Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[instythot]

Clearly not enough, because every recent run-in he had with someone he disagreed with (old Dicky Spence, Mauritian Struggle, hell, even Fuentes, who is an idiot) just ended up making him look more like a bumbling pseud. Picking after low-hanging fruit always seemed his specialty, and reading stupid news articles on a screen requires as much editing skill as it does brain power. I maintain that Sargon would've stayed popular if he just turned into a gaming channel after the 2016 election.

I think he could have had a comfortable if unsatisfying existence being angry at the news and being a galaxy brained anti-sjw pundit if he had simply not gone on hostile streams and revealed how stupid he is. Also, not entering Irl politics obviously

 

[Radical 38]

Rolled in a random D&D character generator that nailed Sargon down on the first try.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Clearly not enough, because every recent run-in he had with someone he disagreed with (old Dicky Spence, Mauritian Struggle, hell, even Fuentes, who is an idiot) just ended up making him look more like a bumbling pseud. Picking after low-hanging fruit always seemed his specialty, and reading stupid news articles on a screen requires as much editing skill as it does brain power. I maintain that Sargon would've stayed popular if he just turned into a gaming channel after the 2016 election.

Well yes, exactly. Hence why I don't understand how he fails so hard. I am still miffed he did not pivot to gaming or even try to considering all the time he said he just wanted to play games. Being a gaming channel is an OK gig.

I still think what did him in was getting rid of TWIS but not even trying gaming content out always seemed odd.

 

[instythot]

Rolled in a random D&D character generator that nailed Sargon down on the first try.
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I dunno man, it's a halfling. Fantasy Sargon should be a bisexual black dragon with prominent pink nipples, obviously

 

[Crystal Golem]

More importantly, why does he never wear a tie right? Tighten that bitch, don't have it hanging loose like that! It looks slovenly to the point it would be better if you just ditched the tie and unbottoned your top button.

Guys who have gained weight or are not used to wearing a shirt buttoned around their neck will sometimes leave the top button undone and use their tie to cinch in their collar. Carl is an off the rack motherfucker so he probably had trouble finding a shirt that would fit his neck and gut. Rather than having his shirt taken in around the gut he just got a smaller size neck that would have correspondingly less material around the middle.

Typically short fatsoes and tall bean-poles are the hardest to fit for suits.

Also Carl if you're going to wear a full spread collar you might want to learn how to tie a full windsor knot. Four-In-Hand looks like dogshit with a wide collar.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Picking after low-hanging fruit

I still remember Sargon way back when making a nearly hour-long response to a circa 15 minute video some stupid teenager made in her bedroom and titling it: “A Detailed Analysis of Feminist Sophistry”. Say what you will about Undoomed being a dumb peanut gallery heckler, at least his response to the same video was short, to the point and didn’t have the wankiest title in the history of YouTube.

 

[instythot]

Big win for C. Benjamin today! Looks like a return to manic Carl. Perhaps he's celebrating with a few lines now that he's not afraid of his income evaporating

 

[Lemmingwise]

I dunno man, it's a halfling. Fantasy Sargon should be a bisexual black dragon with prominent pink nipples, obviously

on the other hand a halfling is a manlet, stout, british and a stolen copy off of a hobbit. Since Sargon tends to steal his takes, it kinda fits.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

First win for Carl ever. He must be proud. Lets hear it from a lawyer instead of a fat English man.

 

[Christ Cried]

How long until Carl smugly lashes out at Jim and restarts his autistic crusade?

 

[instythot]

How long until Carl smugly lashes out at Jim and restarts his autistic crusade?

Well, there is no question he's going to try to double down on this unquestioned win. But how? He's got a lot of scores to settle: Winters, Logan, Spencer, Ralph, Warski, Anglin (aside: how does a person look stupid compared to someone who is the far right troll version of the happy merchant parody) and of course Augustine nee O'shaughnessy

Where to start? Where will he turn his attention after reinforcing the dopamine with a few lines?

 

[Christ Cried]

Well, there is no question he's going to try to double down on this unquestioned win. But how? He's got a lot of scores to settle: Winters, Logan, Spencer, Ralph, Warski, Anglin (aside: how does a person look stupid compared to someone who is the far right troll version of the happy merchant parody) and of course Augustine nee O'shaughnessy

Where to start? Where will he turn his attention after reinforcing the dopamine with a few lines?

With this level of smug, this level of dopamine, there's no way to predict this man's behavior

 

[Radical 38]

Carl as Darth Dopamine in Episode X of War Stars - A New Cuck! Leaked script !!!

Carl: *Heavy Chuckling* “I have been waiting for you, Steven Bonnell. We meet again at last. The dopamine is now complete. When I left you, ‘Destiny’ was in your name. Now I am it’s master.”

Steven: “You’re-only-a-master-of-gish-gallops, Carl.”

*Incessant screeching and reeeing.*

Carl: “Your debate tactics are weak, des-Tiny man!”

Steven: “You-can’t-win, Carl. If-you-strike-me-down-I-shall-become-more-conservative-than-you-could-possibly-imagine.”

Carl: *Angry*. “You shouldn’t have come-backs!”

*Incessant screeching and reeeing.*

 

[Tukadu]

Good for him I guess, that lawsuit was bullshit. That said, I can barely get through his video's because he arrogantly smuckles at everything he talks about as if he's such a superior and elevated individual, and I suspect it will only get worse. That said I should probably just stop watching his videos, not like there's any good takes to be found in them for years now.

 

[GaryGrey]

With the celebration of the new digit in page numbers there was an epiphany about Carl. Brianna Wu and he share many similar points in their story arcs.

• Attempted college
• Attempting to make a video games
• Gained infamy with GamerGate
• Tranny ties: Carl likes them Wu is one
• Both have only one professional outfit
• Quote worth comments: Moon rocks, white nigger, crypto will deplete world's energy, depends on the child, ext.
• Citing themselves as authority : Carl misquotes a lot of books, Wu, "As a INSERT_TITLE_HERE"
• Politics: Carl with UKIP and Wu MA-08
• Blind supporters for a time: Carl had Vee and Wu had Warren

Both of them came around the same time yet have very different cow behavior. Wu has been very consistent with only changing subjects. Carl has had a very turbulent story with highs, lows, and lulls. Only thing is constant with both of these cows, smug. So remember if you are smug this is the future that awaits.

 

[Spectre_06]

Order for Hughes v. Carl Benjamin.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Its nice and all that he won but deep down he’ll still have to acknowledge that no small victory he could ever manage to gain will eclipse his tremendous fuckups over the past couple years.

Enjoy it while you can Carl, that critical voice in the back of your head will come creeping back soon enough.

Rolled in a random D&D character generator that nailed Sargon down on the first try.

Honestly the bonus to dex is a bit generous, he should have str bonuses. If for no other reason than due to his sheer size.

 

[Radical 38]

Honestly the bonus to dex is a bit generous, he should have str bonuses. If for no other reason than due to his sheer size.

This is autistically interesting as I’m considering doing a D&D campaign; internet famous edition.

I think the dex score is fine because Carl always gish-gallops around any subject he’s to discuss. Plus, there is this gem:

Sargon dodged a punch and stole the ruffian’s flag. That’s proper dex!

Strength is just low because Sargon is too lazy to exercise and whatever. Plus he is short, and obese.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

This is autistically interesting as I’m considering doing a D&D campaign; internet famous edition.

Please do if only so I can see what stats you roll for a literal Romanian Carrier Pidgin.

 

[RSVP]

Order for Hughes v. Carl Benjamin.

Benjamin is "publicly known for his provocative style and strongly-held beliefs against liberal social and political stances."