Carrd Autism - When Tumblr meets MySpace

Isn't "NSFW of real people in any way, shape, or form" just regular old porn? I thought that these were the same people who are supposed to be "sex-positive."
What they mean is porn of public figures like youtubers and celebrities. It’s an unfortunately large problem, lots of people draw and write porn of people like the Game Grumps and shit even when the people have said they’re uncomfortable with it. Usually it involves pairing them with their platonic irl friends.
 
Reading these pages make me feel like I'm 90 years old. People/kids are inventing spechul kweer labels at light speeds that I can't keep up with what kind of retard faggot they are and it's making my head hurt.

It's not just you. I'm a pretty young guy, and I have no idea what the fuck these people are on about. I tried to look up things at first, but the flood of streamer names and gacha anime porn degeneracy was too much after a while. The one on the bottom put a bunch of fucking emojis as DNI triggers and just expects people to know all of it in advance. It makes me wonder how the genderspecials themselves keep up with all of it.
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you aren't allowed to say anything romantic/sexual/hateful about tohru adachi.
This is even quite tame comparing.
Otherwise, LMAO. Also I thought eyerape colors and glittery art was an early 2000s thing, but here we go.
You think you're me/follow someone who thinks they're me, are named Adam or Leo,
This "I'm so loony I'll hate you if you're named wrong" will never stop being funny.
 
The following are two fairly standard autistic carrds with a Roblox twist. I'll point out the shit related to Roblox as it comes up.
I'm sorry in advance for every image being long and stupid.

https://0mar.carrd.co/
Flicker is a Roblox-based murder mystery game. Don't really have anything to say on the game itself.
"af2" is Adventure Forward 2, a platformer that originally died when its creator got terminated. Said creator, Explode1, was terminated for being a pedophile.
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These are noted as romantic comforts:
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Pickiness over names, Roblox ships, and how to use shorthand English:
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And my favorite part:
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"Omar" is triggered by a red bucket with horns and by people calling a decal you wear on your face the wrong name.

They have a Pronouny but that site's boring to look at, so here's their pronouns as listed on their Roblox profile. This is a little old, but they haven't changed outside of the addition of "spookself" so I won't do a retake:
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Their online "b"f's carrd either changed URL or is gone entirely, so no link, sorry. I made sure to save everything I found funny.
"spr" is Super Paper Roblox, another Explode1 project. Let's note again that this developer was run off the site for being a pedophile.
Not sure what "tmp2" may be. Feel free to correct me.

Kins:
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Comforts, second image is specifically romantic comforts:
niko comforts 1.jpegniko romantic links 1.jpeg

Names:
niko names 1.jpegniko names 2.jpeg

While their carrd is gone, their pronouns.page is still live:
https://en.pronouns.page/@nikolaiistic
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As well as the pronouns.page for one of their IDs, who I should note is a long-running flanderization of a Roblox test account:
https://en.pronouns.page/@timeloopvoid
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Roblox profile is very boring.

TL;DR two probable girls with the hots for— I mean self-identified as Roblox characters, a considerable portion of which were adapted, created, and/or owned by a developer now known as a pedophile.

And here's an archive of the page explicitly mentioning Explode1 as a pedophile.
 
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Just an thing, which I saw in katetorias carrds His newest carrd page (sadly the older ones are unavaible)
When he updates his carrd, he always adds new "shitty media" in DNI
At first time it was SnK (which is kinda funny, when you scroll the oldest posts on his tumblr and tweets (2014-2017)), again MCYT, and now he added Vivzepop
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Just an thing, which I saw in katetorias carrds His newest carrd page (sadly the older ones are unavaible)
When he updates his carrd, he always adds new "shitty media" in DNI
At first time it was SnK (which is kinda funny, when you scroll the oldest posts on his tumblr and tweets (2014-2017)), again MCYT, and now he added Vivzepop
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"DNI if-"
Not like I was gonna interact or follow with your unwashed ass anyway.
 
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