Can Chris swim?

[Sakamoto]

I just realised that. I've never seen Chris without his socks. Even during his One Night in Julay he kept them on. I'm trying to bring suppressed memories of Chris naked back into the forefront of my mind and I'm not remembering a single time he's been sockless. He's been butt-naked before but still wore his socks, which is one of the biggest turn-offs ever by the way.

Maybe he's got some nasty feet? The only place I could remember seeing his toes was in the shot of him wearing the tomgirl sandals, and that's a bit out of focus. I assume he didn't have socks in the video of him in the shower, but I'm not going to download that to check.

 

[Coldgrip]

Considering how Chris seems to have an aversion to bathing and doesn't believe in washing his clothes I'd say it's a safe bet he's got some nasty feet.

 

[Picklepower]

I could see Chris wearing one of those plastic, hair cover things, that old ladies wear in the pool, can't mess up that beautiful hair.

 

[Furina]

Considering how Chris seems to have an aversion to bathing and doesn't believe in washing his clothes I'd say it's a safe bet he's got some nasty feet.

Lots of parts of Chris are nasty, I was just wondering why he decided to hide his feet so much. Maybe it's just one of things Chris does that we'll never understand. Anyway, I had a thought. Would Borb have even allowed Chris to learn how to swim? Either they could have taught him themselves, which would require them to go out of their way to educate their mentally disabled child (something neither of them has shown a willingness to do often in the past) or they could have signed him up for swimming lessons, which would mean entrusting their son into the hands of people who may hate and/or fear him because of his autism. Maybe they were worried there would be a repeat of the Green County incident, except instead of holding him down and recording his screams, they hold him under the water until he stopped moving. It must be difficult to be so fearful all the time.

 

[Hasharin]

Considering how Chris seems to have an aversion to bathing and doesn't believe in washing his clothes I'd say it's a safe bet he's got some nasty feet.

Speaking of his hygiene, I wonder for how long Chris goes without shower (even when going out of his house). Does he even brush his teeth daily? (probably without using toothpaste)

 

[BillRiley]

Probably sexy tomgirl Daisy Dukes at this point

Thanks for that image. I'm just gonna go now.

 

[Marvin]

Considering how Chris seems to have an aversion to bathing and doesn't believe in washing his clothes I'd say it's a safe bet he's got some nasty feet.

Speaking of his hygiene, I wonder for how long Chris goes without shower (even when going out of his house).

Something like a few days.

 

[CatParty]

Considering how Chris seems to have an aversion to bathing and doesn't believe in washing his clothes I'd say it's a safe bet he's got some nasty feet.

Speaking of his hygiene, I wonder for how long Chris goes without shower (even when going out of his house).

Something like a few days.

you mean a "grand number" of days

 

[NoDarkies]

you mean a "grand number" of days

Greater than half a week.

 

[Coldgrip]

Considering how Chris seems to have an aversion to bathing and doesn't believe in washing his clothes I'd say it's a safe bet he's got some nasty feet.

Speaking of his hygiene, I wonder for how long Chris goes without shower (even when going out of his house). Does he even brush his teeth daily? (probably without using toothpaste)

I forget what video it was, but in one Chris just point blank tries to growl/scream at his PSEye and you can get a good look inside that disgusting maw of his and it's riddled with cavities. So I'm guessing he doesn't brush daily. Also, considering the disgusting condition of his mouth and his high sugar diet I'm really surprised that none of those cavities have resulted in an abscess yet.

 

[José Mourinho]

I wonder if Chris would actually consider to take care of his hygiene. I wonder if Chris actually stopped for a while and considered whether he needed a bath.

 

[Ryan Rash]

I very much doubt he can swim with any kind of competence. Considering how out of shape he is, he'd probably get winded very quickly just doggie-paddling in the shallow end of the pool.

 

[TheRetroReplay]

That is a really good question, I want to say that he can at least dog paddle but he doesn't regularly go out to a pool or beach. And as some have said before, he probably would get tired after a short while as he seems to get winded after any sort of short exercise.

 

[DC 740]

You guys are looking into the socks thing a bit too hard. Have you accidentally stepped on a Lego before?