Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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I just happened upon this watching through some of my NRX backlog.
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Sargoon has maybe judged that enough time has passed that he can finally tap dance on Jim's deathbed without recourse and decides to do so a bit towards the end of a 4 hour live stream. Old hits such as "he could have led a political movement but he just live streamed and collected super chats". He must have forgotten to include the peter pan with his lost boys line and imply grooming again.
The funny things I see are just how a lot of the shit being said here about Jim sound pretty retarded. From Dave saying that one must show constancy of character like Thomas Moore. I'd argue Jimothy and his whole "Laugh at retards on the internet" has been MUCH more constant than Carl or even Dave, for the most part. Hell, that's one of the biggest reasons why everyone likes him so much; because he, kinda like Dankula (WHO I DON'T SEE CARL SHITTING ON...HMMMM), are all about trying to stay fun on the internet and not take shit TOO seriously (And Jim does that even more than Dank.) Hell, their argument isn't that HE hasn't been constant; it's that the environment has changed. Basically, exactly what happened with Moore.

Also, Carl saying "I'm British; I'm very familiar with gallows humor." I'd argue the retard lost gallows humor, and then all sense of humor as he went more NRx and took anything and everything way too seriously.

Another thing with Sargon: "he's a very talented man generally. Like he used to do thoughtful videos believe it or not; and they were really good really good actually. um and it's disappointing that you got kind of audience captured by the lazy like just react to some stupid bottom of the barrel thing and rake in super chats." and later "I do, I do. It's definitely a personal failing of his."
Maybe it's just me, but those statements seem to apply to Carl MUCH more than it applies to Jim. (Though I imagine some over here would disagree with applying "talented man who used to do good, thoughtful videos" to Carl.)

Sargoy doesn't seem to understand that Jim never wanted to chase the idea of a "political movement" like he did.

Jim just wanted to point out the retardation of people online and laugh at them while selling decently priced hats.

I'd also argue that Jim affected more people politically just by laughing at them and calling them retarded then Sargon did by bloviating.
The funniest thing coming to mind is that, "affected more people politically just by laughing at them and calling them retarded" is pretty much exactly what happened with Carl in the first place. Remember, his 'claim to fame' was TWIS which was essentially finding articles about random retards around the world, calling them retarded and laughing at them. Dude also earned a TON of good will through that. It's only when he started taking himself too seriously and trying to take internet shit into the real world without understanding how to do so, that he started losing the plot. And completely lost it after entering this kinda "Think of me as an expert on the topic; even if I or my people have no fucking idea what we're talking about" mindset he seems to exude nowadays. Either that or his "Morality brigade, just without power yet." mindset.
 
I just happened upon this watching through some of my NRX backlog.
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Sargoon has maybe judged that enough time has passed that he can finally tap dance on Jim's deathbed without recourse and decides to do so a bit towards the end of a 4 hour live stream. Old hits such as "he could have led a political movement but he just live streamed and collected super chats". He must have forgotten to include the peter pan with his lost boys line and imply grooming again.
What an infuriating clip, whole time Dave is talking Sargon's looking at his phone or something, barely paying attention.

Neither of these two have any right to claim someone else doesn't know what time it is. Dave is trying to say that Chris Rufo hasn't won any battles when Rufo's been calling out his shots and knocking them out of the park all year. Meanwhile Sargon's greatest political achievement is singlehandedly killing his own political party. Jim called out the online right for grifting after gamergate, and noped out of their retarded political projects to have some fun before he dies of cancer-aids. Jim seems to have a better idea of what time it is.
 
Maybe it's just me, but those statements seem to apply to Carl MUCH more than it applies to Jim.
I have a theory that the NRX is desperate to get the metokur audience but the way of going about it has been really ham fisted and sloppy. At another point in the show Sargon addresses a comment made by Millennial Woes during his recent Milleniyule event. Millennial Woes during his I'hypocrite stream criticized Carl for basically adopting the entire Alt-rights points but never apologized for demonizing and attempting to cancel them for years.

