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this was on their kin page... they kin the m&m's chocolate bar...
 
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Seems like kinda a weird flex for him to say to say that he’s a minor… and then immediately broadcast his relationship status. Like, is this intended to be seen by people his own age who - if it wasn’t set to ‘taken’ - might consider him a potential makeout partner?

Then again, perhaps I’m overthinking it. This is probably just this kid’s not-so-subtle way of bragging about having a boyfriend.

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It will never not amuse me that people like this - every damn time - put zoophiles and pedophiles on the same axis of evil as… [dun dun dunnnn!] Republicans! And people who think asexual is not an LGBT identity!

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This person’s straight-up asking you to tell him that he has pretty eyes. A fucking power move if I ever saw one.

And I’ve noticed telling people what they don’t want to get called is pretty much these people’s way of saying they get called these things all the time, and are butthurt by it, because they look nothing like what they wish most people saw them as. In a way, they bully themselves.

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But honest question: do you think these people really love their online friends and followers anywhere near the amount that they say they do?

Because it must be nice to have this many people in your life who you love so much and you can be reasonably sure they love you back. Even if they are mostly online, that’s more than indeed most people. And in a way, I kinda envy what these people have, and despair that I can never have the same.
 
https://level-fun.carrd.co/ its not eyebleeding like the last one i posted but how the fuck are you supposed to read this???
you aren't, but i'll copy-paste to see if that'd help
ROMEO

MINOR (UNDER 16) (IM UNCOMFY FULLY SAYING MY AGE OUT PUBLICLY) ((PEOPLE WHO ARE CLOSE TO ME ARE FINE TO ASK MY AGE))

NO GENDER =)

I LIKE MEN AND ALSO GENDERLESS PEOPLE =)

IM PSYCHOTIC AND HAVE DELUSIONS
I AM ALSO AUTISTIC

I AM A PARTYGOER (BACKROOMS) AND HWS PRUSSIA IRL =) THESE ARE DELUSIONAL ATTACHMENTS DO NOT SEPERATE ME FROM THESE UNLESS I SAY OR IF ITS NEEDED

BYF
I ENJOY THINGS SUCH AS WEIRDCORE OR DEREALITY
I VENT A LOT MOSTLY UNTAGGED BESIDES NSFW OR SUICIDE
I CAN RECLAIM THE F [faggot] AND R [retard] SLUR BUT I RARELY USE IT
I CANNOT TAG MY SPECIAL INTERESTS

DNI
PROSHIPPERS
ENDOS [people who apparently have a system but don't have did/osdd; they pretty much admit that they're faking it]
BASIC DNI CRITERIA
IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY INTO MADNESS COMBAT AND REFUSE TO TAG IT
EXCLUS / RAD INCLUS
ARE AGAINST XENOGENDERS AND NEOPRONOUNS
YOU KNOW ME IRL
IF YOU ARE MY EX FRIENDS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) / IF YOUR NAME IS MEGAN , NAT , KYLE , LIAM , WOLFY OR SHION

I CANNOT TAG THESE, I APOLOGIZE
(UNDERLINED = SPECIAL INTEREST)

WEIRDCORE
THE DISASTROUS LIFE OF SAIKI K
HETALIA
THE BACKROOMS

JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE
SOCKSFOR1

=(
MADNESS COMBAT
THE NAME MEGAN
REPLYING WITH K OR JUST OK
PRIV QRTS

ETA: realized that i left a sentence of my own explanation incomplete
 
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you aren't, but i'll copy-paste to see if that'd help
ROMEO

MINOR (UNDER 16) (IM UNCOMFY FULLY SAYING MY AGE OUT PUBLICLY) ((PEOPLE WHO ARE CLOSE TO ME ARE FINE TO ASK MY AGE))

NO GENDER =)

I LIKE MEN AND ALSO GENDERLESS PEOPLE =)

