Lolcow Campbell Morton - Timbox 2.0

[Geewunner]

Part of me hopes you're right, part of me hopes you're not. Cows like these are generally the ones I'm interested in. I do agree about just observing instead of outright trolling, though. As several other Kiwis have mentioned, it's nice to have a good old-fashioned autist around again who isn't that creepy.

But he is creepy. Have you seen that previous 2 pages?

 

[Chicken Dippers]

But he is creepy. Have you seen that previous 2 pages?

Yeah. But compared to a few other cows I could mention, he's not that creepy.

 

[Mulligan]

He probably got banned for adding false information

Edit: He responded exactly like I thought he would

 

[Geewunner]

He probably got banned for adding false information
View attachment 39667

You should've quoted the guy you were responding to, otherwise your post feels like it came out of left field. On a more relevant note: seriously?

 

[Mulligan]

Oh my god! Oh my fucking god, this dude is insane!

I bet Marie the cat is one of his headmates

Edit:
This dude is amazing. He got himself blocked by not 1, not 2, but 3 wikis.

 

[Zvantastika]

Oh my god! Oh my fucking god, this dude is insane!
View attachment 39669
I bet Marie the cat is one of his headmates

Edit:
This dude is amazing. He got himself blocked by not 1, not 2, but 3 wikis.
View attachment 39670
View attachment 39671

Or maybe Marie is an actual cat and Campbell blame it everytime HE does something bad, just as any kid would do it. Marie walking over the keyboard?, oh noes!, it sent all those threats and harsh messages, not me.

 

[Mulligan]

Campbell Morton even made his own page on The Disney Wiki. I'm surprised it hasn't been taken down yet.

His profile is mostly just a copy of the one he has on Campbell Morton wiki. Though there are some things that stuck out to me.

Spoiler: Profile

Note the awards section. He once again refers to himself as a girl.

He claims to be slender, beautiful and has fair skin IRL...here's that picture of him again.

At the bottom of this page there are two galleries. One is filled with pictures of that Jodi Benson robot from Flubber. The other one however is much more interesting, It is filled with half naked people.

Here are a few highlights

Spoiler: His fap collection

Okay this is normal for an 18 year old boy

Yep again nothing weird, just your average fap materiel.

Even if they're probably at most 16, this isn't weird...


Then this popped up

Why in gods name would he have this picture in his fap gallery?

 

[Conrix]

[sees third part of that list]

Damn the guy's just a giant key and a Playstation 2 game away from being a full blown Kingdom Hearts self insert.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

You seriously have to fuck up that badly if you get banned from multiple wikis.

 

[Zvantastika]

He claims to be slender, beautiful and has fair skin IRL...here's that picture of him again.
View attachment 39678

So he thinks himself as Ariel?, holy crap this is going to so many places I can't even.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

So he thinks himself as Ariel?, holy crap this is going to so many places I can't even.

He's going to be "fictionkin" or whatever bullshit with Ariel. Why am I not surprised?

 

[Mulligan]

So he thinks himself as Ariel?, holy crap this is going to so many places I can't even.

 

[Without A Gout]

I just saw on his YouTube that he has over 1,400 subscribers. How the hell is that possible? Is there some kind of niche market for camcorder VHS previews or something?

But I better be careful what I say, or else poor Alice will get it...

 

[Shart_Commander]

Here are some more weird things from his Tumblr

Spoiler: Creepy things from Tumblr

View attachment 39605

View attachment 39607

View attachment 39606

Fuck me, just when I thought he couldn't get anymore autistic, I see this. This is some creepy shit. It's clear that Mr. Morton isn't a typical tard, his autism has mutated into something much more horrifying.

He's from Vancouver? My god, not only is he Canadian, but we're from the same city.

 

[Kraft Macaroni]

He can get hostile...

Spoiler: That's an extreme reaction, Campbell

Spoiler

 

[lynx]

He can get hostile...

Spoiler: That's an extreme reaction, Campbell

View attachment 39709

Spoiler

View attachment 39710

i'm going to start responding to a lot more things with "so get lost and die"

 

[Bork Laser]

Liquid-Cambell

FFS didnt we learn from Jace that trying replay Chris sagas with different cows only results in more autism. Either way this cow is to fun to watch but I agree with Glaive that I don't expect much in the way of a response besides "go die"

 

[glutenfreebooty]

This thread. It went from 0 to 100 real quick.

 

[Tentacles]

Some ween vandalized the entire wiki, didn't even make it five pages before some fuck ruined it.

https://archive.is/81iHb

 

[Shart_Commander]

Some cool guy vandalized the entire wiki, didn't even make it five pages before some fuck ruined it.

https://archive.is/81iHb

Do the people that do this stuff not understand that these changes can be reverted with a couple mouse clicks? It literally has no consequence.

So it seems that his personal info, including his mother's name, and address has been found out.
https://www.facebook.com/mhalifax His mother.