'Captain Underpants' book pulled for 'passive racism'

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If a Caucasian or Black kid were a ninja instead they'd be screaming about cultural appropriation instead, but if it's an Asian kid then that's stereotyping & racist.

These wokists have meticulously designed their ideology to always yield a no-win scenario for anything you do. The only winning move is to not care.
The only winning move is to give them power.
 
Why would you portray Ninjas as anything other than Asian? What culture other than Feudal Japan had ninjas?

William Adams was a samurai but unless I missed something in a historical context there were never any non Asian ninjas.
 
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Removing books for the sake of appeasing foreigners that never would read these types of books will not solve anything.

- said by a person that used to read a lot of Captain Underpants books when I was much younger

I wonder if other media where we see martial arts and people drawn to look Asian will also be removed. Thanks to that idiot racking up a massage parlor body count we will see a lot more of this.

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”Cultural appropriation” is only used as an excuse when the person using someone else’s culture looks better than the other person.

You know, in America we can buy and wear whatever clothes we want. Chinese run shops will happily sell these dresses to anyone with money. If it was such an issue they would keep the clothes in the back and only bring them out for Chinese customers.

So I took a look at the book and come on,this is awesome.:biggrin:

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Everybody was kung foo fighting!

This is literally just Karate Kid with cave men.

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Oops. He's got an accent. That would be fine if he were French or something. But he's Asian so the book must be cancelled and the author must make a hasty apology if he wants to remain uncancelled himself.

If you have this book I suggest you start scalping. You might make some money off of a dumbass or two.
 
I bought this book at a book fair a long long time ago as a kid and I loved it. I didn't think it was racist at all, and tbh I don't think anyone I knew growing up did either, because all we cared about was inappropriate jokes and a good story, which Ook and Gluk delivered.

Literally the only people who care about that stuff are the kind of people who thought the book was gross as a kid because there were too many potty jokes or some shit. People are just way to uptight these days.
 
Eh, it's a little simpler than that but you're sorta in the right ballpark.

BLM fucked up a lot of shit in 2020 and the corporate elites and their Woke Left toadies are genuinely afraid of losing the support of the Asian community.

As much as the traditionalist rednecks will bitch and sperg about how "based Asians is totally a cope, hurr durr what r we conserving, hurr durr muh degeneracy", that is irrelevant.

Whether or not "based Asians" is just a cope or not isn't the issue.

The issue is that TBTP and their Woke Left toadies seem to think it might not be a cope and that the mix of Covid lockdowns and black thuggery against innocent Asian civilians plus the BLM coup last year might lose them the support of the Asian community.

Before the trads start attacking me, I want to reiterate that I'm not saying the Asians will stop voting blue as a voting block. What I'm saying is that the corporate neolibs seem to be worried that it could happen. So they're trying to do damage control.
Not to be the guy who keeps bringing up Orwell, but it sounds like Snowball trying to placate the birds: No, no, when we said "two legs bad" we didn't mean you! In fact, your wings actually count as legs, so you have four legs like the rest of us! What we're really against is hands.
 
It's almost like they fucking got you hook, line, and sinker.

When was the last time you had thought about the Dr. Seuss books before that?

Fucking decades ago, but when they decide to not re-issue some old books and not sell their remaining stock of 7 copies a piece, when no one asked them to do that, and virtue signaled all over the internet for some free advertisement and woke Good-Boy Points, you decided to rush out and try to spend some money on their products.
Almost, except not at all, since I wasn't willing to buy at that price.
 
I wonder if other media where we see martial arts and people drawn to look Asian will also be removed. Thanks to that idiot racking up a massage parlor body count we will see a lot more of this.



You know, in America we can buy and wear whatever clothes we want. Chinese run shops will happily sell these dresses to anyone with money. If it was such an issue they would keep the clothes in the back and only bring them out for Chinese customers.

So I took a look at the book and come on,this is awesome.:biggrin:

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Everybody was kung foo fighting!

This is literally just Karate Kid with cave men.

