Eli Can't Keep a Good Man Down

[DeagleDad420]

 

[kookerpie]

Our second favorite stoner! I hope they sold Dew and Doritoes in the commissary.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

they honestly thought they could stop a dedicated soldier like eli. that's cute.

 

[Tranhuviya]

The crusade of Elijah is never-ending. Though heretics and liberal jackboots seek to end it, his katana slices through all obstacles!

DEUS VULT!

 

[introman]

Damn, Elijah might of gone to Eaton Center and brought his PUA skills there. A little info for those who don't know the PUA culture and specifically the toronto area. Eaton Center is like Canada's Mall of America, it's a huge ass mall and one of the biggest in the world. A lot of Players like Eli have tried to day approach women and some have even been arrested for it. The feminists in the Toronto police force probably have tried to melt the Icy Playboi and didn't realize the arctic playground he made the Detention Centre.

Reference Links: http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/a-swarm-of-pick-up-artists-tried-to-invade-torontos-eaton-centre

 

[KatsuKitty]

HOLY SHIT! What happened?

 

[zap2theextreme]

please tell me Eli got to trash some Tumblr servers with his katana before the mounties took him down.

 

[Bassomatic]

Well at least we know he's safe. God Speed Eli for fighting the tumblr meance and welcome back to the states Marine, I hope the commander has all the dew and doritios you earned. Semper Fi.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

He's been in jail for months just for performing a zandatsu to the tumblr servers? Man, Canada really is run by a bunch of SJW's.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

No gay facist cops can stop this young man and his protoin from destroying the gay muslim feminist SJW tranny menace

 

[buttsbuttsbutts]

dude thats sick

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

"Released from custody" or "broke out of prison"?

Eli would never be such a pussy to be "released" by anything but a hot chick

 

[Totenkopf]

Holy shit, Eli was in prison/jail this whole time?

Eli was #pranked by the Canadian Government...

 

[Truck Rockfort]

All hail the return of the 420 Assassin!

 

[Amo Bishop Roden]

I wonder how he'll get home
Will he be deported? Will he walk?

 

[Randy Lahey]

Whatever happened, I'm glad Eli is still alive.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

Tahaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Skeletor]

Probably gonna come out from prison all hardcore with face tattoos and shit.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

I heard they don't even let you play Runescape in jail man, thats pretty gay

 

[Jace E. Denton]

Eli let himself get caught so he could take out Canadian prison trannies with his katana. A truly loyal soldier of The Commander, the tide of this war is turning.