Sargon seems to be trying to intellectualize the direction the e-right needs to go and pretend his current methods are more effective while taking pot shots at his interlocutors behind the safety of not Streaming with them. Academic Agent has tried a few times to gain more audience by doing this like his feud with Stitch and Adam Friended which he admitted was done purely to leech viewers from them.

What an infuriating clip, whole time Dave is talking Sargon's looking at his phone or something, barely paying attention.
If you watch the stream till the end he reveals he's been painting Warhammer figurines the whole stream. The manchild painting toys criticizes the other man for making jokes.
 
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his take on Mexican food being bad because they actually flavor their shit is deranged.
That fat faggot from Swindon would find crumpets spicy. I find it funny that this fucking chav from Swindon thinks that by LARPing as a tea drinking intellectual aristocrat that non-Brits wont see through the shit and know he resides in council estates. Carl is so consistently wrong I am not surprised he has such abysmal takes on food, I bet the cunt couldn't even flip an egg.
 
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I have a theory that the NRX is desperate to get the metokur audience but the way of going about it has been really ham fisted and sloppy. At another point in the show Sargon addresses a comment made by Millennial Woes during his recent Milleniyule event. Millennial Woes during his I'hypocrite stream criticized Carl for basically adopting the entire Alt-rights points but never apologized for demonizing and attempting to cancel them for years.
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Doubt that they want the metokur audience, the dissident right has 2 factions, the NRX and the fasch faggots. The NRX are elitist faggots who definitely dont want the metokur audience cause that audience will laugh at them. Academic Agent, Sargon and Scrump pander to the "intellectuals", they dont want trolls. Callum is Carls press secretary, hes just a memester, I dont think he appreciates a Metokur Audience. The Fasch faggots would like a metokur audience but they shot themselves in the foot wrt optics cause theyre retarded faggots. People like Iamyesyouareno, I-Hypocrite and even Nick fuentes himself would like a metokur audience but the first one is cringe, second is a bald soyboy and the third is a gay catboy. A troll audience will go after anybody they want to, anybody who is ridiculous or uppity, thats what Metokur did and the dissident right will not want that cause Jim would make fun of them under the right circumstances. Its the reason why the Jim vs Carl feud even happened, cause Carl went full ego.

Edit: Millennial Woes is already streaming with lotus eaters members
https://odysee.com/@millennialwoes:4/MY2023HarryRobinson:a
https://odysee.com/@millennialwoes:4/MY2023HistoryBro:5
Whens the infighting gonna start within Lotus eaters and Carl is gonna burn it to the ground. (Carl does not like Millennial Woes)
 
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I think the Cornish regard themselves as a purly Celtic ethnicity without the Saxon blood of the English. Similar to the Welsh and Irish.
Huh. Never heard that one before oddly enough.
And as much as I dunk on the Welsh for being alien bastards that crawled from bogs with their own foul tongue of a language barely understood by anything sapient, they're also still English at the end of the day.
 
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Doubt that they want the metokur audience, the dissident right has 2 factions, the NRX and the fasch faggots. The NRX are elitist faggots who definitely dont want the metokur audience cause that audience will laugh at them. Academic Agent, Sargon and Scrump pander to the "intellectuals", they dont want trolls. Callum is Carls press secretary, hes just a memester, I dont think he appreciates a Metokur Audience. The Fasch faggots would like a metokur audience but they shot themselves in the foot wrt optics cause theyre retarded faggots. People like Iamyesyouareno, I-Hypocrite and even Nick fuentes himself would like a metokur audience but the first one is cringe, second is a bald soyboy and the third is a gay catboy. A troll audience will go after anybody they want to, anybody who is ridiculous or uppity, thats what Metokur did and the dissident right will not want that cause Jim would make fun of them under the right circumstances. Its the reason why the Jim vs Carl feud even happened, cause Carl went full ego.

