Calm down zone - Autistic screeching

[FunnY]

WHY DO SOME PEOPLE ACT LIKE TOTALBISCUIT? STOP MIXING IN TRANSPHOBIA ON CROSSDRESSING YOU MISINFORMED SPERG!

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

You are the dumbest and laziest stupid motherfucker that I ever had to come across and the fact that you don't know why you're featured on this site just shows how fucking retarded you are.
-To one person.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Dear guy in that Discord server: Holy shit shut the fuck up, you've been called out on your stupidity several times and you just keep posting stupid shit. If everyone hates you then maybe the problem is with you, not with everyone else.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I don't know you, so don't try to track down my Discord and message me regarding a bunch of colourful pixels that I literally just got.
The fact that this is both a problem within the ARPG AND the fact I can't say anything about it, lest I be shunned into silence or told I'm overreacting for wanting my privacy to be respected, says a lot about it.

Now I wait for the post about it on my blog to be "leaked" on a drama blog and for people to lose their shit... tick tock, thotties...

 

[DatBepisTho]

Make like a tree and FUCK OFF, sinus infection.
Fucking season can't even get cold and stay cold without fucking everyone over with this hot and cold bullshit.

Reeeeee.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Fuck you hotel room door which refuses to open. Now I have to wait 20 minutes for some fucker to fix it, maybe more.......

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Why do all the assholes in the store always cough all around me? At least cough in your fucking hand or kleenex or arm, you motherfuckers or wear a mask if you want to cough near me and spread germs. They teach this shit to kids, FFS so you fuckers should know better. I'm not going to get Bronchitis again because you coughed your spit on me. Would you like it if I came over to your house with Bronchitis and just coughed all over you for hours?
I think not. Fuck off.

 

[Robotron]

How the actual fuck do you somehow fuck up and accidentally reblog and respond to fanmade Bionicle Bukkake porn while managing the official Lego Twitter account? I mean I could slightly understand SEGA accidentally following a porn account, but this, this is just on a whole new level.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Stop leaving your stuff stashed at the bus stop near my house. It's a spot for people to sit and wait for the bus. Not a garbage dump or a place to pile all your shit on and around the bench. Take your shit with you because you're hogging the bus stop and treating it like a trash can.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Fuck off Bob Chipman, you are the most vile, obese, and arrogant person I have ever had the misfortune to discover. I will be gleeful when you are on your deathbed and you are alone with not even a soul to see you off towards your fate in hell because you turned everyone against you.

 

[Implacable Birch]

People seriously need to get the fuck over anne frank.

"buhhh im anne frank, i was born blind & deaf & became a communist"

Literally no one fucking cares.

so glad to finally get this off my chest.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Why are you doing this to yourself AGAIN? The first time you did it, you just got people to hate you even more than they do. I don't know what the point of stirring shit up for the sake of a "social experiment" in the ARPG is, when what you wanted to prove was right in front of your eyes, but... good job I guess? While begging and asskissing is rampant, there are still people who actively contribute to the community & get rewarded for it (even if it's scraps compared to what beggars get). It's not just black and white. Plus, there are more serious problems that could've easily been addressed in a DM to the mods, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[Clown Baby]

STOP POSTING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SHIT ON INSTAGRAM YOU FAT BITCH

reeeeeeeeeee

 

[Lurkette]

People seriously need to get the fuck over anne frank.

"buhhh im anne frank, i was born blind & deaf & became a communist"

Literally no one fucking cares.

so glad to finally get this off my chest.

are you talking about holocaust anne frank? because she was neither blind nor deaf and died in a concentration camp before she could probably fully appreciate political ideologies

do you mean helen keller? i mean, she wasn't born blind or deaf, but that's the only person i can think of

my calm demeanor betrays my irritation btw

 

[Coconut Gun]

I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOUT ABOUT. MY LIFE IS GOING PRETTY GREAT. HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

 

[DrJonesHat]

After spending 4 hours with you in your natural habitat, I think I understand why you get into fights so often. Your dickisness could power the city of Chicago.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

KILL
KILL

 

[Kurtzko]

Shut the FUCK up about your shitty DDLC Yuri cosplay you fucking LANDWHALE im only followed to your annoying ass so the shitty fucking weeb group full of bullshit drama dosnt fucking attack me AAAAAAHHH

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I swear to God the next person that comes to me with HR issues will be set on fire and then put out with the blood of their family.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

FUCKING NORMAL FAGS, GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD! STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE AND THINKING YOUR FUNNY YOU FUCKING NEWFAG, GO THE FUCK AWAY! GOD, FUCKING, DAMM!

*breaths*

*gasps*

*chokes*

*cough a little.*

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Fucking Normies,
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE