Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Carl as Darth Dopamine in Episode X of War Stars - A New Cuck! Leaked script !!!

Carl: *Heavy Chuckling* “I have been waiting for you, Steven Bonnell. We meet again at last. The dopamine is now complete. When I left you, ‘Destiny’ was in your name. Now I am it’s master.”

Steven: “You’re-only-a-master-of-gish-gallops, Carl.”

*Incessant screeching and reeeing.*

Carl: “Your debate tactics are weak, des-Tiny man!”

Steven: “You-can’t-win, Carl. If-you-strike-me-down-I-shall-become-more-conservative-than-you-could-possibly-imagine.”

Carl: *Angry*. “You shouldn’t have come-backs!”

*Incessant screeching and reeeing.*

Dopamine: "Shapirobi Wan never told you what happened to your father."
Steven: "He told me enough! He told me you cucked him!"
Dopamine: "No, I am your stepfather."
 
So I've been following this thread for awhile without an account, but now i feel i should add to this discussion.

as we all now, Sargon has a discord (Athens), and I've been on it for about a year, and let me tell you, its fucking shit

Its a circle jerk to the fucking extreme and yet they complain about other political discords being "close-minded" for not running off anyone that isn't right wing out of the server and allowing Communists into the server

I'll give some info of some of the more notable members of the server and how shit the server is

They claim on Athens being a "Democracy" but yet any request by server members is immediately shot down. They don't allow you to screen-share your game to the VC because mods are paranoid that its actually streaming the server to Twitch or YouTube and "people will screen share porn on it", that also leads to that there is no NSFW chat, but people will post as borderline as they can

They don't allow you to record audio after Dame Pesos recorded a bit of Athens VC for one of his vids (this was before i joined)

so lets break down on some of the more notable members

Comando (thats how its spelled) - a mod that is know for having an obsession with an anime called "Tanya the Evil" to a almost creepy degree, he has multiple GBs of tanya photos on his hard drive, but gets really defensive when you bring up his obsession and he will derail into age of consent laws.

SkolHammer (know as Clinton on the server) - a mod that is really into traps and femboys to a degree more than comando is with Tanya, he likes to hang out on another server just to post his insane amount of Trap, Femboy, Futa porn

Jes - a boomer to a big degree, he is a sperg for Warhammer (which is common with people on the server), gets realy mad when you say Ok Boomer to him, also a lot of people on the server see him as a father figure.

Lucienne d'Anwyl - a text only mongols who has hate for democracy and wants a dictatorship, is know to have a loli and foot fetish (dear god)

007win - A person from Thailand who is know for sperging the fuck out whenever Metokur is even slightly brought up (which most of the server does), has a really bad headset mic, interrupts so fuckin much yets gets really pissy when you interrupt him, though is harmless

Sir Winn - Same as 007 but with a better mic and not as much interrupting, tho is a massive sperg on StarShip Troopers and Warhammer, though mostly harmless and normally pretty chill, but since he's well know i must mention him

Cherno, LargeBeard, Warcorp, Kiwi - These are the Cheeki Breeki gang, know for being edgy on an already egdy server (but still being more funny than Rant No. 57 on Muslims), to be fair they have pretty much left the server for their own server since athens is cancer, not that bad but can be extremely edgy .

Dotty - is the cage animal of the server, was funny but the server is running the joke dry (like with Kekistan)

Bababooey - a socialist who is hated by the server for being socalist, but he's actually one of the best members on the server, and i comend him for staying on the server so long even if most would lynch him if given the chance

Godmananimalemperor - a legit 50ish year old boomer who has never gotten laid and is a massive incel, was a mod but got demoted for mass autism (surprising Athens did that)

Merlin - Incel Wizard who is GodMan as an incel, but a million times worse, he got into an autistic feud with Cherno after Cherno started dating a person know as Pie, which Merlin was creepy in her dm's. also he's half irish but wish he was full blooded english

Chris McLean Baron Lord of Hell - Chris is an old member on the server, but its the biggest sperg for Warhammer and Star Wars in a server full of them, he someone has an obession with the Jews and is also a spoiled mama's boy


