Canada is a failed state

[Betonhaus]

I honestly don't know who's going to win as polls lie a lot these days. Do we have a Canadian version of the Keys of Keysus Christ? Or are those keys useable?

 

[DiscoRodeo]

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This seems like a bad reason to vote for anybody...

huh, just like Trudeau made these people feel the same exact thing.

Hows that going for them?

Oh wait, they forgot and are unthinking, unironic, NPCs.

I have no sympathy for the average leaf. They are below humans. They surrendered that right to be treated with actual agency, and they surrendered it voluntarily.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

You aren’t forced to sell property but if you own rental property as a non resident the tax forms are a nightmare as you need an agent in Canada (relative) on paper to collect rent for you which is filing an NR6 and then you need to file an NR4 where you remit 25% of gross rents to the government. There is an opt out where you can remit 25% of net rental income but you have to file a shortened T1 return where you don’t get any of the basic credits but you owe less tax on your rental properties as a nonresident.

Anyway if you were forced to sell that wouldn’t be a deemed disposition it would only be a regular disposition.

In summary you aren’t forced to sell but it does make things easier for you if you do sell.

I'm not about to get into it on KiwiFarms. Would suggest people use a tax law firm for consqeuential specific advice to their situation and privilege in addition to a CPA, or firms with their own CPAs. Either way its babbling jeets at the CRA deciding your past and present activity if you return and even if its more favorable than it should be, its not binding on jeets and open to reassesment any time.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Catching up on the thread because I'm so turned off by the fake and ghey election rhetoric that I can only check in every couple of days.

Edit: Found the reporter who I was following on YouTube, I misremembered.

Right Blend (formerly Patriot Smoothie) is an interesting character. He essentially hustled his way into being a citizen journalist by pure force of will and showing up. He did a lot of on-the-ground daily reporting from courthouses and protests for anything Convoy related.

He also puts his money where his mouth is. During the convoy in Ottawa, he was an underemployed guy. He personally spent any disposable income he had to make runs to Crappy Tire and the grocery store to buy supplies to personally deliver them to the truckers on the freezing streets. I remember seeing him post the actual receipts at the time.

There was also a video of him at the time heckling CBC reporters on the icy street corners of downtown Ottawa.

I still think he's a little naive politically though. He's really passionate, but from what I gather he seems to have fallen into the "we have to get the Libs out" PP supporting Twitter crew instead of the "They have to go home/Bernier isn't radical enough" dissident right.

I don't think I've ever actually met a visible native ever. I mean like, fully, not some art hoe claim she is
I take my friend to a reservation sometimes to buy vape supply and even there they are fully white can someone maybe explain?

Some of the "Natives not looking like natives" has to do with geography in Canada much like it does in the US.

Native physiognomy looks more feral the farther West and North you go. The Aboriginals from the Maritimes and Newfoundland (minus Labrador) were essentially demographically replaced out of existence. The ones in Quebec and Southern Ontario too have been too racemixed and domesticated to truly be a separate racial and cultural group.

But as one travels further north to the James Bay coast, to the northern parts of BC & the Prairies, to the Territories, Indians who were mostly kept away from huwhites by simple geography mostly still look and act like savages.

Even if he were to hold onto the seats the NDP has Singh probably knows it's game over for him afterwards so he's probably degenerate maxxing rn

I read a synopsis of a NDP "Elbows Up" political event the other day from a delulu commie.

The narrator namedropped every fellow commie candidate under the sun that attended regardless of jurisdiction.

But Jughead wasn't even mentioned at all in the summary.

Its where Roman Babar is running in Toronto, he seems like a pretty stand up guy, Doug Ford kicked him out for being anti Mandate so that's at least one point for him

Roman is one of the few good ones.

Roman Baber was really brave and based for awhile during COVID regarding restrictions and mandates, writing up a Jerry Maguire-like manifesto with some statistics very milquetoastly pondering if his Doug Ford Ontario government was doing the right thing. And was unceremoniously turfed as a PC MPP in the subsequent days.

Unfortunately, he's largely fallen into irrelevancy since declaring his intention to run for the federal Conservative leadership spot against Poilievre over the summer of 2022.

I believe he ended up with single digit support.

Instead of doing something radical like joining Bernier as his second-in-command so he could continue to rail against COVID harms and other third rail topics. Baber chose the safe & cowardly normie root of "I'm going to try to change the party from the inside" after essentially being fired and betrayed by PP 1.0 in Doug Ford's Ontario PC Party.

I believe he is also a Russian Jew, which means that he's never going to address the JQ and is a limited hangout.

The closer we get to the election, the more blackpilled I am becoming.

I used to pop into the r/canadasub to get my dose of Canadian news without all the gaslighting and faggotry.

But it's become insufferable as well where the entire frontpage is essentially "Carney is Hitler / PP will save us"

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Never trust polls. Did they ask you? I don't think so. They didn't ask me. Remember all the polls claiming an easy Kamala victory?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

But it's become insufferable as well where the entire frontpage is essentially "Carney is Hitler / PP will save us"

WTH I love Carney now

 

[Slap47]

Never trust polls. Did they ask you? I don't think so. They didn't ask me. Remember all the polls claiming an easy Kamala victory?

Polls phone me. I do not use the phone because of Indians.

 

[regalterry]

Never trust polls.

Back when the bongs weren't entirely cucks:

Though, nowadays I imagine they just fabricate the results out of thin air.

