Canada is a failed state

[wry wrangler]

I've been saying this for years. But people in this thread would rather 'strategically' vote for the same shit with a different name.

Very few people in this thread intend to strategically vote for the Conservatives. I'd say people in this thread are much likelier than Canadians generally to vote for the People's Party.

 

[Whiskey]

Very few people in this thread intend to strategically vote for the Conservatives. I'd say people in this thread are much likelier than Canadians generally to vote for the People's Party.

I don't think many people expect the conservatives to be better least by much. In the circles I travel anyone who reads into politics leans towards the ppc or the bloc.

There is the realization that they wont have enough traction to do anything though.

 

[Baraka Obama]

Dude the liberals have legislation prepared to pre-emptively convict people for thought crime with a 1 year house arrest sentence. I'll take Pierre Poutine over that sure.

 

[wry wrangler]

As a member of the People's Party of Canada I may just be a partisan, but I think the PPC stands a chance of winning at least one or two seats in the next elections. Things are just that bad and anti-immigration sentiment is just that widespread. And in the election after that, more seats. And in the election after that, more seats. It may be possible for the PPC to form a government within the next four or five elections. Rate me optimistic if you must. I have been drinking tonight.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Most of the natives living on reserve get fat cheques from the government, like enough to buy a 20,000$ truck and drive it into the ground every six months.

ever wondered why reserves invariably are full of trucks/cars and other things rotting in the yard? [First Nations Lockjaw] It has to go back to the Earth [/First Nations Lockjaw]

if you need an example of First Nations Lockjaw, just watch Question Period whenever Lori Idlout (NDP member from Nunavut) gets a question. Or any video of her really.

 

[PhoBingas]

Dream Policy? Put all the Feather Indians and Dot Indians on an Island, Battle Royale style. Whichever team wins gets to leave the Island.

Put that shit on PPV while you're at it - it unironically might help unfuck the Budget, and worst case its entertainment for the masses.

Kino, but I don't think you'd get more than an episode or two before the

Credit to the Star where it's due: that screencap of him bragging about his hundreds of dollars in savings under him doing damage control by claiming to be from a "humble family without many resources" is so fucking poetic. Even the "journalists" at the Star are sick of this shit.

If the star's getting sick of it, you know how bad it's getting. It's always been a liberal rag imo.

ever wondered why reserves invariably are full of trucks/cars and other things rotting in the yard? [First Nations Lockjaw] It has to go back to the Earth [/First Nations Lockjaw]

if you need an example of First Nations Lockjaw, just watch Question Period whenever Lori Idlout (NDP member from Nunavut) gets a question. Or any video of her really.

I don't wonder at all. They'll abuse the fuck out of their vehicles; then leave them leaking on their lawn waiting on parts; then just buy a new or new to them vehicle the next royalty cheque or big lump sum money most tribes get monthly. Slight powerlevel but a native guy I know gets money every couple months because there's a mine operating on land his tribe's reserve owns.
Kek. Same guy told me the trick to doing a native accent is to keep your teeth together when you talk.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Kino, but I don't think you'd get more than an episode or two before the

If the star's getting sick of it, you know how bad it's getting. It's always been a liberal rag imo.

I don't wonder at all. They'll abuse the fuck out of their vehicles; then leave them leaking on their lawn waiting on parts; then just buy a new or new to them vehicle the next royalty cheque or big lump sum money most tribes get monthly. Slight powerlevel but a native guy I know gets money every couple months because there's a mine operating on land his tribe's reserve owns.
Kek. Same guy told me the trick to doing a native accent is to keep your teeth together when you talk.

yeah, keeping your teeth together is exactly what "First Nations Lockjaw" is (Hence the LOCK-jaw descriptor). Not everybody does it, but it's surprisingly common across Canada.

 

[PhoBingas]

yeah, keeping your teeth together is exactly what "First Nations Lockjaw" is (Hence the LOCK-jaw descriptor). Not everybody does it, but it's surprisingly common across Canada.

I've never heard it called it that before, but I'm from like bumfuck nowhere in Atlantic Chinadastan. When I read your first reply there, I nearly sprayed my drink out my nose.

 

[Sqwe-wi_Farmer]

As a member of the People's Party of Canada I may just be a partisan, but I think the PPC stands a chance of winning at least one or two seats in the next elections. Things are just that bad and anti-immigration sentiment is just that widespread. And in the election after that, more seats. And in the election after that, more seats. It may be possible for the PPC to form a government within the next four or five elections. Rate me optimistic if you must. I have been drinking tonight.

What fucking seats? Where? Whom? In the ridings all around me I see no PPC running. Their presence anywhere, even online, is just like faint coughs

 

[DiscoRodeo]

Fergus has been a good house nigger today sweeping it up for massa, I wonder if he'll get to eat with the white folk for this act of fealty

Pollieve should have called him a nazi instead of a wacko, and they'd give him a standing ovation

 

[Flan Handler]

What fucking seats? Where? Whom? In the ridings all around me I see no PPC running. Their presence anywhere, even online, is just like faint coughs

I am sympathetic to PPC, I voted and donated to them last time, but things are dire enough that people just want to get the libs out to stop the acute pain right now. No one I know is under the impression the cons have a magic wand that will unfuck everything, just stop making it noticeably worse every single day.

