Canada is a failed state

[Ookoo Squad]

Just being thunkful here, but I'm thinking of an angle Trump could take to soften Ottawa's control over the West and also gain a political advantage back at home. That is to say: make a one-time offer of US citizenship to Canadian citizens residing in Alberta and Saskatchewan, regardless of whether they have imminent plans to move to the USA. As in, "hey, you, Albertan, drive down to the border and we'll slap a fucking passport into your hands, you're welcome".

Sounds insane, right? Utter madness? On the face of it, perhaps. But consider the following. Those taking up the offer of citizenship in the current climate would overwhelmingly self-select for the right wing. Zero worries of suddenly getting a new batch of Democrats. Those who do relocate across the border would be a net plus for the Republican Party. And even if there isn't an exodus? The US now has a large number of dual-citizens living in AB and SK, further increasing soft political reach in those regions.

This would actually make more sense than trying to outright annex the two provinces, since the support simply isn't there. At least, not in the short term. Even among Alberta separatists, most are in favour of independence rather than statehood. And separatists of any stripe have, IMO, at best a rock hard ceiling of 40% support and would be extremely unlikely to win a referendum.

Anyway, thank you for reading my retarded blog.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

This would actually make more sense than trying to outright annex the two provinces, since the support simply isn't there. At least, not in the short term. Even among Alberta separatists, most are in favour of independence rather than statehood. And separatists of any stripe have, IMO, at best a rock hard ceiling of 40% support and would be extremely unlikely to win a referendum.

As an Albertan, I would say it depends on how hard Ottawa wants to fuck us over. The Liberals made it obvious that they will repeat the same failed policy expecting different reason and how long can we take it until we say "fuck it"? The cucks in Edmonton will probably ask for more, but Calgary is the wildcard.

 

[Ookoo Squad]

As an Albertan, I would say it depends on how hard Ottawa wants to fuck us over. The Liberals made it obvious that they will repeat the same failed policy expecting different reason and how long can we take it until we say "fuck it"? The cucks in Edmonton will probably ask for more, but Calgary is the wildcard.

Calgary is where all of the "Alberta is calling" Toronto fags moved. Separatism will not have much support in large urban areas.

 

[Betonhaus]

One thing I have noticed with jeets is that they cannot unplug from their phones. They are all on their phones when driving even their semi truck drivers.

It's where they keep their instructions on how to drive, like what side of the road to drive on and which is the brake pedal.

 

[Maker's Mark]

Just being thunkful here, but I'm thinking of an angle Trump could take to soften Ottawa's control over the West and also gain a political advantage back at home. That is to say: make a one-time offer of US citizenship to Canadian citizens residing in Alberta and Saskatchewan, regardless of whether they have imminent plans to move to the USA. As in, "hey, you, Albertan, drive down to the border and we'll slap a fucking passport into your hands, you're welcome".

Sounds insane, right? Utter madness? On the face of it, perhaps. But consider the following. Those taking up the offer of citizenship in the current climate would overwhelmingly self-select for the right wing. Zero worries of suddenly getting a new batch of Democrats. Those who do relocate across the border would be a net plus for the Republican Party. And even if there isn't an exodus? The US now has a large number of dual-citizens living in AB and SK, further increasing soft political reach in those regions.

This would actually make more sense than trying to outright annex the two provinces, since the support simply isn't there. At least, not in the short term. Even among Alberta separatists, most are in favour of independence rather than statehood. And separatists of any stripe have, IMO, at best a rock hard ceiling of 40% support and would be extremely unlikely to win a referendum.

Anyway, thank you for reading my retarded blog.

The issue is that our government will tax the ever living shit out of you if you try to leave the country. One last hearty “fuck you” before leaving. It’s so severe a lot of people don’t think it’s worth even making an attempt to leave the country because of it.

 

[stupid frog]

Hopefully we get South Korean pricing and not American pricing

You will get worse than America, and you will have no choice to pay saar.

 

[Scale Smerch]

The cucks in Edmonton will probably ask for more, but Calgary is the wildcard.

