Canada is a failed state

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I’m torn. I’ve got enough of a Love/Hate relationship with this Frozen Shithole that a total collapse would suck, but at the same time becoming States… lets be realistic, 51-55 off sheer land mass, brings enough benefits that a total collapse into annexation (give me Rainbows, but I doubt America would tolerate an actual Failed State sharing as large a border as we do) that I can’t actually feel bad.

Least I have some leftover popcorn supplies from your election night. It’s gonna be fun seeing people actually give a shit about Leaf Politics if the Tariffs start to cause some pain up here.
 
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Its really crazy. Trudeau could go down to DC right now and talk to Trump. The man is so easy to please. I'm not really sure what Ottawa's end game is in trying to take the Bull by the horns.
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The end game is for them to act uppity and smug with "democracy is who we are" collective psychosis at all costs, regardless of objective reality.

Neoliberalism is to the dystopian West in the same way the 'Mandate Of Heaven' used to be for the Chinese monarchy. All of these WEF 'Democracy' satrapies derive their unwarranted self-importance from their own "enlightenment" (solipsistic nihilism). Any rejection of that, however minimal it is, is tantamount to an admission that Western liberalism is a miserable failure, and assuming responsibility is the literally the last thing shitlibs will ever do, which is why Castro Jr. behaves in the low-functioning narcissistic way he does all the time.
 
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We're starting to see shit that you don't even see in the states. How long do you guys think until we start seeing complete anarchy? I'm talking open or conceal carry without regard to the law. I've been considering taking my chances lately since arrests are so rare I figure however I'm not the correct type of minority that gets away with that type of shit.
If you are young you will never get a decent job and will have debt forever. Any business has discovered a cheat code to bring in an infinite amount of young men who have no idea what workers rights or a living wage are.
Do you guys have any stories of how bad safety has gotten? Once I find a wife I am %100 not raising any kids here and it feels like a complete slap in the face to my parents who worked hard to move here.
A lot of Canadians are complete fucking drones however I can't blame them. Have you ever talked to a young person in this country? Nobody has any aspirations.
If you are young you will never get a decent job and will have debt forever. Any business has discovered a cheat code to bring in an infinite amount of young men who have no idea what workers rights or a living wage are. The stereotype that Canadians are weak is incredibly true now. Everything is a scam. The government robs you, their timmigrants rob you, all institutions rob you.
 

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Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
I’m torn. I’ve got enough of a Love/Hate relationship with this Frozen Shithole that a total collapse would suck, but at the same time becoming States… lets be realistic, 51-55 off sheer land mass, brings enough benefits that a total collapse into annexation (give me Rainbows, but I doubt America would tolerate an actual Failed State sharing as large a border as we do) that I can’t actually feel bad.

Least I have some leftover popcorn supplies from your election night. It’s gonna be fun seeing people actually give a shit about Leaf Politics if the Tariffs start to cause some pain up here.
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If Canada starts to collapse Trump will likely be forced to intervene because we have a very big undefended boarder and it would be easier to shoot the Laurentian idiots then build a wall.
 
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Betonhaus said:
I'm not quite sure if i'll notice right away
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I'd say it entirely depends on whether or not the fuckheads in Ottawa decide to pretend to do their jobs and come back from vacation early. If yes, maybe it'll take a bit. If no, I think we'll have a pretty sharp descent because it'll be clear to everyone (especially the USA) that we have no fucking government whatsoever.
 
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The only thing disappointing for me about this is that Trump isn't hitting oil and gas immediately, and when he does, coming in at a lower rate. I want Ottawa and our federal parties to get a rude wake up call, I want the near certainty that some Liberal moron will convince Sock Boy to implement energy export taxes (because they all go into federal coffers) and induce the next Alberta unity crisis. We came close with the Trans Mountain pipeline, the handling of these tariffs may finally be the trigger.

Also any major shock would force the Libs to recall Parliament early because lmao at holding off on tariff relief for two months while watching Ontario's manufacturing sector potentially get gutted. Good luck banking on Carney for a miracle election win if Upper Canada decides to double down on Tory blue.
 
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Scale Smerch said:
The only thing disappointing for me about this is that Trump isn't hitting oil and gas immediately, and when he does, coming in at a lower rate. I want Ottawa and our federal parties to get a rude wake up call, I want the near certainty that some Liberal moron will convince Sock Boy to implement energy export taxes (because they all go into federal coffers) and induce the next Alberta unity crisis. We came close with the Trans Mountain pipeline, the handling of these tariffs may finally be the trigger.

Also any major shock would force the Libs to recall Parliament early because lmao at holding off on tariff relief for two months while watching Ontario's manufacturing sector potentially get gutted. Good luck banking on Carney for a miracle election win if Upper Canada decides to double down on Tory blue.
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Honestly that's likely because of Danielle Smith actually being respectful to Trump and trying to work with him. I don't really want to suffer from the children in Ontario crashing the economy, and this is a good sign that Trump will be fair to those that at least try to work with him.
 
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Betonhaus said:
Honestly that's likely because of Danielle Smith actually being respectful to Trump and trying to work with him. I don't really want to suffer from the children in Ontario crashing the economy, and this is a good sign that Trump will be fair to those that at least try to work with him.
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None of the Failsons of the Laurentian Elite (we don’t even have competent members of the Laurentian Elite / Family compact anymore that may have had some semblance of Noblesse oblige) have even bothered to read Trump’s the Art of the Deal in the past 10 years trump has been a political figure.

If they had they would know exactly what you said he would be fair to those willing to hear him out and address his concerns (fentanyl drug smuggling on Injun reservations)
 
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Michigander here, despite being in a region directly impacted by Canada cutting off energy exports, I don't feel any fear, it seems like the overwhelmingly likely outcome is that our electricity bills are higher for a little while and then we localize our power grid and take away Canadian leverage for the future. Does the average Canadian actually think this move is going to accomplish more than that? Do any of your politicians actually believe they're not just bluffing to their constituents? I have friends and family in Canada and it's been very depressing following along and hearing about the decline for this last decade, I'm praying for all you good leafs to weather this storm
 
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Blindeye said:
Does the average Canadian actually think this move is going to accomplish more than that?
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The average Canadian is fucking retarded bro. If they have thoughts about this at all, it's "orange man bad" and "oh they're gonna be sorry they messed with us!". I live here, I can assure you of that.
 
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