Canada is a failed state

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I mean at some point just fucking cut them off. Let Quebec suffer.

Also, I do want the prairie territories. Unironically I would accept being drafted and killing Ontarians by the bag full. I would honestly enjoy it, I’ll do a guerilla terror campaign right now for minimum, possibly below minimum wage. I’ll use my own ammo surplus.

How about you help rural Ontarians purge the Laurentian Elites and their Pajeet Slaves?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So when Trump annexes Canada, how should he handle Quebec?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

How about you help rural Ontarians purge the Laurentian Elites and their Pajeet Slaves?

Best I can do is not kill the ones that have no reaction to French.

 

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[Sweeter and Savoury]

I wunder what else Trudy had to promise Trump before he'd dropped the tariff's.

The border shit is just the public stuff I would be almost certain Trump wanted more then just a few Nasty Gurl's posted to the US border.

 

[Betonhaus]

So when Trump annexes Canada, how should he handle Quebec?

sell it back to France

 

[Average Russian Spy]

I wunder what else Trudy had to promise Trump before he'd dropped the tariff's.

The border shit is just the public stuff I would be almost certain Trump wanted more then just a few Nasty Gurl's posted to the US border.

I find it funny how some fellow leafs are claiming this is some giant win for Canada. Now Trump has egg all over his face... somehow? Trump had people shitting their pants in terror and almost caused our government to chimp out with a full on trade war with a country we rely on for a majority of our stuff. But no, apparently Trudy was the one in charge.

 

[Mr Bunny]

I wunder what else Trudy had to promise Trump before he'd dropped the tariff's.

The border shit is just the public stuff I would be almost certain Trump wanted more then just a few Nasty Gurl's posted to the US border.

Access to Canadian banks most likely.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I find it funny how some fellow leafs are claiming this is some giant win for Canada. Now Trump has egg all over his face... somehow? Trump had people shitting their pants in terror and almost caused our government to chimp out with a full on trade war with a country we rely on for a majority of our stuff. But no, apparently Trudy was the one in charge.

nah that's just the Liberal drones doing their thing

Trudy bent the knee at the first chance because he knew this was something he couldn't fight and win. The rest is just Liberal Party spin.

Hopefully Trudy is forced to open up more of Canada to US companies. That would do so much to drive down the CoL if these slack bloated Canadian Federal monopolies were forced to actual compete for once in their lives.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I find it funny how some fellow leafs are claiming this is some giant win for Canada. Now Trump has egg all over his face... somehow? Trump had people shitting their pants in terror and almost caused our government to chimp out with a full on trade war with a country we rely on for a majority of our stuff. But no, apparently Trudy was the one in charge.

can someone in the Trump Team please leak the phone call? I want to hear Trudeau's voice quivering,

 

[OutInTheRain]

So when Trump annexes Canada, how should he handle Quebec?

With nuclear fire.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

So geh.

But I think the seed is sown.

 

[The Early 2000s]

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Good call.

was that so fucking hard???

 

[CyrusHowler]

But no, apparently Trudy was the one in charge.

Leftoids gonna leftoid. No matter what country they’re from.

 

[Totallyunknown]

We gave Trump 200 million dollars more on top of the original plan we made in December for additional border security and a new "Fentanyl Czar" (verbatim) which I am sure will be an overpaid nothing government position.

Trump earlier in the day said he was upset American banks could not operate in Canada, but they can and do - just under our banking regulations.

However PP has now brought interprovincial trade forward as an election issue. I saw a very cringe promo video earlier where he was saying we should be looking to trade with Canada before all else.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

We gave Trump 200 million dollars more on top of the original plan we made in December for additional border security and a new "Fentanyl Czar" (verbatim) which I am sure will be an overpaid nothing government position.

If only Rob Ford was still alive he would be perfect for that position.

Or maybe if his drug dealer brother loses the provincial election, the role would be perfect for him.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Trump earlier in the day said he was upset American banks could not operate in Canada, but they can and do - just under our banking regulations.

Name one.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

What's hilarious is this Trade War will keep popping once a month for the next 4 years.

The Canadian economy will not only be solely Real Estate (Musical chairs with Houses), it will be diversified to unionized Gen Xers collecting OT pay destocking and stocking American bourbons and California wines.

 

[Homo neanderthalensis]

If you give 200 million dollars to your "enemies" you win.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

l.o.l.