Lenny and Moonshield - not lying they were great members and had the bright idea to leave and formed their own server to escape the autism before Cherno and his Breeki gang did.

now that i've discussed some notable members, let me explain the culture of Athens

it is very much like /pol/ only except is not funny, about every week the server has a discussion on loli porn, white genocide, jews, etc.

most are both Romaboos and Angloboos, with many being hated just for being Irish and Scottish (which has led to those people making their own server apparently

they believe the British empire did nothing wrong but will harp on America, Germany, Soviets, and the French on what they did wrong.

many believe in batshit crazy conspiracy theories but when someone debunks those theories, a good chunk on the server will scream at the person being "paid off" or an "sleeper agent"

VCs are either dead silence for 10+ mins or Screaming that would make a Modern Warfare 2 lobby seem tame.

They also scream whenever people like Metokur or Vaush are brought up like they're the fucking boogeyman.

Also Sargon himself isn't active in the server unless you give him money on Subscribestar and access the payer chats



I feel like i've stated enough to begin with, but i probably will get banned of the discord since this thread is apparently being watched by athens, sorry for my formatting if its very rookie
 
So I've been following this thread for awhile without an account, but now i feel i should add to this discussion.

as we all now, Sargon has a discord (Athens), and I've been on it for about a year, and let me tell you, its fucking shit

Its a circle jerk to the fucking extreme and yet they complain about other political discords being "close-minded" for not running off anyone that isn't right wing out of the server and allowing Communists into the server

I'll give some info of some of the more notable members of the server and how shit the server is

They claim on Athens being a "Democracy" but yet any request by server members is immediately shot down. They don't allow you to screen-share your game to the VC because mods are paranoid that its actually streaming the server to Twitch or YouTube and "people will screen share porn on it", that also leads to that there is no NSFW chat, but people will post as borderline as they can

They don't allow you to record audio after Dame Pesos recorded a bit of Athens VC for one of his vids (this was before i joined)

so lets break down on some of the more notable members

Comando (thats how its spelled) - a mod that is know for having an obsession with an anime called "Tanya the Evil" to a almost creepy degree, he has multiple GBs of tanya photos on his hard drive, but gets really defensive when you bring up his obsession and he will derail into age of consent laws.

SkolHammer (know as Clinton on the server) - a mod that is really into traps and femboys to a degree more than comando is with Tanya, he likes to hang out on another server just to post his insane amount of Trap, Femboy, Futa porn

Jes - a boomer to a big degree, he is a sperg for Warhammer (which is common with people on the server), gets realy mad when you say Ok Boomer to him, also a lot of people on the server see him as a father figure.

Lucienne d'Anwyl - a text only mongols who has hate for democracy and wants a dictatorship, is know to have a loli and foot fetish (dear god)

007win - A person from Thailand who is know for sperging the fuck out whenever Metokur is even slightly brought up (which most of the server does), has a really bad headset mic, interrupts so fuckin much yets gets really pissy when you interrupt him, though is harmless

Sir Winn - Same as 007 but with a better mic and not as much interrupting, tho is a massive sperg on StarShip Troopers and Warhammer, though mostly harmless and normally pretty chill, but since he's well know i must mention him

Cherno, LargeBeard, Warcorp, Kiwi - These are the Cheeki Breeki gang, know for being edgy on an already egdy server (but still being more funny than Rant No. 57 on Muslims), to be fair they have pretty much left the server for their own server since athens is cancer, not that bad but can be extremely edgy .

Dotty - is the cage animal of the server, was funny but the server is running the joke dry (like with Kekistan)

Bababooey - a socialist who is hated by the server for being socalist, but he's actually one of the best members on the server, and i comend him for staying on the server so long even if most would lynch him if given the chance

Godmananimalemperor - a legit 50ish year old boomer who has never gotten laid and is a massive incel, was a mod but got demoted for mass autism (surprising Athens did that)

Merlin - Incel Wizard who is GodMan as an incel, but a million times worse, he got into an autistic feud with Cherno after Cherno started dating a person know as Pie, which Merlin was creepy in her dm's. also he's half irish but wish he was full blooded english

