Canada is a failed state

HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
We are structurally broken. There is no answer except annexation.
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Despite what the Libtards would like to believe, electing the Carney-led Liberals would hasten American annexation of (at least parts of) Canada. One of their defining characteristics is the overconfidence. They honestly believe that their experience negotiating with Trump during USCMA makes them the best option. What they didn't tell you is that the US and Mexico nearly froze Canada out because of the Canadian delegation's theatrics. That's way Trump would rather deal with the Liberals with the Conservatives: they are far more likely to accept his terms and try to spin it as a win back home.

What's more is that Trump gives even less of a shit now because he knows he has this last term left. He blasted Starmer and Macron out of the water during their visits to White House. He would absolutely do the same with Carney, but I not sure if that will happen because it's speculated that Marky Mark will call an election on the 23rd.

Something I noticed some YouTube commentators mentioned was that the current situation in Canada parallels what happened in 1984. Polls favored John Turner (who like Carney, didn't have a seat in the HoC at the time) shortly after the Liberal Party elected him later, but they swung towards Mulroney in the general election that followed. There's no guarantee that it will happen again, but the fact still remains. Trump may be repeating his "51st State" rhetoric, but he wasn't the one who invited pajeets by the hundred of thousands, if not millions. He was not the one who crippled out economy by shutting down the resource sector. He was not one the one who turned a blind eye to political interference, secret PRC police stations, and money laundering. Everything that has gone wrong in this country can be laid out at the Liberals' feet. Hopefully enough Canadians have not forgotten this.

If they have and Carney's Liberals return to power, then Canada may as well cease to exist.
 
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>Be me
>Canadian
>Wake up at 4am in my 4x6 apartment because that's all I can afford
>No heating because I can't afford it
>Yawn, stretch, and smell the shit wafting from my pajeet neighbor's apartment
>Eat cardboard covered with synthetic maple syrup for breakfast because Carney destroyed the waffle and syrup industry
>Try not to provoke the violent homeless on my way to the subway station
>Ride subway for 2 hours crammed in the middle of a pack of jeets, throw up from the smell
>Arrive at my job at Shekelsteinberg & Sons in Toronto
>Report to Sandeep, my supervisor, and start working
>At lunchtime, go to Tim Hortons, eat ethnic food made from the entire spice rack
>Spend afternoon on the shitter
>Be informed by Sandeep that I'm being replaced by his 35 cousins from Delhi because I spent the afternoon slacking off
>Another 2 hour subway ride; afternoon shit has thankfully emptied my stomach
>Accidentally exist next to a schizophrenic homeless person, get the crap kicked out of me
>Get arrested for inciting the homeless guy to violence
>Spend night in holding cell with no toilet because it offended the Hindu Poop God
>Pay excessive bail to get out
>Return to apartment
>It burned to the ground because Pajeet neighbor couldn't figure out how to use a stove
>All my worldly belongings are gone and I'm now homeless
>But at least I'm not American
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
It's not so much that Canadians don't want to fight. They do.

They just don't want to fight which requires risk and perma death.
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The Great North American war will be 100% jeet on jeet. American vs Canadian Jeets. Fought on random Walmart parking lots. Brampton vs the States.

Its gonna be one gigantic piss soaked and poop stained shitfest. Covered with chick peas and gara masala.

The new symbol of rebellion will be a Hyundai Elantra with tinted windows and Haryana decals. Goodbye Toyota Hilux.

Jeets gonna be dodging toilet paper rolls like Neo in Matrix. Phew phew.

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Butterschmalz said:
The Great North American war will be 100% jeet on jeet. American vs Canadian Jeets. Fought on random Walmart parking lots. Brampton vs the States.

Its gonna be one gigantic piss soaked and poop stained shitfest. Covered with chick peas and gara masala.

The new symbol of rebellion will be a Hyundai Elantra with tinted windows and Haryana decals. Goodbye Toyota Hilux.

Jeets gonna be dodging toilet paper rolls like Neo in Matrix. Phew phew.

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I am waiting for Jeet vs sandniggers.
 
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Betonhaus said:
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If one of your parents or grandparents is polish this might be worth looking into as it cannot possibly be worse then here. If I somehow lose my job I might actually apply to this.
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My bud is polish and he always tells me he can go back to Poland.

;.;
 
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Flan Handler said:
Here we go!
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40% of Albertans want independence, 20% US statehood. Fun!
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That number is lower then i hoped it would be, but it's also based on nobody having a clear picture of what statehood or independence would look like. Independence is still suicide when we're landlocked between two nations that monopolise our trade. I feel like that number may jump a lot if Trump and Danielle Smith came approached Albertans with a plan to become an American territory with a clear explanation of what rights and freedoms we'd have, how much independence we'd have, and how critical services like senior's pensions or healthcare would be adapted.


HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
My bud is polish and he always tells me he can go back to Poland.

;.;
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check where your grandparents or great-grandparents came from. Large swaths of the prairie provinces have some polish influence so you might get lucky.
 
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Betonhaus said:
That number is lower then i hoped it would be, but it's also based on nobody having a clear picture of what statehood or independence would look like. Independence is still suicide when we're landlocked between two nations that monopolise our trade. I feel like that number may jump a lot if Trump and Danielle Smith came approached Albertans with a plan to become an American territory with a clear explanation of what rights and freedoms we'd have, how much independence we'd have, and how critical services like senior's pensions or healthcare would be adapted.



check where your grandparents or great-grandparents came from. Large swaths of the prairie provinces have some polish influence so you might get lucky.
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I can always go back to my country but I gave up my citizenship to become Canadian.

I'd imagine a lot of Indians have not yet given up their citizenship. India doesn't allow dual citizenship.
 
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Betonhaus said:
I feel like that number may jump a lot if Trump and Danielle Smith came approached Albertans with a plan to become an American territory with a clear explanation of what rights and freedoms we'd have, how much independence we'd have, and how critical services like senior's pensions or healthcare would be adapted.
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Fun fact: interest on bonds issued by US territories is fully exempt from all federal, state, and local taxes, unlike any other type of bond, making it really easy for them to borrow at very low rates (because the taxable equivalent yield is much higher than the coupon). I don't know what Alberta's financing looks like right now but I'd be willing to bet on that being a major upgrade. It'd make it very easy to jumpstart or repair any industries the Canadian government is neglecting.

(edit: or work on refinancing the existing debt at lower rates, freeing up a lot of budget going to the current interest payments)
 
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Brutality said:
Fellas, perhaps there is a chance after all
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He is so mad. It's kind of funny. He pissed away a ton of tax payer money for his debut on the world stage. He was asked if he was going to reimburse, and instead talked about building relationships. Something about ports, minerals the Liberals have been hostile to extracting. But nothing about should the tax payer be on the hook for you to take a trip to get suck up to euros. Cast the blame for our economic woes south of the border. Which to be fair are exacerbating our current woes. Which are a result of the Liberal party's policy.

Carney is wealthy, all he had to do was say. "Yes, I'll reimburse, of course I'll reimburse. I am not like my predecessor, needlessly wasting tax payer money to jet set all around the planet." Ends the question, doesn't come across as an asshole. Distances himself from Trudeau, which is going to be the albatross that hangs around his neck.

Instead he got pissed, royally pissed that he was being mouthed off to.
 
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