The PPC has the correct answer on immigration but I don’t see where that translates to votes in a particular riding.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

As a member of the People's Party of Canada I may just be a partisan, but I think the PPC stands a chance of winning at least one or two seats in the next elections. Things are just that bad and anti-immigration sentiment is just that widespread. And in the election after that, more seats. And in the election after that, more seats. It may be possible for the PPC to form a government within the next four or five elections. Rate me optimistic if you must. I have been drinking tonight.

Unfortunately, in my opinion the PPC is likely never going to shake the moniker of being the Protest Vote. They might snag a seat here or there, but the ceiling is likely low single digits.

Much as most Leafs decry the American Two Party System, our parties are just as entrenched, its just that we allow for the illusion of choice to split the vote (before the inevitable coalition government forms anyway).

What fucking seats? Where? Whom? In the ridings all around me I see no PPC running. Their presence anywhere, even online, is just like faint coughs

Mad Max couldn’t even win a seat in Manitoba, where he was running himself. If the single most well known name in the party couldn’t crack a seat, I’m skeptical on them managing to win multiple seat

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Fuck why are Indians always like this.

They are truly the cockroaches of humanity

"I come from guud family i would not do this. Let me talk to the lady. I didn't do anything. I am from good family. Look at this photos of savages."

This was a great video and everyone should watch this to get a real glimpse of the brown menace.

 

[y a t s]

Fergus has been a good house nigger today sweeping it up for massa, I wonder if he'll get to eat with the white folk for this act of fealty

There's a quote from a related article (archive) I read that really stuck with me:

“I’m going to ask the honorable leader of the opposition to simply withdraw that comment,” Fergus asked again.

When Poilievre refused, Fergus said, “I have to name you for disregarding the authority of the chair.”

The Library of Parliament says they are unable to find record of an opposition leader ever being named in the House of Commons and removed by the Speaker.

A significant part of our nation's history has been made, simply by using the word "wacko".

This is the country we live in, lads.

 

[Brutality]

As a member of the People's Party of Canada I may just be a partisan, but I think the PPC stands a chance of winning at least one or two seats in the next elections. Things are just that bad and anti-immigration sentiment is just that widespread. And in the election after that, more seats. And in the election after that, more seats. It may be possible for the PPC to form a government within the next four or five elections. Rate me optimistic if you must. I have been drinking tonight.

Next election absolutely not, Pierre has revitalized the Conservative brand and will almost definitely win a big conservative majority. If the conservatives break enough of their promises I could see the PPC coming back to near where they were in 2021 or maybe winning one or two seats in 2028/9

The sad reality of first past the post election systems is that the established parties have a monopoly on publicity, The Bloc/Reform split in the 90s is the rare case where dissatisfaction with the ruling PC party was just so astronomically high, and even then neither party formed government in its time.

Unless Canada adopts a Proportional system like New Zealand/Germany etc. Third parties will be eternally fucked, and I even voted for the PPC in 2021 because Bludeau was an unacceptable leader

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

This was a great video and everyone should watch this to get a real glimpse of the brown menace.

The video fuels my soul. Every time I re watch it, I feel rejuvenated.

 

[Never Scored]

Next election absolutely not, Pierre has revitalized the Conservative brand and will almost definitely win a big conservative majority. If the conservatives break enough of their promises I could see the PPC coming back to near where they were in 2021 or maybe winning one or two seats in 2028/9

The sad reality of first past the post election systems is that the established parties have a monopoly on publicity, The Bloc/Reform split in the 90s is the rare case where dissatisfaction with the ruling PC party was just so astronomically high, and even then neither party formed government in its time.

Unless Canada adopts a Proportional system like New Zealand/Germany etc. Third parties will be eternally fucked, and I even voted for the PPC in 2021 because Bludeau was an unacceptable leader

The only reason the Liberals are going to lose is over immigration & housing costs. The Cons could fuck everything else up, but drastically reduce the number of TFWs and International Students and stabilize housing prices, and they will win several consecutive terms.

Don't kid yourself. You average person doesn't give a shit about Internet censorship or any of that other shit the Liberals have been doing. Housing and immigration is the issue for normies right now.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

The only reason the Liberals are going to lose is over immigration & housing costs. The Cons could fuck everything else up, but drastically reduce the number of TFWs and International Students and stabilize housing prices, they will win several consecutive terms.

Don't kid yourself. You average person doesn't give a shit about Internet censorship or any of that other shit the Liberals have been doing. Housing and immigration is the issue for normies right now.

They are not gonna like the inevitable hammer on the size of public servants that's growing faster than the private sector.

 

[Ser Prize]

The only reason the Liberals are going to lose is over immigration & housing costs. The Cons could fuck everything else up, but drastically reduce the number of TFWs and International Students and stabilize housing prices, and they will win several consecutive terms.

Don't kid yourself. You average person doesn't give a shit about Internet censorship or any of that other shit the Liberals have been doing. Housing and immigration is the issue for normies right now.

That's the thing: they won't do that. PP has been sucking pajeet cock for the last year and a half. He knows the only way to keep this ponzi scheme of a country running is to keep mass importing jeets for cheap labour and market inflation.

 

[Never Scored]

That's the thing: they won't do that.

I don't disagree, unfortunately.