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Oops. He's got an accent. That would be fine if he were French or something. But he's Asian so the book must be cancelled and the author must make a hasty apology if he wants to remain uncancelled himself.

If you have this book I suggest you start scalping. You might make some money off of a dumbass or two.
The misspellings aren't part of an accent. It's to simulate homemade comic books made by kids. The main Captain Underpants books had this in their comic sections regardless of race.

Pretty sure these comic sections angered at least a few unfun adults back in the day. Yes, get mad at a book series that encourages late readers to suddenly become fully literate. Seriously, give a struggling kid a Captain Underpants book and they'll go from unable to read one word to reading entire books within a week.
 
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The misspellings aren't part of an accent. It's to simulate homemade comic books made by kids. The main Captain Underpants books had this in their comic sections regardless of race.

Pretty sure these comic sections angered at least a few unfun adults back in the day. Yes, get mad at a book series that encourages late readers to suddenly become fully literate. Seriously, give a struggling kid a Captain Underpants book and they'll go from unable to read one word to reading entire books within a week.
I wasn't struggling as a kid when I read captain underpants, but god did it make me actually enjoy reading more and got me into other book series like Geronimo Stilton growing up. Captain Underpants is that nice jumping off point of fun and a good book that does engage young readers. Usually after Cap, most kids branch out into other books since cap is that perfect length to keep you engaged but still wanting more after it's said and done.
 
It's shitty that they want to make Asian culture "hands off" for white people, you could never get something like an Avatar: The Last Airbender in today's climate.

When are SJW assholes going to realize that alluding to or appreciating another culture is not the same as insulting it? Are the Hayao Miyazaki films that are either set in Europe or a European esque culture an insult to European culture because they're made by a Japanese filmmaker? Of course not.
 
I wonder if other media where we see martial arts and people drawn to look Asian will also be removed. Thanks to that idiot racking up a massage parlor body count we will see a lot more of this.



You know, in America we can buy and wear whatever clothes we want. Chinese run shops will happily sell these dresses to anyone with money. If it was such an issue they would keep the clothes in the back and only bring them out for Chinese customers.

So I took a look at the book and come on,this is awesome.:biggrin:

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Everybody was kung foo fighting!

This is literally just Karate Kid with cave men.

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Oops. He's got an accent. That would be fine if he were French or something. But he's Asian so the book must be cancelled and the author must make a hasty apology if he wants to remain uncancelled himself.

If you have this book I suggest you start scalping. You might make some money off of a dumbass or two.
Nope, he doesn’t have an accent. Those are stylistic suck misspellings.
Anyway, think of all the fucking things we’d have to cancel if everything that had an Asian kung fu master got banned. Karate Kid, TMNT, a fucking Sonic game, Street Fighter...
 
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It just sounds like the author is terrified of getting canceled and just pointed out something in his book involving Asians and called it bad so no one could misconstrue and cancel him over it.
and you know its bad when pilkey was originally atcked by the last gen of cancel culture. When they went after his books not for "rascisim" but because of the misspelled words in the comics george and harold drew, or because of the poop and gross jokes.

funny how he stood his ground against the cancel culture of 20 odd years ago, but refuses to the same now (though yes i admit the later captain underpants books from what ive heard actually toned down on the grossout and crude humor)
 
and you know its bad when pilkey was originally atcked by the last gen of cancel culture. When they went after his books not for "rascisim" but because of the misspelled words in the comics george and harold drew, or because of the poop and gross jokes.

funny how he stood his ground against the cancel culture of 20 odd years ago, but refuses to the same now (though yes i admit the later captain underpants books from what ive heard actually toned down on the grossout and crude humor)
It's because he's older and more frail.
 
The recent explosion of fear-mongering about "anti-Asian racism" is real funny to me, as nobody ever gave a shit before the Happy Ender made his rounds. It's almost as if black people have stopped being useful and TPTB need a new "cause" to hide behind......
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Can we remove copyright status on pulled works already? I am also sick and tired of this push to consider whites racist for existing.
 
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