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Man, if only there were some way to have copies of the show you really like on some sort of external media, that you could queue up and watch whenever the fuck you wanted, and not be dependent on a corporate network that doesn't give a rat's ass about your wants and needs.

But that's Tomorrowland shit, I tell ya. Straight out of fuckin' Jetsons.
 
Because they care about the quality of propaganda being shilled? Because TV as a whole has taken a massive downturn in quality? Hell, the best thing about TV in 2015 and 2016 were the Primaries and Presidential Election. Outside of that? There fucking nothing but reruns of old shows. Maybe The Flash. And...thats it. The rest is trash. No sci fi, no fantasy worth a shit that isn't pure Estrogen Brigade Bait(Supernatural is meh.), and the better TV shows like Futurama, Two Broke Girls and Last Man Standing get canceled.

And thats basically why Hulu and Netflix earn any money at all. The TV shows. Re Runs of programming from 1985 to 2008.
 
That implies most of these people actually -watch- cartoons beyond Steven Universe. Like, if they did, they'd know that Sonic Boom has been premiering on the re-run network for the best part of a year now; and so have episodes of some other shows, so it's hardly a new or shocking thing. The decay of boomerang is sad, especially given how much of TTG's hatred seems to be based entirely on it "replacing" the original. Maybe, just maybe, Boomerang could include older CN shows like Teen Titans in its catalogue had it not been completely bastardized years ago.

Anyway, all the salt towards Teen Titans Go is stupid. It's an inoffensive comedy show, and it's super popular with kids. Of course it's gonna oversaturate a network when CN's biggest competition, Nickelodeon, has similar schedule oversaturation for their most popular cartoon, SpongeBob - an inoffensive comedy show that's super popular with kids. And, well, Nick can survive off of SpongeBob licensing and merch money, so clearly it's a model that works. It's almost like companies, especially ones that have been struggling, like a proven money-maker.
Because they care about the quality of propaganda being shilled? Because TV as a whole has taken a massive downturn in quality? Hell, the best thing about TV in 2015 and 2016 were the Primaries and Presidential Election. Outside of that? There fucking nothing but reruns of old shows. Maybe The Flash. And...thats it. The rest is trash. No sci fi, no fantasy worth a shit that isn't pure Estrogen Brigade Bait(Supernatural is meh.), and the better TV shows like Futurama, Two Broke Girls and Last Man Standing get canceled.

And thats basically why Hulu and Netflix earn any money at all. The TV shows. Re Runs of programming from 1985 to 2008.
I'm pretty sure this year is the one I give up on watching the Flash, at least as it comes out. I'll wait and binge later on.
 
Why exactly are people bitching about CN again?

Aside from the fact that they're airing shit, my point stands.
They are simply bitching about a cartoon that manages to accomplish its primary goal: getting children to watch and enjoy the cartoon. Meanwhile, CN also accomplishes a goal in showing us the salty tears of adults who forgot the fact you can just watch this stuff online and download it.

Man, if only there were some way to have copies of the show you really like on some sort of external media, that you could queue up and watch whenever the fuck you wanted, and not be dependent on a corporate network that doesn't give a rat's ass about your wants and needs.

But that's Tomorrowland shit, I tell ya. Straight out of fuckin' Jetsons.
You mean websites and places that offer cartoons you can watch at any time? That's just a pipe dream and definitely not something that exist so they could use it to watch the cartoons they love. Nah, gotta use that internet time to bitch about a cartoon channel that is simply trying to go for its target demographic?
 
You mean websites and places that offer cartoons you can watch at any time? That's just a pipe dream and definitely not something that exist so they could use it to watch the cartoons they love. Nah, gotta use that internet time to bitch about a cartoon channel that is simply trying to go for its target demographic?
Or buy the cartoons on iTunes or Google Video or something.

Or on DVD.

Or record them yourself on a $5 Goodwill VCR.

Just do ANYTHING other than cry on the internet that a TV network isn't working according to your schedule.
 
To be honest, I didn't even realize Teen Titans Go was having a marathon because of how much it's aired & the fact that whenever anyone in the house does have the TV on CN, TTG happens to be airing. I just knew there was the whole "Night Begins to Shine" event going on with OK KO! and that was it.
 
To be honest, I didn't even realize Teen Titans Go was having a marathon because of how much it's aired & the fact that whenever anyone in the house does have the TV on CN, TTG happens to be airing. I just knew there was the whole "Night Begins to Shine" event going on with OK KO! and that was it.
Speaking of TTG, I'll never not find it hilarious that one of the writers (Ben Gruber) also co-created, of all things, Superjail!.
 
Apparently Teen Titans GO is awarded for an Emmy.

Seeing how Bill Nye's Sex Junk show and this having a chance to win awards are enough to make me feel excited to see the angry reactions. :popcorn:

Also sure what Cartoon Network done for the schedule is dumb but what do you expect when Teen Titans GO is literally the most popular show on their network and they have to take advantage of this by making profits out of it?

If anything if you're still hatewatching the show even today (even though any sane individual who dislikes the show would just stop watching it after a few episodes) ,congratulations you kinda also contribute to this problem.
 
I caught ten minutes of ttg in a waiting room today and I thought Raven really liking ponies WAS fucking funny.
 
So this morning between 6AM-7AM, CN decided to air the original Teen Titans series out of nowhere and after that you get your daily dose of Go. Checked around for reactions, most tumblr users are crying tears of joy that it's back. 4chan, of course, talks how shitty the show is years later and pointing out flaws.
/co/ is not a hivemind.
 
Speaking of TTG, I'll never not find it hilarious that one of the writers (Ben Gruber) also co-created, of all things, Superjail!.

Yeah, and Gravity Falls is a who's-who of Adult Swim and Wunder Showzen writers/creators/actors . Which, I finally saw while my nephews were over after dinner the other night and actually found it to be entertaining and not aggressively stupid. I have a feeling it has a terrible online fanbase though
 
I catch the barest glimpse of Rick and Morty fandom and the cringe is extreme. I watch Adult Swim and like it, but I'd never analyze and try to base life philosophy on a cartoon that's meant to shock and offend.
I'm all for /co/ favoring Xavier: Renegade Angel, if only because of the vindication I'm feeling for liking that show to begin with.
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Yeah, and Gravity Falls is a who's-who of Adult Swim and Wunder Showzen writers/creators/actors . Which, I finally saw while my nephews were over after dinner the other night and actually found it to be entertaining and not aggressively stupid. I have a feeling it has a terrible online fanbase though
I watch Gravity Falls when it's on (and Star vs The Forces of Evil), despite my age. They're really well written shows (GF does fall apart at the end though, because Hirsch wanted to leave Disney) and I like the art. You'd be right about the fanbase though, mostly shipper cancer and SJWs who get buttmad at Alex Hirsch's opinions.
 
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