Edit: Millennial Woes is already streaming with lotus eaters members
https://odysee.com/@millennialwoes:4/MY2023HarryRobinson:a
https://odysee.com/@millennialwoes:4/MY2023HistoryBro:5
Whens the infighting gonna start within Lotus eaters and Carl is gonna burn it to the ground. (Carl does not like Millennial Woes)
I think it's more that they want Metokur's audience numbers for clout/to be taken seriously, and for said audience members to leave the idea of "laugh at internet retards (like them)" and "wake up to the NRxer Fash faggot truth of reality (which THEY are conveniently peddling.)" Other than that, most of the dissident right seem to be at odds with one another. Just a couple days back, Sargon got into a bitchfit with some of the far-right NRx trannies who're 'on his side' over the topic of transgenderism or something.

https://archive.is/MjRdj

So who knows; at the rate it's going, the infighting/fracturing of these groups may happen soon even before they get power/focused on. Which, I ain't gonna lie, is gonna be a laugh and a half, to say the least.
 
I have a theory that the NRX is desperate to get the metokur audience but the way of going about it has been really ham fisted and sloppy. At another point in the show Sargon addresses a comment made by Millennial Woes during his recent Milleniyule event. Millennial Woes during his I'hypocrite stream criticized Carl for basically adopting the entire Alt-rights points but never apologized for demonizing and attempting to cancel them for years.
There's no NRx, just as there's no alt-right. There's a constellation of content producers and Internet personalities, often with conflicting interests and agendas.
Anyway Woes and Sargon go back to the 2016-ish era and bloodsports drama. Accusations that Sargon is using alt-right talking points are quite unfounded, the minimal requirement for the AR is race realism, and Sargon is still spending his days defending Zionist Jews and countersignaling racists on twitter.
 
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The Lotus Eaters seemed to have settled on their own brand of clickbait by making vids about mundane topics and giving them utterly bizarre titles.

Our Memes Are Almost As Old As Us:
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In Which Carlgon Pretends He Was A Stud Back In The Day:
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I just happened upon this watching through some of my NRX backlog.
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Sargoon has maybe judged that enough time has passed that he can finally tap dance on Jim's deathbed without recourse and decides to do so a bit towards the end of a 4 hour live stream. Old hits such as "he could have led a political movement but he just live streamed and collected super chats". He must have forgotten to include the peter pan with his lost boys line and imply grooming again.
When you compare Carl to some of the lolcows that rose to prominence during his cowdom, he seems pretty tame.

There isn’t a Portugal beatdown, he didn’t murder his wife, become a failed fighter/coke tard, or reveal himself as an unrepentant hedon.

Yet there was an absolutely intense fascination for him and total disdain against him for about a year and a half. And I often forget why that occurred.

And then I see portions like this and I remember. He’s just a fucking nonce, absolutely pig headed.

Can he only view things in a political framing now? Can he not understand that Jim was never really his political ‘ally’? Could he not piece together that GG’s initial draw for Jim was the potential for fuckery and a shit show?

He just sounds like a total cunt. And harvesting laughs from him was a great joy, which he facilitated through his idiocy.

His cope about changing the world with a run of the mill glorified reaction channel, I don’t even think works now. His main channel got fucked. Lotus Eaters yt views aren’t great, so the main method for expansion is shot. At least the website has a pretty consistent client base, but thats probably close to the influence ceiling barring some gain in notoriety (which would then just cause him to get targeted for his previous dumb shit).

So he’s no longer even a big fish in a small pond, just another grifter in the content mill. Albeit an extremely hate-able fish.
 
I just happened upon this watching through some of my NRX backlog.
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Sargoon has maybe judged that enough time has passed that he can finally tap dance on Jim's deathbed without recourse and decides to do so a bit towards the end of a 4 hour live stream. Old hits such as "he could have led a political movement but he just live streamed and collected super chats". He must have forgotten to include the peter pan with his lost boys line and imply grooming again.
I like Dave, I really do but that was one of his worst takes.
Sargoy doesn't seem to understand that Jim never wanted to chase the idea of a "political movement" like he did.