Chris McLean Baron Lord of Hell - Chris is an old member on the server, but its the biggest sperg for Warhammer and Star Wars in a server full of them, he someone has an obession with the Jews and is also a spoiled mama's boy


Lenny and Moonshield - not lying they were great members and had the bright idea to leave and formed their own server to escape the autism before Cherno and his Breeki gang did.

now that i've discussed some notable members, let me explain the culture of Athens

it is very much like /pol/ only except is not funny, about every week the server has a discussion on loli porn, white genocide, jews, etc.

most are both Romaboos and Angloboos, with many being hated just for being Irish and Scottish (which has led to those people making their own server apparently

they believe the British empire did nothing wrong but will harp on America, Germany, Soviets, and the French on what they did wrong.

many believe in batshit crazy conspiracy theories but when someone debunks those theories, a good chunk on the server will scream at the person being "paid off" or an "sleeper agent"

VCs are either dead silence for 10+ mins or Screaming that would make a Modern Warfare 2 lobby seem tame.

They also scream whenever people like Metokur or Vaush are brought up like they're the fucking boogeyman.

Also Sargon himself isn't active in the server unless you give him money on Subscribestar and access the payer chats



I feel like i've stated enough to begin with, but i probably will get banned of the discord since this thread is apparently being watched by athens, sorry for my formatting if its very rookie
So TL;DR, it's an average poorly-modded Discord server, but with a large active user-base of ShortFatOtaku fans who haven't moved on from the Jim saga?
 
Before you get the boot you should ask Carl when he’ll start selling Liberalist Bath Water.

Figure he might want to just complete his journey to being in essence an e-thot.

Funny enough if you ping @Sargon directly, your message is auto deleted by the server bot and mods are likely to send you to the "cells" (a server text mute where you cant access any VC or text channels and where you have to suck the mod's ego dick to get out)
 
Funny enough if you ping @Sargon directly, your message is auto deleted by the server bot and mods are likely to send you to the "cells" (a server text mute where you cant access any VC or text channels and where you have to suck the mod's ego dick to get out)
Based dissident imprisoning democracy
 
So I've been following this thread for awhile without an account, but now i feel i should add to this discussion.

as we all now, Sargon has a discord (Athens), and I've been on it for about a year, and let me tell you, its fucking shit

Its a circle jerk to the fucking extreme and yet they complain about other political discords being "close-minded" for not running off anyone that isn't right wing out of the server and allowing Communists into the server

I'll give some info of some of the more notable members of the server and how shit the server is

They claim on Athens being a "Democracy" but yet any request by server members is immediately shot down. They don't allow you to screen-share your game to the VC because mods are paranoid that its actually streaming the server to Twitch or YouTube and "people will screen share porn on it", that also leads to that there is no NSFW chat, but people will post as borderline as they can

They don't allow you to record audio after Dame Pesos recorded a bit of Athens VC for one of his vids (this was before i joined)

so lets break down on some of the more notable members

Comando (thats how its spelled) - a mod that is know for having an obsession with an anime called "Tanya the Evil" to a almost creepy degree, he has multiple GBs of tanya photos on his hard drive, but gets really defensive when you bring up his obsession and he will derail into age of consent laws.

SkolHammer (know as Clinton on the server) - a mod that is really into traps and femboys to a degree more than comando is with Tanya, he likes to hang out on another server just to post his insane amount of Trap, Femboy, Futa porn

Jes - a boomer to a big degree, he is a sperg for Warhammer (which is common with people on the server), gets realy mad when you say Ok Boomer to him, also a lot of people on the server see him as a father figure.

Lucienne d'Anwyl - a text only mongols who has hate for democracy and wants a dictatorship, is know to have a loli and foot fetish (dear god)

007win - A person from Thailand who is know for sperging the fuck out whenever Metokur is even slightly brought up (which most of the server does), has a really bad headset mic, interrupts so fuckin much yets gets really pissy when you interrupt him, though is harmless

Sir Winn - Same as 007 but with a better mic and not as much interrupting, tho is a massive sperg on StarShip Troopers and Warhammer, though mostly harmless and normally pretty chill, but since he's well know i must mention him

Cherno, LargeBeard, Warcorp, Kiwi - These are the Cheeki Breeki gang, know for being edgy on an already egdy server (but still being more funny than Rant No. 57 on Muslims), to be fair they have pretty much left the server for their own server since athens is cancer, not that bad but can be extremely edgy .