 

[GhaeicSD]

Right Blend (formerly Patriot Smoothie) is an interesting character. He essentially hustled his way into being a citizen journalist by pure force of will and showing up. He did a lot of on-the-ground daily reporting from courthouses and protests for anything Convoy related.

Oh shit, I'm actually familiar with PatriotSmoothie. I used to post very often on another tiny forum that's very similar to KiwiFarms but specifically for Canadian politics. He regularly used that website and was a really good poster there. Nice guy too. I didn't even realize that was him. Good to see he's doing well.

 

[Brutality]

Never trust polls. Did they ask you? I don't think so. They didn't ask me. Remember all the polls claiming an easy Kamala victory?

Polls aside, it is still completely believable that the boomers will fuck everyone over just to keep housing prices high and to "own trump"

 

[Scale Smerch]

Never trust polls. Did they ask you? I don't think so. They didn't ask me. Remember all the polls claiming an easy Kamala victory?

Ehh hard to place too much faith in a similar outcome. The Cons will overperform, but polling aggregates have a surprisingly good track record up here so far.

In either case one shouldn't pay attention to anything polling-wise until after the Easter weekend once the debates are done and mid-election surprises are locked in.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I’m really struggling to find the right sticker for this lol.

Is he autistic? Do lizard people get autism? Or are they all unable to read the room?

He looks worse every day, I don’t think he’s having fun as a newbie retail politician trying to parachute into the “top job” the way he’s accustomed. The little people he hates and wants dead have to agree to hire him, it’s his worst nightmare.

Look at this clip in “French”, surely this is endearing him to quebec
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https://x.com/Tablesalt13/status/1908135074979090914

Mark Carney comes off as the antagonist CEO/villian of every 80's movie who genuinely believes he is better than everyone else, then gets outsmarted by an everyman-idiot like Chevy Chase, Bill Murray or Steve Martin who beats him by hiding a microphone inside a dog's collar or something.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Mark Carney comes off as the antagonist CEO/villian of every 80's movie who genuinely believes he is better than everyone else, then gets outsmarted by an everyman-idiot like Chevy Chase, Bill Murray or Steve Martin who beats him by hiding a microphone inside dog's collar or something.

To be fair, so did Trudeau but he was an 80s teen comedy villian. The kind you had to beat at a ski race and he spent the entire movie trying to steal the protagonist's girlfriend with his sensitive guy schtick.

It does show that the brain drain is real. All of our major party leaders are losers. Carney was an unsuccessful central banker who bailed of Britain during COVID. Pollievre is too scared to campaign. Singh is in all honesty probably throwing the election anyway, but the man repeats American talking points and has alienated most NDP voters and donors.

 

[Hokuriku]

https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/article/liberals-have-11-point-lead-over-conservatives-carney-opens-up-22-point-advantage-over-poilievre-as-preferred-pm/

I want to die! I want to die! Kill me, just fucking kill me, please! Just kill me. You’re fucking allowed to kill me. Fuck the boomers, fuck Jagmeet Singh, Fuck Trudeau and fuck Donald Trump for causing this.

Nanos says 6, Innovative says slight Conservative lead, pollsters are starting to desync on how to cook the books.

Everything's being drawn along exactly the same lines as 2024. The left is trying as hard as possible to make the election a single-issue vote to sneak in before everyone realizes that their parachuted candidate is a retard. The right is counting on pulling in low-propensity voters who have checked out the last few elections and who aren't being factored into polling models.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Mark Carney comes off as the antagonist CEO/villian of every 80's movie who genuinely believes he is better than everyone else, then gets outsmarted by an everyman-idiot like Chevy Chase, Bill Murray or Steve Martin who beats him by hiding a microphone inside dog's collar or something.

Does anyone remember the plots and endings of Bob & Doug McKenzie or Kids in thr Hall?

They may be illustrative.



1995's Canadian Bacon timeline with John Candy is also acceptable even though it was directed by that commie Michael Moore.

 

[karaokeman]

All I want is significantly less immigration so we can focus on assimilation and stabilizing the costs of living, that's literally what I am voting for.

Instead there's a bunch of retards who have Trump Derangement Syndrome, and, or, they want to bring the entire Third World into our country.

 

[EscapeVorkuta]

Back when the bongs weren't entirely cucks:

Though, nowadays I imagine they just fabricate the results out of thin air.

The Brits used to be the kings of comedy before they were cucked and usurped by the Jews. Mr. Bean still has a special place in my heart.

All I want is significantly less immigration so we can focus on assimilation and stabilizing the costs of living, that's literally what I am voting for.

Instead there's a bunch of retards who have Trump Derangement Syndrome, and, or, they want to bring the entire Third World into our country.

I was listening to Libtards justify the 100 million "new Canadians" by 2100 by saying "who cares I won't be alive by then". Wish they would have that same energy for "climate change".

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I was listening to Libtards justify the 100 million "new Canadians" by 2100 by saying "who cares I won't be alive by then". Wish they would have that same energy for "climate change".

It's true they won't have any grandchildren or great grandchildren alive then, and those who do will either be Elite WASPs that have Kike Grandchildren or Mullatto grandkids.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I want this to be true so badly.

 

[Maker's Mark]

I want this to be true so badly.
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I hope so too. I Would love to see all the smug Canadians on Reddit and Twitter watch their new “hero” bend the knee to God Emperor Trump.