Jim just wanted to point out the retardation of people online and laugh at them while selling decently priced hats.
What does Sargon honestly think Jim could have done that would have made a difference? Does he think that had Jim just ignore the grifters of both sides and made a few videos on GamerGate that would be enough to of made the gaming journos realize they were shitty people?
I'd also argue that Jim affected more people politically just by laughing at them and calling them retarded then Sargon did by bloviating.
Jim taught me to not worry or stress about E-drama that wont be relevant a month later and to find humor where there likely can't be found. I think I first heard of Kiwifarms either threw him in the Kero the Wolf vid or a 4chan discussion on the Kraut drama.
 
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Carl does not like Millennial Woes
That surprises me. i thought he'd have loved the God Rod.
Yet there was an absolutely intense fascination for him and total disdain against him for about a year and a half. And I often forget why that occurred.

And then I see portions like this and I remember. He’s just a fucking nonce, absolutely pig headed.
I think the reason he copped it was for two reasons. First, is that he is utterly unlikable as a person as you pointed out, Carl is not someone anyone would want to be around, and as he moved from edited videos into live streams that became more apparent. Second is Carl also lacks a sense of humor, whilst not as unaware as Patrick Tomlinson, he does, at times, possess that same arrogant smugness of doubling down in a self congratulatory way whenever he gets made fun of (which always makes the situation worse) and that in itself is hilarious. Carl would make an awesome character for a comedy sitcom because he is both a total cunt and a total buffoon. You could have a million bad things happen to him and it would always be hilarious.
 
That surprises me. i thought he'd have loved the God Rod.
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Sargon is warming up to the alt right but he still hates some of the smug ones who told him he was wrong in during his skeptic days. I think thats it, not that they have an ideological disagreement at this point, Sargon is very much on his way to being a white collectivist, Harry Robinson already is one.
 
You see my father has finally reached his final form all of the Angry trolls from the sweetie Squad no longer have their internet Daddy they will have to become respectable members of society and through this we will build high class British racist because we have no need for these little class types of racism we hate the blacks because they are incapable of creating great works of art and enjoying a good cup of tea.
Or enjoying the p**** or Bach or Ludwig van Beethoven
A flight of the Valkyries
Or high-class English literature about England and how great it is to be English
 
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First, is that he is utterly unlikable as a person as you pointed out, Carl is not someone anyone would want to be around
I disagree, despite passionately calling him a giant faggot previously. I think Sargoy would be a perfectly bearable person to be around if you managed to talk to him about anything that doesn't involve politics or ideology. If he'd just pull his head out of his ass people who aren't sycophants would want to be around him.
 
You see my father has finally reached his final form all of the Angry trolls from the sweetie Squad no longer have their internet Daddy they will have to become respectable members of society and through this we will build high class British racist because we have no need for these little class types of racism we hate the blacks because they are incapable of creating great works of art and enjoying a good cup of tea.
Or enjoying the p**** or Bach or Ludwig van Beethoven
A flight of the Valkyries
Or high-class English literature about England and how great it is to be English
I thought he hated the blacks because they use spices in their food, just like the mexicans, the indians and pretty much everyone who's not from Bongistan.

I disagree, despite passionately calling him a giant faggot previously. I think Sargoy would be a perfectly bearable person to be around if you managed to talk to him about anything that doesn't involve politics or ideology. If he'd just pull his head out of his ass people who aren't sycophants would want to be around him.
The issue I see is, as he's gotten right-wing, he's started injecting ideology even in places where it's retarded to do so, or talking on topics where it's pretty clear he hasn't even read the basics of the event/situation/topic. An example of the former being some tweets he was talking about a little while ago where he was using ideology to try defending why WH40K shouldn't have female space marines; rather than the basic "It's canon rule; get used to it or get out." or the shit Arch or Vee might say without having to get hard into ideology over it. An example of the latter being a vid he'd made a while back when 5 people in Florida caught malaria and he jumped to "Globalist Bill Gates has released mosquitoes that spread malaria."

Honestly, with how he acts, it kinda feels like he's trying to become a "British Alex Jones", however instead of Jones' yelling and over-the-top nature to mask any failings, Sargon aims for smugness and pomposity, which is REALLY worse. I will agree though, that if he got rid of that bullshit and acted kinda normal (which I assume he might when not on video/twitter), he'd get more friends, rather than sycophants.
 
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