Calm down zone - Autistic screeching

Tranny bullshit! WTF!!! Why are fucking hairy ass weirdo fuckers in dresses allowed to act out their crazy perverted fetishes in public, and people give them asspats for it? And then the 'I'm a lesbian' shit, fucking what?? Dudes, you're straight guys in dresses you creepy cunts. Cut your cock and balls off or gtfo. Fucking weirdos.
 
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Holy fuck faggot! I already heard your fucking opinion! Reading 20 different versions of the same fucking thing from WaPo's collection "greatest works of Moshe Shekelstein," is not going to persuade me to cut my dick off, and stop using plastic straws!
 
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Oh, is this like the 'things that piss you off?' thread, just more screeching?

Fuck people who were friends with you until they found out some small part of your personality or an opinion you have, then completely dismiss you as absolute evil, friendship be damned. Oh, you lean left politically? You MUST be one of those sjw, antifa loving, soy guzzling, histrionic fuckstains looking for something to be offended over! Oh, you lean right? You MUST be one of those racist, homophobic, religious zealots who loooooove sucking Blumph's Cheeto dick! We were friends for years and years you say? Too bad! You're the enemy now! You say you don't like being labeled a walking stereotype? Fuck you! Look at how the news shows YOUR KIND! You are the company you keep, and I no longer wish your company!

I see this shit happen even if you don't like the same kind of media your 'friend' likes. I've seen friendships dissolve because one person liked Ocarina of Time over Link to the Past. Peak autism right there.
 
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Watching the CWC documentaries and holy fuck *sigh* has to be one of the most aggravating, condescending sounds I've ever heard next to his fucking "hmm."s. Jesus fucking Christ Chris quit being such a faggot.
 
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Maddox, you're a faggot well past your prime.

All you ever do is make things worse for yourself. Every time I think you couldn't possibly make yourself look dumber, you manage to dig yet another level below rock bottom.

I'm legit embarrassed I used to tell people to go to your site. If I could, I'd un-buy every article of yours I bought, including every product you advertised on TBPITU (except for the Casper Mattress).

Go back to being a fucking telemarketer. I'd say go back to writing articles, but knowing how much of a pathetic faggot you actually are in real life, I dont think I could ever find anything you write funny ever again.

GET FUCKED!
 
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A person aged over 50 should not be screeching at animal shelter volunteers when the dog they adopted needs to be neutered and given antibiotics before going home. Let alone literally screaming and throwing shit around and threatening to go to the fucking local news station over that bullshit. Get the fuck over yourslef, the people who work customer service don't deserve to be treated like that.

Fuck you shitty old fogeys and angry moms who cause scenes at retail stores. I don't give a fuck about you, I'm not losing my job to break the rules for you, just fuck off or be patient.

IF YOU WAIT UNTIL THE ;AST MINUTE BEFORE A HOLIDAY TO SHOP THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU CAN'T GET WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT.

People who work retail are often depressed and overworked, don't be surprised if one of them cracks and doesn't smile and say hello at you or act happy go lucky. Even the most optimistic people need a break after working 8+ hours for days and days while being treated like ass by upper management.

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anybody who unironically likes Persona is a 'tard and/or a dumb teenager. Your 2deep4u waifu simulator of anime stereotypes spazzing out kind of ruined JRPGs with its wish fulfillment MC cocksucking and ~dating sim elements~.
 
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Seriously, the whole 'customer is always right!' bullshit needs to end. Have you seen most customers milling about in stores? They're one step above shit flinging, finger sniffing mongoloids. Going full autist at the minimum wage cashier who has zero say on company policy because your cheap ass can't use your two month old expired coupon to save that precious quarter. Fucking miserly decrepit old fucks. God forbid the poor bastard working their first shift doesn't know exactly where something is yet, or doesn't drop whatever they're doing to come over, rub your feet and fan you with a palm leaf. And when the employees do try to be friendly, almost always they're treated like they're beneath you, because your welfare checks and ghetto trash EBT cards pay their way.

Might not be obvious, but I fucking despised working retail when I did. Quickest way to turn an optimist into a cynic.
 
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THE FORTNITE ISLAND HAS BEEN SUCKED UP INTO A FUCKING BLACK HOLE AND THE GAME IS LEFT WITH JUST A SCARY BLACK HOLE ON THE SCREEN AND AN EXIT BUTTON AND I WASTED FUCKING $6969 ON V BUCKS AND COSMETICS TO BE COOL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO PLAY FORTNITE AGAIN! FUCK YOU EPIC GAMES!
 
GODDAMN IT, IF YOU WANT YOUR WORK TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY TAKE THE TIME TO THINK IT OUT, RESEARCH IT, EXPLAIN IT PROPERLY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, DON'T TYPE IT OUT IN FUCKING LEET SPEAK AND EMOJIS. DON'T THEN GET PISSED AT ME FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING IT WHEN IT'S LITERALLY SHIT YOU JUST MADE UP AND WRITTEN IN INDECIPHERABLE GIBBERISH.

I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE A JOB, YOU ARE NOT A PRODUCER OF MUSIC (WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THAT ANYWAYS?) AND JUDGING BY HOW ABSOLUTE SHIT YOU ARE AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND WRITING IN GENERAL, YOU'RE MOST LIKELY TWELVE, LYING ABOUT BEING AN AMERICAN, AND LITERALLY FUCKING RE.TARDED.
 
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Vegans. Fuck militant vegans. Eat and wear whatever the hell you want, but shut the fuck up about it and stop banging on about Gary Yourofsky, that smug sack of shit, and his shitty 'inspirational' videos. Also, leave Hampture guy alone you soulless, fun-sucking killjoys.
 
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