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the background is a neon gif, just leaving a warning
this was on their kin page... they kin the m&m's chocolate bar...
Carrd Autism - When Tumblr meets MySpace
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this was on their kin page... they kin the m&m's chocolate bar...
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>minorthe background is a neon gif, just leaving a warning
>wants to be referred to as a dilf
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the background is a neon gif, just leaving a warning
Seems like kinda a weird flex for him to say to say that he’s a minor… and then immediately broadcast his relationship status. Like, is this intended to be seen by people his own age who - if it wasn’t set to ‘taken’ - might consider him a potential makeout partner?
Then again, perhaps I’m overthinking it. This is probably just this kid’s not-so-subtle way of bragging about having a boyfriend.
It will never not amuse me that people like this - every damn time - put zoophiles and pedophiles on the same axis of evil as… [dun dun dunnnn!] Republicans! And people who think asexual is not an LGBT identity!
This person’s straight-up asking you to tell him that he has pretty eyes. A fucking power move if I ever saw one.
And I’ve noticed telling people what they don’t want to get called is pretty much these people’s way of saying they get called these things all the time, and are butthurt by it, because they look nothing like what they wish most people saw them as. In a way, they bully themselves.
But honest question: do you think these people really love their online friends and followers anywhere near the amount that they say they do?
Because it must be nice to have this many people in your life who you love so much and you can be reasonably sure they love you back. Even if they are mostly online, that’s more than indeed most people. And in a way, I kinda envy what these people have, and despair that I can never have the same.
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https://level-fun.carrd.co/ its not eyebleeding like the last one i posted but how the fuck are you supposed to read this???
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you aren't, but i'll copy-paste to see if that'd help
ROMEO
MINOR (UNDER 16) (IM UNCOMFY FULLY SAYING MY AGE OUT PUBLICLY) ((PEOPLE WHO ARE CLOSE TO ME ARE FINE TO ASK MY AGE))
NO GENDER =)
I LIKE MEN AND ALSO GENDERLESS PEOPLE =)
IM PSYCHOTIC AND HAVE DELUSIONS
I AM ALSO AUTISTIC
I AM A PARTYGOER (BACKROOMS) AND HWS PRUSSIA IRL =) THESE ARE DELUSIONAL ATTACHMENTS DO NOT SEPERATE ME FROM THESE UNLESS I SAY OR IF ITS NEEDED
MINOR (UNDER 16) (IM UNCOMFY FULLY SAYING MY AGE OUT PUBLICLY) ((PEOPLE WHO ARE CLOSE TO ME ARE FINE TO ASK MY AGE))
NO GENDER =)
I LIKE MEN AND ALSO GENDERLESS PEOPLE =)
IM PSYCHOTIC AND HAVE DELUSIONS
I AM ALSO AUTISTIC
I AM A PARTYGOER (BACKROOMS) AND HWS PRUSSIA IRL =) THESE ARE DELUSIONAL ATTACHMENTS DO NOT SEPERATE ME FROM THESE UNLESS I SAY OR IF ITS NEEDED
BYF
I ENJOY THINGS SUCH AS WEIRDCORE OR DEREALITY
I VENT A LOT MOSTLY UNTAGGED BESIDES NSFW OR SUICIDE
I CAN RECLAIM THE F [faggot] AND R [retard] SLUR BUT I RARELY USE IT
I CANNOT TAG MY SPECIAL INTERESTS
DNI
PROSHIPPERS
ENDOS [people who apparently have a system but don't have did/osdd; they pretty much admit that they're faking it]
BASIC DNI CRITERIA
IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY INTO MADNESS COMBAT AND REFUSE TO TAG IT
EXCLUS / RAD INCLUS
ARE AGAINST XENOGENDERS AND NEOPRONOUNS
YOU KNOW ME IRL
IF YOU ARE MY EX FRIENDS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) / IF YOUR NAME IS MEGAN , NAT , KYLE , LIAM , WOLFY OR SHION
I ENJOY THINGS SUCH AS WEIRDCORE OR DEREALITY
I VENT A LOT MOSTLY UNTAGGED BESIDES NSFW OR SUICIDE
I CAN RECLAIM THE F [faggot] AND R [retard] SLUR BUT I RARELY USE IT
I CANNOT TAG MY SPECIAL INTERESTS
DNI
PROSHIPPERS
ENDOS [people who apparently have a system but don't have did/osdd; they pretty much admit that they're faking it]
BASIC DNI CRITERIA
IF YOU ARE EXTREMELY INTO MADNESS COMBAT AND REFUSE TO TAG IT
EXCLUS / RAD INCLUS
ARE AGAINST XENOGENDERS AND NEOPRONOUNS
YOU KNOW ME IRL
IF YOU ARE MY EX FRIENDS (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) / IF YOUR NAME IS MEGAN , NAT , KYLE , LIAM , WOLFY OR SHION
I CANNOT TAG THESE, I APOLOGIZE
(UNDERLINED = SPECIAL INTEREST)
WEIRDCORE
THE DISASTROUS LIFE OF SAIKI K
HETALIA
THE BACKROOMS
JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE
SOCKSFOR1
(UNDERLINED = SPECIAL INTEREST)
WEIRDCORE
THE DISASTROUS LIFE OF SAIKI K
HETALIA
THE BACKROOMS
JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE
SOCKSFOR1
=(
MADNESS COMBAT
THE NAME MEGAN
REPLYING WITH K OR JUST OK
PRIV QRTS
MADNESS COMBAT
THE NAME MEGAN
REPLYING WITH K OR JUST OK
PRIV QRTS
ETA: realized that i left a sentence of my own explanation incomplete
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Of course, of someone telling them something mean on the internet once.
