Can't find a fucking job

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There's plenty of old guys working past their 60s in machine shops, they seem to hold up just fine waiting for youngsters like you to get one of them real jobs.

Your issue was a job, not really a career. Although you'd have advancement opportunities in most cases if you really are 116 IQ. You want something that doesn't require a degree and then you seem to want to do the jobs that require a degree or certifications prior to making any money.
I think I was a bit unclear. I thought a low level programming job would be good becasue after I finish college it would look good on a resume for a higher level programing career. My expenses are low at the moment and I can get by on pretty much any crappy job. My issue right now is that I need a job and I need to be laying the foundation for a good career. A low level programing job would solve both those issues.
 
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I thought a low level programming job would be good becasue after I finish college it would look good on a resume for a higher level programing career
All I can say to this is good luck because as mentioned probably a million times you are competing with jeets both foreign and domestic.
A low level programing job would solve both those issues.
Does your place of education scout? If not then the consensus I've read from other 'Farmers on tech sector related threads is to farm as many certs as possible. Issue with that is it requires money to get the certs. I guess you could always try defense and just undercut your competition by accepting low pay.
 
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Here is a retard tip. Go for a walk round town and see if any business has a hiring sign. It will most likely be service work and minimum wage but they won't give a shit about cvs or gaps in your resume.
 
Over The Road trucking with a big company, all the big companies are hiring and have training programs, some of them will lodge you for license/classroom training then you'll be doing team driving with your instructor and living in the truck while working.
Once you're started (with your own company truck) you can run for months without taking breaks. If you're a single guy, fuck rent and bills for a year, just run hard for a year and stack, network with other truckers and aim to move somewhere you want to live and with a smaller (better) carrier.
Its not glamorous work, but it'll get you moving.
Being slow steady and safe is better than being fast inconsistent and dangerous.
Don't take risks, you need a year or 2 behind the wheel before better training and freight opportunities will take you.
 
Over The Road trucking with a big company, all the big companies are hiring and have training programs, some of them will lodge you for license/classroom training then you'll be doing team driving with your instructor and living in the truck while working.

The entire trucking industry (and the training centers) north of the border have completely been taken over by jeets just like everything else.

Now when passing a transport on the highway and looking up and across to see the driver, it's just a given now that it's going to be a street-shitter.
 
If you're applying to white collar jobs, especially in any sort of tech or IT, HR and recruiters are wading ankle deep through billions of jeet resumes (and HR are fairly inept to boot). Your best option may be the digital equivalent of walking right in and giving the manager a firm handshake.

When I spotted my current job on Indeed, I knew it would be a fantastic fit so I phonebooked the HR lead at the company, worked out how all company emails were structured, and sent her my resume directly in an email structured like a cover letter and under the excuse that "your application site is down". Got a call back within two days followed by three interviews and an offer letter.

The boomer advice does work, you just need to update it a bit for modern tech. This resulted in someone high-ranking reading my cover letter and resume directly before sending it on to the general HR pool, almost certainly with a note that I was a well qualified candidate that they had already spoken with on the phone.
 
The entire trucking industry (and the training centers) north of the border have completely been taken over by jeets just like everything else.

Now when passing a transport on the highway and looking up and across to see the driver, it's just a given now that it's going to be a street-shitter.
Trump did sign an executive order requiring truck drivers to speak English so hopefully that curbs that problem…hopefully..
 
I've been putting in applications recently and a lot of them ask stupid questions like "why should we pick you over other applicants?"
I got fed up with bullshitting answers about why I'm so special and I answered one with "I'm him" and they're the only place that have reached out to me for an interview
 
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Here is a retard tip. Go for a walk round town and see if any business has a hiring sign. It will most likely be service work and minimum wage but they won't give a shit about cvs or gaps in your resume.
This is how I found my current job. I printed off 30 resumes and cover letters. I put on interview smart clothes and went to an industrial park about 3 miles from where I live.

I now earn more money than I ever have and am in an incredible industry in a fantastic role.
 
nigga you old
So? I now earn 65k a year, do the easiest job I ever had and work 4 days a week. The pay isn't Megabucks but the benefits package is amazing and that helps. And for level of effort I put in, I'm laughing all the way to the bank.
 
