Eli Can't Keep a Good Man Down

[Alex Krycek]

Can't wait to get the full scoop on this. Lots to look forward to tomorrow, less than 24 hours to go.

 

[WachtAmWeb]

My guess is that the Canucks got sick of mopping up Eli's *ahem* emissions all over the floor of his cell

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

I wonder if he's still not sure if this was even fuckin legal or whatever.

 

[Blueberry]

I hope he at least got some maple
Syrup to spruce up his nutra-loaf while he was locked up

 

[Dr. Meme]

Canada Is Basically Like Gay America

 

[Konstantinos]

Jace has announced a return stream... Eli broke out of the Canadian gulag he was locked up in...

A renewed age of deagles is upon us, fellow Kiwis!

 

[DN 420]

I wonder if jail has made Eli hard

 

[JON CENA]

I wonder if jail has made Eli hard

It's Canadian prison. He didn't have to deal with any ethnically non-caucasionalized americanoids and probably got a full pancake breakfast every morning.

 

[NapDaddy]

Deagle Nation really reminds me of Trailer Park Boys. Seriously, these past few months are like the season break.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I though Eli's last name was McManus?

 

[Tookie]

I though Eli's last name was McManus?

No, Eli was stoned and gave out the wrong address once that happened to belong to someone named McManus.

 

[Pikonic]

...Eli's out of jail and has seen the John Candy movie, maybe.

Deagle Nation really reminds me of Trailer Park Boys. Seriously, these past few months are like the season break.

Well, he did have to sell his weed at a Canadan trailer park.

 

[anusaurus]

There are no trailer parks near Toronto...
Nice try, Eli.

I mean, theres ONE, but it's not anywhere he would have been.

 

[Alien Lanes]

I love how he survived Israel but Canada was apparently too much for him.

 

[Dan Abrams]

I love how he survived Israel but Canada was apparently too much for him.

Israel is a civilized country with big cities and such, Canada is lots of ice and snow.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I'm guessing Eli's next update will come from somewhere in Arkansas

 

[KatsuKitty]

I'm guessing Eli's next update will come from somewhere in Arkansas

"Whats Up Bitches Ok Like Im Stuck In Arkansaw N I Dont Even Know How I Got Here Tahaa Gamer Lifestyle Right"

 

[KingofManga420]

There are no trailer parks near Toronto...
Nice try, Eli.

I mean, theres ONE, but it's not anywhere he would have been.

You've never been to Sunnyvale?

 

[RandyLahey]

...Eli's out of jail and has seen the John Candy movie, maybe.
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Well, he did have to sell his weed at a Canadan trailer park.View attachment 35830

A good place to sell your dope