IM PSYCHOTIC AND HAVE DELUSIONS
I AM ALSO AUTISTIC

I AM A PARTYGOER (BACKROOMS) AND HWS PRUSSIA IRL =) THESE ARE DELUSIONAL ATTACHMENTS DO NOT SEPERATE ME FROM THESE UNLESS I SAY OR IF ITS NEEDED

BYF
I ENJOY THINGS SUCH AS WEIRDCORE OR DEREALITY
I VENT A LOT MOSTLY UNTAGGED BESIDES NSFW OR SUICIDE
I CAN RECLAIM THE F [faggot] AND R [retard] SLUR BUT I RARELY USE IT
I CANNOT TAG MY SPECIAL INTERESTS

DNI
PROSHIPPERS
ENDOS [people who apparently have a system but don't have did/osdd; they pretty much admit
BASIC DNI CRITERIA
IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY INTO MADNESS COMBAT AND REFUSE TO TAG IT
EXCLUS / RAD INCLUS
ARE AGAINST XENOGENDERS AND NEOPRONOUNS
YOU KNOW ME IRL
IF YOU ARE MY EX FRIENDS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) / IF YOUR NAME IS MEGAN , NAT , KYLE , LIAM , WOLFY OR SHION

I CANNOT TAG THESE, I APOLOGIZE
(UNDERLINED = SPECIAL INTEREST)

WEIRDCORE
THE DISASTROUS LIFE OF SAIKI K
HETALIA
THE BACKROOMS

JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE
SOCKSFOR1

=(
MADNESS COMBAT
THE NAME MEGAN
REPLYING WITH K OR JUST OK
PRIV QRTS
>The name Megan

Someone has a large personal story to tell huh?
 
https://wuvletter.carrd.co/ person has a delusional attachment to one of the penguins from madagascar

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Another teenybopper broadcasting his... (its... idk anymore) relationship status for seemingly no reason than to say: "Look GUise. I hav a reLAaTIonSHIP!"

And why is it that the people who proudly declare themselves to be non-women ('agender transmasc' would imply that it's at least closer to the masculine side) always act like such needy little fragile girls? Inb4 'mental illness' because it's already fucking told us it's mentally ill.

Also, the idea of having a separate carrd for your DID system doesn't scan for me. I mean, a system is supposed to be something that you are, not something you have - described as if it's external to yourself.

I'd hate to be Zim/Fang's headmate, but I'm doubtful that they even exist.

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How exactly does one distinguish beween 'comfort characters' and 'kins'? It seems they both provide the same function.

Inb4 'you understand right that kins literally ARE the person's identity' because no, no I don't. Even if it was possible to share the identity of a cartoon character, I don't see how that can be the case when there's literally 20 of them. And if it were the case, then how does one distinguish between one's kins and one's headmates?


Two different pages for all of your pronouns? What possible thing could the first page be lacking that justifies the need for a second?

Oh, and the Pronouny page has this:

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"Call me these masculine nouns, and these feminine nouns, but NOT these masculine nouns or these feminine nouns."

Oh, and it also wants to be called a lesbian (first pic).

Non-binary people really are the worst at presenting a consistent list of demands to the world. It's like they're trying to confuse people, and then act mad when people get confused.
 
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Another teenybopper broadcasting his... (its... idk anymore) relationship status for seemingly no reason than to say: "Look GUise. I hav a reLAaTIonSHIP!"

And why is it that the people who proudly declare themselves to be non-women ('agender transmasc' would imply that it's at least closer to the masculine side) always act like such needy little fragile girls? Inb4 'mental illness' because it's already fucking told us it's mentally ill.

Also, the idea of having a separate carrd for your DID system doesn't scan for me. I mean, a system is supposed to be something that you are, not something you have - described as if it's external to yourself.

I'd hate to be Zim/Fang's headmate, but I'm doubtful that they even exist.


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How exactly does one distinguish beween 'comfort characters' and 'kins'? It seems they both provide the same function.

