Carson King / CallMeCarson / CallMeCarsonYT - Minecraft YouTuber, trades nudes with underage fans

[GooglePuppet]

That's actually something a lot of people seem to...

This really filled in the gaps for me. I think I got a crystal clear picture of the whole shitshow now. Thanks.

 

[Northern Blockhead]

Carson is a fucking idiot if he thinks coming back is a good idea. I don't say this in the sense of "oh he's a pedo for poking an underaged girl". I say this, because he got backstabbed by his so called "friends" from his shitty youtube group. How he thinks he can come back and ignore the people who happily threw him under the bus without care is beyond me. He should take whatever he earned and find something better to do with it.

Kind of surprised that those friends don't have their own pages on here; the absolute bullshit they pulled in this saga is truly lolcow worthy. Well, with the exception of Jawsh and JSchlatt, since they were close friends with Carson and I can understand why they felt betrayed.

 

[thinking about mr hands]

Kind of surprised that those friends don't have their own pages on here; the absolute bullshit they pulled in this saga is truly lolcow worthy. Well, with the exception of Jawsh and JSchlatt, since they were close friends with Carson and I can understand why they felt betrayed.

I honestly don’t think there’s enough on them to warrant a page to be honest. The only one coming close to it is Noah Hugbox, but that’s only because he’s a sperg who wants so badly to be relevant that he’d throw old colleagues under the bus and be weird about sexualizing minors.

Pretty much all of the others in the group outside of Jawsh and Schlatt are pretty inactive/non-lolcow-y. After the incident, Traves quit streaming all together, apparently cscoop had a depression episode but pulled himself out of it, he now hangs out with Traves and Noah still apparently. Slimecicle and Tednivision have moved on and are working with Schlatt on a pretty interesting podcast now.

Also, when it comes to Slimecicle, I know I spoke badly of him before, but apparently the reason why he went to the authorities was because Carson didn’t disclose the ages of the girls he was sexting and referred to them only as minors, so he was probably thinking they were like, 14 and below which would warrant that kind of action. So apparently there’s that. If I can find evidence of that being the case, I’ll add it later, I’m just going off of what I read on the cmc2 Reddit.
If it being Reddit wasn’t enough to scare you away from that subreddit, trust me when I say don’t go there. It’s full of retarded carson stans who think he did no wrong. But of course, it is Reddit.

But yeah, personally, I don’t think any of the Lunch Club members need their own thread because honestly, a lot of them are pretty bland and forgettable. The only one who has snake tendencies is Hugbox, but even then, he’s just an edgy sperg who tries too hard to be a controversial Schlatt copy, just with none of the charisma.

 

[Wingnut]

Also, when it comes to Slimecicle, I know I spoke badly of him before, but apparently the reason why he went to the authorities was because Carson didn’t disclose the ages of the girls he was sexting and referred to them only as minors, so he was probably thinking they were like, 14 and below which would warrant that kind of action. So apparently there’s that. If I can find evidence of that being the case, I’ll add it later, I’m just going off of what I read on the cmc2 Reddit.

If that's true it would definitely change my opinion of him a little regarding the incident. I still think he was a douchebag about it when news broke since at that point he knew it was only a 2 year age gap and both people were still teenagers, but the initial "I broke all contact and called the police" makes a lot more sense.

 

[Poop Fartious]

it's very clear that the only mask he's wearing is the 'I'm a /pol/ack but I gotta hide my powerlevel from the normies' one. He used to be a septic for fuck's sake.

Absolutely not. If anything it’s the opposite- he’s a leftist that plays up the America-loving Gun-shooting Trailer Trash side because it’s funny. He’s friends with Hasan Piker, even.

 

[GooglePuppet]

Absolutely not. If anything it’s the opposite- he’s a leftist that plays up the America-loving Gun-shooting Trailer Trash side because it’s funny. He’s friends with Hasan Piker, even.

That's pretty typical behavior for a septic. They may not be true /pol/acks, but they still are /pol/acks nonetheless.

 

[Chilson]

Absolutely not. If anything it’s the opposite- he’s a leftist that plays up the America-loving Gun-shooting Trailer Trash side because it’s funny. He’s friends with Hasan Piker, even.

Which big streamers are not "friends" with Hasan Piker. Not every streamer is a leftist shitbag and Piker, for his many many MANY faults, does know to tone it down with the politics when he is around non-political streamers. He isn't that socially retarded...yet.

I put friends in "" because they all do it to get access to his massive reddit fanbase who listen to his braindead takes and think he is a genius (which he clearly isn't). Pretty hard not to leech off Dunning–Kruger viewers who can't keep their hands off mommy's credit card to make the big streamer say their name.

Schlatt really has no choice but to at least associate with him since Piker is apart of every big streamer group Schlatt hangs in.

