GODDAMN GENDERS!!!!!!!!!2!!! MOTHERFUCKING TWO CAN'T YOU FUCKING COUNT YOU IGNORANT DELUDED CUNT?!!!!!

 

[underscoredash]

this is rather upsetting

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I love you man, you're great, you're wonderful, you're handsome, but you should have let me know that the album design wasn't what you were hoping for two weeks ago when I showed you the sketch as opposed to today when I'm almost done. The extent of my directions were "make an album cover and do whatever" and "we are on an obscenely tight schedule" so I had no way of knowing that my direction wasn't the one you wanted.
Hey, at least I'm gonna get paid real good!

 

[DrJonesHat]

I DON'T WORK HERE! EVERYONE AT BEST BUY WEARS A BLUE SHIRT THAT SAYS "BEST BUY" ON IT! MY SHIRT IS GREEN!

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Goddamn it is so fucking hot.
I have to take 3 showers a day or else I get fucking sticky!!!!

 

[gachacunt]

god fucking damnit i feel tired as fuckign fuck but i cant go to sleep now because if i do i'll wake up at like 3 - 4 am in the MORNING and I NEED TO IMPROVE MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE

all i'm thinking bout is taking big fat naps and sleeping for five weeks straight but NOOOOOOOOOOO i cant have that now cant i!!! jesus fucking christ!!!

 

[DrJonesHat]

When I tell you to stop calling me, that doesn't mean you can text me instead.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

I'm so tired of this manufactured outrage over anything. Compassion fatigue is a thing, and I'm scared of one day being unable to care because I'm worn out for something that I really should care about.
I'm so tired of having a close relative rely on me and tell me all about their conspiracy theories when I should be relying on them instead.
I'm so tired of identity politics and how they make me afraid to create things because I'm afraid of a character being a certain race being a reflection of my thoughts on said race.
I'm so tired of people doing bad things.
I'm so tired of being hungry all the goshdarn time.

Also Onision and Dobson and kiddie diddlers: I hope someone unplugs your life support to charge their phone.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'm so sick of hanging out with you. Every time we hang out you always talk about politics and rant for hours. It's boring. You're boring.