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https://wuvletter.carrd.co/ person has a delusional attachment to one of the penguins from madagascar
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Another teenybopper broadcasting
And why is it that the people who proudly declare themselves to be non-women ('agender transmasc' would imply that it's at least closer to the masculine side) always act like such needy little fragile girls? Inb4 'mental illness' because it's already fucking told us it's mentally ill.
Also, the idea of having a separate carrd for your DID system doesn't scan for me. I mean, a system is supposed to be something that you are, not something you have - described as if it's external to yourself.
I'd hate to be Zim/Fang's headmate, but I'm doubtful that they even exist.
How exactly does one distinguish beween 'comfort characters' and 'kins'? It seems they both provide the same function.
Inb4 'you understand right that kins literally ARE the person's identity' because no, no I don't. Even if it was possible to share the identity of a cartoon character, I don't see how that can be the case when there's literally 20 of them. And if it were the case, then how does one distinguish between one's kins and one's headmates?
Two different pages for all of your pronouns? What possible thing could the first page be lacking that justifies the need for a second?
Oh, and the Pronouny page has this:
"Call me these masculine nouns, and these feminine nouns, but NOT these masculine nouns or these feminine nouns."
Oh, and it also wants to be called a lesbian (first pic).
Non-binary people really are the worst at presenting a consistent list of demands to the world. It's like they're trying to confuse people, and then act mad when people get confused.
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Chipping in two cents on the DID thing, it's very common for these kids to have separate cards for their little illness roleplay, and even sub-cards within that card for each "system member" that's usually a separate schlock of info, "DNI" lists, etc. It's insane to think how their time could be spent in such a healthier way then making up stories about them being several anime boys or video game characters.
Edit: found this from the "system" page to be rather humorous. Please follow your own advice.
While on topic, another DID card, https://thealternates.carrd.co/#
The "which one of my alters are you" quiz really hammers in how these types like to treat their fictional condition like it's a sort of fandom thing.
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Plus I doubt these kids have ever suffered from continuous trauma during the young ages of our brain developing to warrant them developing DID and or OSDD.
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To counter all this faggotry, I decided to set up a carrd page for shits and giggles.
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They deleted my page. I'm killing myself. I cannot believe this would happen and I am unbelievably upset.To counter all this faggotry, I decided to set up a carrd page for shits and giggles.
mull is a transphobe
kiwifarms.net
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wayback machine archive with the same info
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I'm working on a bingo card for these profiles. So far I have:
You should know that Archive.today doesn't capture the interactive elements of a page. Use Wayback Machine instead for Carrd URLs.
(If you want to capture a section of the Carrd as a static page, Archive.today is still useful. Just make sure you include the part after the '#' in the URL for the section you want to capture.)
- mental illness
- unnec//essary censo//rship
- I reclaim slurs
- I enjoy things critically
- DNI if you are right-wing in any way
- DNI if you're in a certain fandom
- DNI if you are a pedophile
- relationship status: taken
- Ima MINOR!!!
- triggered by [ridiculously specific thing]
- Undertale or Five Nights At Freddy's
You should know that Archive.today doesn't capture the interactive elements of a page. Use Wayback Machine instead for Carrd URLs.
(If you want to capture a section of the Carrd as a static page, Archive.today is still useful. Just make sure you include the part after the '#' in the URL for the section you want to capture.)
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Gotta love how many of these Carrd retards hate white people and they feel the need to blatantly announce it
woowie queen
kiwifarms.net
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k-pop? dni if you're an anti anti or proshipper? dni if you're a truscum?
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neopronouns/link to that pronoun site
some obscure made-up flag for their sexuality
kin list
90's/early 2000's aesthetic (especially web design)
sexualities/genders that contradict each other
pastel
retarded BYF
dissociative identity disorder
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Bingo is ready, boys. See if you can find one that covers every square.
(I put way too much effort into this.)
(I put way too much effort into this.)