Canada is a failed state

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Ugh it begins. Until now Amazon packages came only by Canada Post and Purolator to my tiny area. Even with Prime it could take over a week for stuff to get here but it’s a reasonable trade off for living in a 95% white rural area. A few weeks ago I started seeing Prime vans running around on our back roads.

Based on the neighbourhood schizo Telegram chat, all the locals are pissed off at how terrible the service is now.

I’m more concerned the browns will notice our little backwater actually, we could be overwhelmed by a very small influx. I try to be as racist as possible whenever I have to talk to them.

Just look out for a truck with some Natives in it following the Van. They'll just scoop up anything left on a doorstep or porch. It's pretty standard for anywhere in current year. Remember we are no longer a high trust society, anything not nailed down will be stolen....and if it is nailed down it will still probably be stolen along with the nails.

This is no longer the Canada you grew up in, your mindset must change to match the new times or you'll just paint a giant target on yourself and your house.
 
Just look out for a truck with some Natives in it following the Van. They'll just scoop up anything left on a doorstep or porch. It's pretty standard for anywhere in current year. Remember we are no longer a high trust society, anything not nailed down will be stolen....and if it is nailed down it will still probably be stolen along with the nails.

This is no longer the Canada you grew up in, your mindset must change to match the new times or you'll just paint a giant target on yourself and your house.

Natives stealing stuff is the society we grew up in though.
 
As a non-whitey leaf, if they try do a South Africa and attempt to "game end" all the whiteys in Canadistan, I'll hide you gays, GET IN ZE ATTIC

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I must know, how did shitlib Canadians think it's a good idea to influence American elections? Interference is a serious thing. Maybe they think that since they are the "good guys", nothing will happen.

Also, despite the way things are headed on your country, I still wish a joyful Canada Day, to celebrate with your kindred.
 
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I genuinely believe that Indians have a very poor sense of taste and smell, as that explains a lot. Complaining to them is like complaining to a colorblind painter that he fucked up to colors
Well yeah they kill off their tastebuds by overloading their rotting / rotten meat (that is if they are the type of Jeet that eats meat) with shitloads of spices.

If their the vegetarian kind of Jeet it’s just the overloading of spices to mask the rotting / rotten Potatos
 
Just look out for a truck with some Natives
Haha no, the natives absolutely don’t come out here, we have some history, our feral whites are a minority but not worth the hassle for the natives. Softer targets between us and the reserve. The only thing keeping us from getting swamped is our lack of housing to even take over and zero businesses to buy up.

Locals are farmers, O&G workers, laptop workers, pyramid scheme enthusiasts. Nearest gas station is a twenty minute drive.
 
Come to East Asia. Jeets are literally slaves. It's great n

Indians are the niggers of Asia. European colonizers by law couldn't enslave East Asians, so they brought in Indians as chattel slaves from the 16th to 20th century.

East Asians almost never mingle with them. This is in Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong, and the Philippines. It's why East Asians don't bother with Indians, they already know.
 
Indians are the niggers of Asia. European colonizers by law couldn't enslave East Asians, so they brought in Indians as chattel slaves from the 16th to 20th century.

East Asians almost never mingle with them. This is in Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong, and the Philippines. It's why East Asians don't bother with Indians, they already know.
There is no insult an Indian call call you that is worse than being an Indian.
 
Would a good Buckley's commercial just be someone like Ricky Gervais describing in vivid detail what it tastes like before saying "... But it works"?
 
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Anyone here who has experience getting the fuck out of the cities? How was the experience and how's your quality of life.
 
Anyone here who has experience getting the fuck out of the cities? How was the experience and how's your quality of life.
I assume that rural life is overall better than city life in many ways, but be warned, there's still plenty of jeets in rural areas from what I've been told, even if not as much as the cities.

I live in Calgary and it's actually alright, there's still plenty of issues in the city that affects modern Canada overall, but Calgary, alongside most of Alberta is decently insulated from a lot of the liberal government's bs. Kinda like Q*ebec but Alberta is actually decent unlike Q*ebec which is still overall a shithole despite the equalization money (and you don't have to speak F***ch). I've been told that the downtown here is pretty chill compared to other cities in Eastern Canada and BC, though that's probably more of a testament to how bad the rest of Canada is.

But yeah, Alberta, both rural and urban is honestly the closest province to old canada
 
Anyone here who has experience getting the fuck out of the cities? How was the experience and how's your quality of life.
The trick is to be very picky about where you fuck off to. Most small towns have job scarcity, drug problems from despondency, and the main employers are services to pensioners and welfare leeches. There's also a constant braindrain problem from rural people leaving for the city to find work, so, be prepared for the bulk of your interactions to be with retards who can't hack it without their existing social networks. The small town rumor mill is also a bitch. People will invent things from whole cloth just to keep the local gossip exciting. You've got to bring something to the table so people will work with you regardless of the gossip. "Yeah, Jim beats his wife, but he charges a good rate for putting up drywall, and he shows up sober, on time" kind of thing.

If you don't have time to investigate 100 townships in person to see which ones are promising, look for ones that have good prospects in non-pozzed industry and aren't too dependent on Federal dollars. That can be tough, because the Feds actively suppress commercial activity that isn't captured by them. Provincial industries like mining are a bit of a different story. They'll look the other way in order to get bribes and tax dollars and leave you alone somewhat. If you're WFH, just make sure to spend a lot of money at the local shops of the town's movers and shakers.
 
Anyone here who has experience getting the fuck out of the cities? How was the experience and how's your quality of life.
GTA resident here. Problem is, most small towns in canada are either economic dead zones and/or drug infested shitholes, so your best bet is to find a large town/smaller city with some kind of economy, and for the moment, less jeets. Personally im looking at Red Deer, Brandon or Trois Rivières, but idk, im in the same boat as you.
 
As someone who moved to a small town after growing up in a big city, we still have a horrible issue with homeless people here, it can also be extremely difficult to make friends due to not having a lot of avenues to socialize or because the locals prefer to stick with the group they may have grown up with. If I ever did lose my job, my only option would be to pack up shop and move somewhere else because there's no other reason for me to be here.
 
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