Inb4 'you understand right that kins literally ARE the person's identity' because no, no I don't. Even if it was possible to share the identity of a cartoon character, I don't see how that can be the case when there's literally 20 of them. And if it were the case, then how does one distinguish between one's kins and one's headmates?



Two different pages for all of your pronouns? What possible thing could the first page be lacking that justifies the need for a second?

Oh, and the Pronouny page has this:

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"Call me these masculine nouns, and these feminine nouns, but NOT these masculine nouns or these feminine nouns."

Oh, and it also wants to be called a lesbian (first pic).

Non-binary people really are the worst at presenting a consistent list of demands to the world. It's like they're trying to confuse people, and then act mad when people get confused.
Chipping in two cents on the DID thing, it's very common for these kids to have separate cards for their little illness roleplay, and even sub-cards within that card for each "system member" that's usually a separate schlock of info, "DNI" lists, etc. It's insane to think how their time could be spent in such a healthier way then making up stories about them being several anime boys or video game characters.
Edit: found this from the "system" page to be rather humorous. Please follow your own advice.
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While on topic, another DID card, https://thealternates.carrd.co/#
The "which one of my alters are you" quiz really hammers in how these types like to treat their fictional condition like it's a sort of fandom thing.
 
This person used to be a personal lolcow of mine till they got to be a bit boring. If you look up gothimbo on the farms they are the person that posted a laundry list of media that "sucks phat nutz". They are triggered by magical girl anime and long ago before I deleted my twitter I sent them a dm asking why. I wished I saved that message because they sent me a literal novel explaining everything problematic about the genre from how it's fatphobic to how the industry promotes pedophilia. She used to post about how she was autismgender and flamingogender but it seems she uses Elle/Elleself as her pronouns whatever the fuck that means.
 
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I'm working on a bingo card for these profiles. So far I have:
  • mental illness
  • unnec//essary censo//rship
  • I reclaim slurs
  • I enjoy things critically
  • DNI if you are right-wing in any way
  • DNI if you're in a certain fandom
  • DNI if you are a pedophile
  • relationship status: taken
  • Ima MINOR!!!
  • triggered by [ridiculously specific thing]
  • Undertale or Five Nights At Freddy's
Anyone got any ideas for what the other squares could be?


You should know that Archive.today doesn't capture the interactive elements of a page. Use Wayback Machine instead for Carrd URLs.

(If you want to capture a section of the Carrd as a static page, Archive.today is still useful. Just make sure you include the part after the '#' in the URL for the section you want to capture.)
 
I'm working on a bingo card for these profiles. So far I have:
  • mental illness
  • unnec//essary censo//rship
  • I reclaim slurs
  • I enjoy things critically
  • DNI if you are right-wing in any way
  • DNI if you're in a certain fandom
  • DNI if you are a pedophile
  • relationship status: taken
  • Ima MINOR!!!
  • triggered by [ridiculously specific thing]
  • Undertale or Five Nights At Freddy's
Anyone got any ideas for what the other squares could be?



You should know that archive.md doesn't capture the interactive elements of a page. Use Wayback Machine instead for Carrd URLs.

(If you want to capture a section of the Carrd as a static page, archive.md is still useful. Just make sure you include the part after the '#' in the URL for the section you want to capture.)
k-pop? dni if you're an anti anti or proshipper? dni if you're a truscum?
 
I'm working on a bingo card for these profiles. So far I have:
  • mental illness
  • unnec//essary censo//rship
  • I reclaim slurs
  • I enjoy things critically
  • DNI if you are right-wing in any way
  • DNI if you're in a certain fandom
  • DNI if you are a pedophile
  • relationship status: taken
  • Ima MINOR!!!
  • triggered by [ridiculously specific thing]
  • Undertale or Five Nights At Freddy's
Anyone got any ideas for what the other squares could be?
neopronouns/link to that pronoun site
some obscure made-up flag for their sexuality
kin list
90's/early 2000's aesthetic (especially web design)
sexualities/genders that contradict each other
pastel
retarded BYF
dissociative identity disorder
 
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