IT is very easy to get in to.
I had a job once where I had to teach maroccans and pajeets to do basic IT shit.
 
Indeed is a fucking scam. I send 3 job applications over the Net at 8 PM, wake up at 6 AM, and find them all automatically rejected. There ain't no way your company has people employed at midnight to read resumes, nigga.

Given that I'm starting to get spam calls for the first time in my life, I'm lead to believe that these niggas are just running a data collection racket.
 
Indeed is a fucking scam. I send 3 job applications over the Net at 8 PM, wake up at 6 AM, and find them all automatically rejected. There ain't no way your company has people employed at midnight to read resumes, nigga.
First selection is usually done by ATS or its more modern versions which utilize AI. If you don't have enough matches for specific keywords or fail to perform well in scoring algorithms, you will be automatically rejected. There's also knockout questions that have "wrong" answers which lead to automatic rejection of your application. If you want to avoid false negatives, make sure that your CV (if in the PDF format) is ATS-friendly. Also, make sure to repeat keywords and phrases from the vacancy notice if possible and reasonable.

No recruiter is actually going to read your application unless there's some indication that it is worth spending time on. Also, yes. The data you submit is resold or conveniently lost in certain cases.
 
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Indeed is a fucking scam. I send 3 job applications over the Net at 8 PM, wake up at 6 AM, and find them all automatically rejected. There ain't no way your company has people employed at midnight to read resumes, nigga.

Given that I'm starting to get spam calls for the first time in my life, I'm lead to believe that these niggas are just running a data collection racket.
They are absolutely selling your info to jeet call centers. I've experienced the same thing after applying on Indeed after a dry spell of not submitting applications on the platform. Spam calls picked up again. Do not use the Indeed client service. The algo will probably just hard filter you and sell your data. I sometimes use Indeed to find companies that are hiring and go phonebook the hiring personnel at the company, but even then, most of the Indeed listings are probably ghost jobs at this point. Targeted advertisers and HR cunts will be frozen up to the neck in the 9th circle and raped in the eye-sockets by pineapple-dicked demons for eternity for what they have done to the modern-day job hunt.

Hopefully AI will make online hiring such a hopelessly cluttered mess that companies will have to go back to in-person interviews and in-house promotions again.
 
One thing that doesn't get mentioned often enough is the connections angle. If you don't have connections, you ain't even getting your resume looked at, much less an interview. Modern job searching SUCKS ASS and is designed that way on purpose so people will stick with even the shit jobs because the search process is so completely fucked.
 
I think I was a bit unclear. I thought a low level programming job would be good becasue after I finish college it would look good on a resume for a higher level programing career. My expenses are low at the moment and I can get by on pretty much any crappy job. My issue right now is that I need a job and I need to be laying the foundation for a good career. A low level programing job would solve both those issues.
Graduated with a CS degree and applied to over 300 CS jobs. Did two internships and I Have a stacked resume filled with projects in CPP, Java, C#, and fucking Dart. Got a whopping 1 interview where it was with a recruitment agency that ghosted me once they said I passed. Good luck finding a low level programming job. Now I have a job in a completely different field than what I graduated with. Im considering if I should just lean into the field im working in and get a masters for that so I can build a career.
 
Graduated with a CS degree and applied to over 300 CS jobs. Did two internships and I Have a stacked resume filled with projects in CPP, Java, C#, and fucking Dart. Got a whopping 1 interview where it was with a recruitment agency that ghosted me once they said I passed. Good luck finding a low level programming job. Now I have a job in a completely different field than what I graduated with. Im considering if I should just lean into the field im working in and get a masters for that so I can build a career.
What's the field? Do you like your job?
 
What's the field? Do you like your job?
Entry level Accounting job. Actually Im digging it a lot. I enjoy doing the grunt tedious work for some reason. Im considering getting a masters in accounting since I'll have more work experience in that field than I ever did with CS. It helps that my boss likes me doing data analytics on the side sometimes. However, If I get that masters in accounting, I probably wont be able to get a CPA unless I spend more money and I really dont want to throw myself back into college for several more years. Im wondering if just having an accounting masters with work experience is enough to help me jump beyond entry level stuff even if I dont have a CPA.

Honestly, if anyone of you guys have any advice, I would really appreciate it if you would share them with me.
 
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