Dotty - is the cage animal of the server, was funny but the server is running the joke dry (like with Kekistan)

Bababooey - a socialist who is hated by the server for being socalist, but he's actually one of the best members on the server, and i comend him for staying on the server so long even if most would lynch him if given the chance

Godmananimalemperor - a legit 50ish year old boomer who has never gotten laid and is a massive incel, was a mod but got demoted for mass autism (surprising Athens did that)

Merlin - Incel Wizard who is GodMan as an incel, but a million times worse, he got into an autistic feud with Cherno after Cherno started dating a person know as Pie, which Merlin was creepy in her dm's. also he's half irish but wish he was full blooded english

Chris McLean Baron Lord of Hell - Chris is an old member on the server, but its the biggest sperg for Warhammer and Star Wars in a server full of them, he someone has an obession with the Jews and is also a spoiled mama's boy


Lenny and Moonshield - not lying they were great members and had the bright idea to leave and formed their own server to escape the autism before Cherno and his Breeki gang did.

now that i've discussed some notable members, let me explain the culture of Athens

it is very much like /pol/ only except is not funny, about every week the server has a discussion on loli porn, white genocide, jews, etc.

most are both Romaboos and Angloboos, with many being hated just for being Irish and Scottish (which has led to those people making their own server apparently

they believe the British empire did nothing wrong but will harp on America, Germany, Soviets, and the French on what they did wrong.

many believe in batshit crazy conspiracy theories but when someone debunks those theories, a good chunk on the server will scream at the person being "paid off" or an "sleeper agent"

VCs are either dead silence for 10+ mins or Screaming that would make a Modern Warfare 2 lobby seem tame.

They also scream whenever people like Metokur or Vaush are brought up like they're the fucking boogeyman.

Also Sargon himself isn't active in the server unless you give him money on Subscribestar and access the payer chats



I feel like i've stated enough to begin with, but i probably will get banned of the discord since this thread is apparently being watched by athens, sorry for my formatting if its very rookie
Sounds like a collection of people that should be jailed indefinitely if we lived in a sane society. Also doxcord is absolute trash, I don't know why anyone uses that garbage, NOTHING good ever comes from it, at least for the users, we get plenty of yucks from their stupidity being leaked.
 
Sounds like a collection of people that should be jailed indefinitely if we lived in a sane society. Also doxcord is absolute trash, I don't know why anyone uses that garbage, NOTHING good ever comes from it, at least for the users, we get plenty of yucks from their stupidity being leaked.
I think I should just go back to being just on Pardaox game servers, they were cancer but not even close to the scummy shit Athens does
 
I feel like i've stated enough to begin with, but i probably will get banned of the discord since this thread is apparently being watched by athens, sorry for my formatting if its very rookie
Shouldn't be a problem if you listened to the sign up advice and used a name different from the usernames you use on other platforms.
 
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Sarg'n is on EFAP, don't feel like listening to it for the next 14592 hours or until Sarg'N kills it.
They're going after a critique of Starship Troopers, so I expect it to be shit on the basis that everyone believes their own interpretation of it is canon.
 
I expect it to be shit on the basis that everyone believes their own interpretation of it is canon.
It's probably going to be the Verhoeven movie since Sargon keeps larping as if he were living in that universe.
 
I saw some of the stream, and it wasn't too bad; it's definitely the funniest Sargon stream that isn't laughing at him. Sargon gets pretty vindictive when someone calls the Tehran Federation "fascist", however.
 
Sargons lack of self awareness is astounding. Laughing at the labour party claiming its destroying itself under corbyn while seemingly ignoring the fact he managed to destroy UKIP with his own stupidity. Corbyn is a fucking idiot but sargon is in no position to be pointing the 'hes destroying the party' finger at anybody

 
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