 

[thinking about mr hands]

You can have friends without sharing the same political beliefs, thankfully, so I doubt him being “friends” with Hasan changes much about him since he’s not usually hanging with Schlatt. (There’s also a possibility that they aren’t even friends since Schlatt reportedly wasn’t friends with most of the Lunch Club members outside of a few)

I’m honestly putting my bet on Schlatt being more of a centrist or at the very least, not being one for politics and being more of a history buff. His roommate and friend ConnorEatsPants is pretty much the same way.
Schlatt on his “off time” is repeatedly said and proven to be chill and laid back while cracking jokes at both sides expense and mentioned wanting to be a landlord once he grows tired of YouTube while on said “off-time” when he turned off his character.

But, he keeps his political stances hidden for a reason, the most seriously political he’s gotten was telling people not to vote for him, because honestly that would be a stupid move, but I doubt he’s far-anything when it comes to the political spectrum.

 

[Poop Fartious]

You can have friends without sharing the same political beliefs, thankfully, so I doubt him being “friends” with Hasan changes much about him since he’s not usually hanging with Schlatt. (There’s also a possibility that they aren’t even friends since Schlatt reportedly wasn’t friends with most of the Lunch Club members outside of a few)

I’m honestly putting my bet on Schlatt being more of a centrist or at the very least, not being one for politics and being more of a history buff. His roommate and friend ConnorEatsPants is pretty much the same way.

I'll give you that he could be a centrist, but usually it's pretty easy to tell what someone who makes fun of both sides' ideology is, even in a vacuum, by how they approach said jokes. For example, right-wingers usually make fun of the left for being fundamentally broken, while they make fun of the right for being ineffectual stopping it. (Stonetoss is a good example of this) Schlatt's acknowledgement of leftist concepts as things that do indeed exist (also I don't have a screenshot but I vaguely remember Hasan yelling in his chat about how Schlatt isn't actually a conservative, even if he's apolitical in real life he wouldn't have anything to lose by lying) tells me that he's at least socially left, if not economically because of the landlord thing. But I don't think that's because he specifically wants to be a landlord, I think he just wants money and a good life for him and his friends.

Honestly the one I'd peg the most as a secret /pol/ack is Jawsh

 

[thinking about mr hands]

I'll give you that he could be a centrist, but usually it's pretty easy to tell what someone who makes fun of both sides' ideology is, even in a vacuum, by how they approach said jokes. For example, right-wingers usually make fun of the left for being fundamentally broken, while they make fun of the right for being ineffectual stopping it. (Stonetoss is a good example of this) Schlatt's acknowledgement of leftist concepts as things that do indeed exist (also I don't have a screenshot but I vaguely remember Hasan yelling in his chat about how Schlatt isn't actually a conservative, even if he's apolitical in real life he wouldn't have anything to lose by lying) tells me that he's at least socially left, if not economically because of the landlord thing. But I don't think that's because he specifically wants to be a landlord, I think he just wants money and a good life for him and his friends.

Honestly the one I'd peg the most as a secret /pol/ack is Jawsh

Yee yee, that’s very true, that’s honestly the only reason why I peg Schlatt as a centrist is because back in the day, he used to take shots at both sides such as with his communism video and what not!
It’s actually kind of interesting how his character has evolved, or at least how he chooses to portray himself. Because in the beginning he was a stereotypical, if not exaggerated money hungry business man stereotype, which eventually turned into a political government character who just wanted all the power he could get, and inbetween there is when he started his “full-rightwing” climb which probably made him quite a bit of cash and is why he stuck with it.
I defo don’t think he’s a conservative, that much is clear. He grew up in New York after all, and even tho he was raised Catholic and attended Catholic schools, that doesn’t necessarily speak for his political views because from what I’ve seen, they’re all over the political spectrum.
Plus, in theweeklyslap Schlatt is pretty accepting of people which doesn’t fit his extreme-right persona, so it’s honestly hard to tell what he leans exactly because he does a really good job at blending what he says, so you can never tell what his actual views are.
Plus, I believe Schlatt is kind of at a crossroads to where he can’t really say what his leaning is, because it’s either possibly lose a lot of the audience that he likes and attract a bunch of crazy people if he’s left wing, or possibly lose, not as much probably, said audience again without gaining anything if he’s apolitical. It’s not as bad as Dream where if he says anything outside of being a gay love-bot he gets dragged, but it’s still enough to make Schlatt lose his audience, and, if I remember correctly, he spoke to TommyInnit about wanting a family, so it’s possible he wants to at least be as comfortable as he can financially wise before ending streaming and the social media stuff to pick up a less spotlight-y job, like the whole landlord thing.

Also, I kinda agree on the Jawsh one? He honestly seems like the type to be that, but I kinda think it’s more of that he just really knows his history, he’s pretty much non-edgy and just goes off of facts which, not to sound like the Ben Shapiro, apparently upsets some people, which is why Jawsh is a bit controversial in Stan Culture.