Calgary is as bad as Edmonton these days for this sort of thing. The southern suburbs are what balance out the usual progressive nonsense permeating downtown and the gentrified northwest, but even then it only makes for a wash overall. Albertan separatism will be a meme for a while yet.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Lot of Canadians leftists will hate that new article from American Thinker.

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2025/04/canada_s_free_ride_is_finally_over.html

https://archive.ph/Qb0VT

April 15, 2025

Canada’s Free Ride Is Finally Over​

By Charlton Allen

President Trump’s tariffs on Canadian imports triggered the usual response from Ottawa. First under Justin Trudeau and now under his successor, Mark Carney, Canada’s political class didn’t just protest—they retaliated, slapping on symbolic countermeasures and accusing the United States of economic aggression.

Outrage as policy—the Canadian default setting when Washington asserts leverage. But beneath the indignation lies a more straightforward truth: Canada had it coming.

Canada has basked in American economic and military protection for years while shirking its responsibilities.

Regarding trade, defense, energy, and foreign policy, successive Liberal governments have treated the U.S.-Canada relationship as a one-way arrangement—Washington provides the muscle, and Ottawa collects the perks. That indulgence is over.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The issue is that our government will tax the ever living shit out of you if you try to leave the country. One last hearty “fuck you” before leaving. It’s so severe a lot of people don’t think it’s worth even making an attempt to leave the country because of it.

Good luck getting blood from a stone

 

[The Doom Slayer]

Canada is so fucked.

 

[Brutality]

The green party will be excluded from the leaders debates tonight and tomorrow

 

[OutInTheRain]

The green party will be excluded from the leaders debates tonight and tomorrow

Good, they aren't a real party. It's so Elizabeth May has something to do that isn't day drinking.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Canada is so fucked.

I wonder why Alexa Lavoie has lasted so long with Rebel News.

I suppose she's their entire Quebec/Francophone bureau. Especially after that really Jewy guy from Montreal whose name escapes me (the guy that the Montreal police during COVID referred to on camera as "media juif") moved down to Florida.

But the Rebel News talent besides Sheila Gunn Reid and David Menzies don't tend to stick around too long. Either due to low pay or Ezra Levant's shenanigans.

She's been with them for 3+ years. I recall her taking a tear gas canister point blank out of the launcher off her thigh on the frontlines of the convoy standoff with the police. That would've been Feb 2022.

I was watching the stream live. She immediately shouted in pain and began bawling. They dragged her into some sort of medical tent on the trucker side and pulled her tights down on air (though I don't think anything carnal was shown), revealing a huge bruise.

 

[Hokuriku]

An elderly man who can barely order a sandwich in French is about to be assaulted for two consecutive hours. I have taken the liberty of contacting a rape crisis centre.

 

[Betonhaus]

I can't imagine I will be surprised about what happens this debate at this point.

 

[FredTheGreat]

Immigration! Time for everyone to say they love them.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The green party will be excluded from the leaders debates tonight and tomorrow

Good, they aren't a real party. It's so Elizabeth May has something to do that isn't day drinking.

That's exactly why I wanted a sloshed Liz May in the debates to provide entertainment.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

You know it is bad when San Francisco is cleaning up its tent cities and the problem is getting worse in Toronto. One day maybe Toronto residents will also understand that the only reason the problem exists is because they let it and don't crack down on it.

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San Francisco Article

With the exploding homeless population in Toronto, I can only hope it means more liberal politicians, judges, and elite are pushed in front of trains/set on fire by random crazies.

 

[Scale Smerch]

Good, they aren't a real party. It's so Elizabeth May has something to do that isn't day drinking.

That's exactly why I wanted a sloshed Liz May in the debates to provide entertainment.

If it was even May participating. That co-leader thing would be hilarious to see play out if they treated it seriously. Two Green leaders on the debate stage, both contradicting each other, both completely batshit insane - a true Canadian experience

 

[Brutality]

Nobody won the French debate. Carney was getting bullied a fair bit but was able to hold his ground. Singh throwing every piece of shit at the wall to see what sticks to save his own ass