Carrd Autism - When Tumblr meets MySpace

[Biology Book]

https://splatty.carrd.co/ Triggers: country music

Im not a boomer, but in my times we used to call this "dislikes/things, which I don't like"

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

https://splatty.carrd.co/ Triggers: country music

And again name Chris.

• Calling me "Killer" or "Crazy"

lmao

Im not a boomer, but in my times we used to call this "dislikes/things, which I don't like"

No, this LITERALLY HURTS them, you don't understand you soulless boomer!

 

[jomoth]

https://g59sys.ju.mp/ baldi alter

 

[SWETHORT]

https://g59sys.ju.mp/ baldi alter

im more concerned about the markiplier alter that has its own carrd and has a "sub system" within this system that includes other people that have been featured in mark's videos

 

[jomoth]

im more concerned about the markiplier alter that has its own carrd and has a "sub system" within this system

idk the marijuana dog alter is weird af too
ETA: https://ub123.carrd.co/ the kin section is.. interesting. Especially the Alfred Alfer one, considering it's from a vent piece by a CSA victim (how tf do you "kin" something like that)

 

[_Blackbird_]

im more concerned about the markiplier alter that has its own carrd and has a "sub system" within this system that includes other people that have been featured in mark's videos

I’m concerned about the “sexual alter” who’s 6-12 years old

 

[Fetish Roulette]

And again name Chris.

To me, this inspires two questions: does this have anything to do with us, and what happens should he/she/emojjiself come into contact with someone named Chris?

 

[Valstrax]

To me, this inspires two questions: does this have anything to do with us, and what happens should he/she/emojjiself come into contact with someone named Chris?

She disintegrates instantly and scatters into the infernal cosmic cesspool.

 

[jomoth]

Metal Gear System

alt. name is the diamond dogs

mgs.uwu.ai

 

[Ch@nnel-Sh!ft]

Metal Gear System

alt. name is the diamond dogs

mgs.uwu.ai

Ooooof COURSE.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Metal Gear System

alt. name is the diamond dogs

mgs.uwu.ai

My god, that one was a real treat. Half of the alters had their own carrds too.

Spoiler: Autism

This one’s a “girlthing”

Another’s “not a fucking nazi”
I genuinely forgot which alters’ carrds all of these are from because this is just so autistic, I’m sorry. I can’t bring myself to look at it any more.
One of the alter’s carrd links was just this:
Another was a full on carrd expressing their hatred for Christians again

One of them had a genderspecial page linked:
One of the alters hilariously included this in their carrd:

 

[Ch@nnel-Sh!ft]

My god, that one was a real treat. Half of the alters had their own carrds too.

Spoiler: Autism

This one’s a “girlthing”
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Another’s “not a fucking nazi” View attachment 2729830
I genuinely forgot which alters’ carrds all of these are from because this is just so autistic, I’m sorry. I can’t bring myself to look at it any more.
One of the alter’s carrd links was just this: View attachment 2729834
Another was a full on carrd expressing their hatred for Christians again
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One of them had a genderspecial page linked: View attachment 2729836
One of the alters hilariously included this in their carrd:
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The fuck is up with these mofos' hate-boner for Christians?

FYI, I'm the kind of person to NEED to know the story behind your trauma before I even come CLOSE to respecting it. I just have this weird fascination with the human condition. Some very relevant information I'm withholding because 1, that's TMI, and 2, it's very dark in nature.

I mean, I can understand if the body was raped by a few or hell, even abused or tortured for being a certain way, but if I find out that it's just because christians hate minorities of all kind, bitch no.

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

"Don't treat me like a child, I'm a 20 y.o. man!"
(c)totally not 13 y.o. kid

I find out that it's just because christians hate minorities of all kind, bitch no.

It's popular to hate Christianity novadays. This kid following the herd.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Call me cringe but I actually like the design and ‘aesthetic’ of some of these websites, Web 1.0 despite it’s simplicity and often ugly, plain sites had a lot of nifty old GIFs and site layouts that are easy on the eyes. I still love the looks of early Windows 98 icons and app designs before the current Internet and Apple made all Internet icons and apps have to have this sterile and simplified ‘slick’ look towards everything. But ofc all the genderdluid SJW stuff is bullshit and should be rightly mocked.

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

Call me cringe but I actually like the design and ‘aesthetic’ of some of these websites

I feel like Carrd can be great if actually being used as something it was made for: short info with links on valid sites.

 

[jomoth]

https://zommer.ju.mp autistic and ugly as fuck
https://kirbisaboutme.carrd.co/#xenogenders why is it so long...

 

[Baron Vain]

Get a load of this. A 33 year old made this believe it or not.

Lyric's Basic Information

Information about Lyric, including shipping information and other fandom related things.

lyricalmelodies.carrd.co

*wheeze*

Lyric's Basic Information

Information about Lyric, including shipping information and other fandom related things.

lyricalmelodies.carrd.co

"I am novosexual, which means that my sexuality changes with my gender, reflecting how I feel in that moment -- however so long that will last."

"I'm a parent to two children whom I love very much."

Imagine how their kids will grow up.

 

[Digital Thunder]

Get a load of this. A 33 year old made this believe it or not.

Lyric's Basic Information

Information about Lyric, including shipping information and other fandom related things.

lyricalmelodies.carrd.co

*wheeze*

Lyric's Basic Information

Information about Lyric, including shipping information and other fandom related things.

lyricalmelodies.carrd.co

"I am novosexual, which means that my sexuality changes with my gender, reflecting how I feel in that moment -- however so long that will last."

"I'm a parent to two children whom I love very much."

Imagine how their kids will grow up.

How are you going to mention this creature supposedly having two children while also not mentioning they have a whole section of their carrd dedicated to defending proship?

Both sides of that shit are irreparably autistic and annoying, but what a good look for you honey

 

[Hamilton Powell]

Call me cringe but I actually like the design and ‘aesthetic’ of some of these websites, Web 1.0

It's like low-effort geocities. As nostalgic as it is nauseating

 

[NerdShamer]

I just found this, while mining for content on Wikia.

And @NoReturn this is the prime example of the "mental issues are not a disease movement."