 

[Poop Fartious]

Carson’s back again. He appeared at Mizkif’s house in a stream

 

[CallMeKiwi]

Reviving this thread to say that Carson appeared on Mizkif's stream. He dropped by Miz's house and said that he'll be returning to social media soon. (Clip)

Jawsh (who was streaming at the same time) saw the news, called it a "mood killer" (ironic), and ended his stream. (Clip)

Noah Hugbox also said that he was right about something he said regarding Carson (I don't know what he said, or what the deleted reply in the picture was).
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I'm not aware of responses from anyone else who was close to Carson at the moment. JSchlatt or ConnorEatsPants might say something since they're pretty close to Mizkif.

Honestly the one I'd peg the most as a secret /pol/ack is Jawsh

I'm pretty sure Jawsh is right-leaning, but if he's a full-blown /pol/ack, he's good at hiding it.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Reviving this thread to say that Carson appeared on Mizkif's stream. He dropped by Miz's house and said that he'll be back soon. (Clip)
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Jawsh (who was streaming at the same time) saw the news, called it a "mood killer" (ironic) and ended his stream. (Clip)
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Noah Hugbox also said that he was right about something he said regarding Carson (I don't know what he said, or what the deleted reply in the picture was).
(Tweet 1 | Archive) (Tweet 2 | Archive)
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I'm not aware of responses from anyone else who was close to Carson. JSchlatt or ConnorEatsPants might say something since they're pretty close to Mizkif.

I don't know about /pol/, I think he just likes American history. However, I wouldn't be surprised if he browses /v/.

He looks a bit fat lmao

 

[Chilson]

Noah Hugbox also said that he was right about something he said regarding Carson (I don't know what he said, or what the deleted reply in the picture was).
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I don't know what it is, but merely reading Noah Hugbox's tweets makes me want to deck him in the face. I just feel the smug Californian douche come out of everything he types.

 

[thinking about mr hands]

Reviving this thread to say that Carson appeared on Mizkif's stream. He dropped by Miz's house and said that he'll be returning to social media soon. (Clip)
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Jawsh (who was streaming at the same time) saw the news, called it a "mood killer" (ironic) and ended his stream. (Clip)
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Noah Hugbox also said that he was right about something he said regarding Carson (I don't know what he said, or what the deleted reply in the picture was).
(Tweet 1 | Archive) (Tweet 2 | Archive)
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I'm not aware of responses from anyone else who was close to Carson. JSchlatt or ConnorEatsPants might say something since they're pretty close to Mizkif.

I'm pretty sure Jawsh is right-leaning, but if he's a full-blown /pol/ack, he's good at hiding it.

According to Miz apparently, Schlatt reportedly "doesn't care" about Carson coming over. I don't have a clip, but this is according to twitter as well. It honestly doesn't say much about his thoughts on the situation, but it sounds like he's trying to avoid drama so I doubt he'll say anything. It's most likely ConnorEatsPants will because he's more involved with commentating on events in his friendgroup, and he was rather open about messaging Carson a few months ago to check in on him, so I'm sure he'll weigh in on events.

I feel really bad for Jawsh tho, man has been manipulated and cast aside despite being one of Carson's oldest friends and apparently there's been no attempt at any sort of apology to him based on his reaction. It's sad too, knowing how Carson fans will drag him for it and not care that the guy they worship put his "best friend" through all that.

Also, NoahHugbox, being an insufferable prick as usual. He had such a hard-on for ranting about how terrible Schlatt was and how his relationship with Carson was all for business and that Schlatt "didn't give a shit and wanted to save his hide" during the situation. He's probably happy that Miz said Schlatt doesn't care since it proves his theory....?...Somehow??? It honestly doesn't prove anything he said right and if Schlatt really only had a business relationship with Carson and only made the video to save his face, then he would immediately disavow him instead of apparently giving him a second chance or at least having a neutral opinion until things change. Nothing happened that deserves his little gloating, so I don't know what he's on about.

 

[Poop Fartious]

He looks a bit fat lmao

Well at least we know he stopped grooming

 

[Disappointed Kenny]

It's sad too, knowing how Carson fans will drag him for it and not care that the guy they worship put his "best friend" through all that.

I would definitely call that a mood killer for sure.

 

[Just Plane Wrong]

Here's the clip of Miz saying Schlatt doesn't care about Carson staying over. (Clip)

The most common responses to this I saw were stansplainers going "What? There's no way Schlatt didn't care!!!" and overall acting like Mizkif is a lying, disrespectful menace housing a trafficking ring.

Spoiler: Examples

Truly sad how being a mature adult who can both not respect what someone did and still manage to live your own life and not necessarily interact with said someone, especially if you have mutual friends, is a foreign concept these days.

 

[GooglePuppet]

Truly sad how being a mature adult who can both not respect what someone did and still manage to live your own life and not necessarily interact with said someone, especially if you have mutual friends, is a foreign concept these days.

Remember, these are teens; still true.

 

[Poop Fartious]

Jawsh should have a thread