Carrd Autism - When Tumblr meets MySpace

https://caravan-palace.carrd.co/
"im 14 :( im a MINOR!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
Oh god, purple on purple.

Also I always love their "trigger lists", and this one is not a disappointment.
i will not list my triggers but please tag trains, loud noises, the names samuel martin daniel mawi or sydney, BATIM, friday night funkin, and any of the EAS sounds
 
How exactly does one distinguish beween 'comfort characters' and 'kins'? It seems they both provide the same function.

Inb4 'you understand right that kins literally ARE the person's identity' because no, no I don't. Even if it was possible to share the identity of a cartoon character, I don't see how that can be the case when there's literally 20 of them. And if it were the case, then how does one distinguish between one's kins and one's headmates?
I suppose kin is "me/a character I am like" and comfort character is "a character I wish I was friends with"? I suppose there is the same psychology as behind shipping; it's not really hard to guess most of the time which is the character the fan projects themselves onto and which is the character they project their idea of "perfect boyfriend" or something on.

I see how and why people can have dozens or hundreds of kins: that's literally one of major purposes of a character in storytelling. Characters are supposed to not only serve the story, but be relatable, easy for the consumer to be identified with/as, so you can kinda live through the story as if it happened to you. So, the concept of people kinning sounds like making a subculture out of what you consume, see reflection of yourself in, and so on. Think of music based subcultures, they somewhat follow the same trope. Maybe if people weren't taking it too far, kinning could have been just a pretty much ordinary subculture for the most part.

As for telling kins and headmates apart, I might be wrong, but I think I'm getting the logic behind of one merging into another. A lot of self-dx'd "systems" are chronically online youth who somehow ended up seeing people as shallow, two-dimensional caricatures, so whenever they experience any "unusual" emotion, they consider it a separate entity in their head. Combine that with what I said above about characters serving as something to project onto: these people see multiple facets of their personality in different characters, and that's how these headmates and alters who always seem to be some fictional characters are born.
 
When a joke eventually becomes reality... All hope is lost...
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No words.

And the carrd creator is exactly what you expect
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For some reason her carrd links to three other carrds that are basically the same thing (personal shit with dnis and all) in the style of three Homestuck characters.
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I went with the least autistic one for the eyes.
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What the fuck do these "links" mean?
 
"System" with 30+ alters, neurodivergent, disabled, 17-year-old, neopronouns and so on. This person claims to have been professionally diagnosed, by the way.

The about me page has the usual ridiculous list of prerequisites.
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I've seen more and more of "don't use they/them for me" on twitter lately and I don't understand it at all. I find it stupid coming from people who reee about proper english or something, and I find it dumb coming from the noun/nounself neopronoun crowd.
 
Probably not interesting or notable but searching for a way to look up Tiktok usernames without the app gave me a search result for...a Carrd profile?
Iunno, I didn't think people into that Blackhat SEO thing (they make bogus websites to promote their real websites often) would use Carrd for their schemes but you learn something new everyday.
 
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I've seen more and more of "don't use they/them for me" on twitter lately and I don't understand it at all. I find it stupid coming from people who reee about proper english or something, and I find it dumb coming from the noun/nounself neopronoun crowd.
From my understanding it's because to these people, being called they/them despite knowing the person's pronouns/genders or whatever is still seen as transphobic and not affirming of their identity/not seeing them as their real gender or something. So calling an autistic "transmasc" who goes by "pri/prin" a they or even a him would be seen as bad in their eyes because they do not go by those pronouns.

When someone's like that, I just skirt the personal pronouns all together.
 
"System" with 30+ alters, neurodivergent, disabled, 17-year-old, neopronouns and so on. This person claims to have been professionally diagnosed, by the way.

The about me page has the usual ridiculous list of prerequisites.
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I've seen more and more of "don't use they/them for me" on twitter lately and I don't understand it at all. I find it stupid coming from people who reee about proper english or something, and I find it dumb coming from the noun/nounself neopronoun crowd.
It's funny how 99% of the time the only slurs that these people can "reclaim" is "faggot" and "tranny" yet you never see them mention it, and it's so easy to identify as "queer" due to the lack of gatekeeping (apart from bi/pan lesbians for some fucking reason) that pratically everyone can "reclaim" faggot.
 
I know most of what these types say makes no sense but I’m genuinely lost with “Vincian lesbian”. Vincian is the hip new word for gay man, how on earth are they both a gay man and a lesbian
 
I'll just leave this one here as I just sumble upon one that scream early 2000s and to much of a light show with bright colors that make my eyes bleed.

Classic carrd bingo
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Edit: here is the whole thing if any of you niggers are curious

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Card link here if wanna see the kpop rainbow here: https://maddiesaur.carrd.co/
 
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this carrd has it all: danganronpa, eye rapey colors, xenogenders and neopronouns, and "DNI IF U SUPPORT THESE BAD PEOPLE!!!"
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Ironically, this was on their dni page

and here's one about slurs. disappointed, I thought there would be way more slurs. I wanted to learn new slurs.

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why are all the troon slurs mtf only? I need slurs to call Aiden's. Also gotta love the AAVE shit
 

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@Chao Garden "why are all the troon slurs mtf only? I need slurs to call Aiden's. "

A few reasons:
  1. There were historically more MtFs and less FtMs (there were women who crossdressed for status but those are different than "I was born a man") until the rapid onset gender dsyohoria of the 2010s.
  2. MtF is the one more irrigated with popular culture as well as society as a whole. If someone says "tranny", you think a burly man in women's clothes, or straight men getting accosted by women of the night who might have the set of organs he doesn't like.
  3. It is more scandelous for men to become women and lose masculinity than for women to gain it (its less now but gender roles apply).
  4. Trans women are the center of the universe online, no exceptions. FtM have an easier time passing, aren't as loud, and have male privileges MtF do not in their eyes.



Just call her a confused dyke/lesbo, a straight woman cosplaying as a man, or a yaoi fangirl/fujoshi. A lot of women go troon because they hate being called a woman and pray to be called anything but for reasons from specialness to past sexual assault trauma (very unfonrtunately).
 
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