Casting Call Storytime - 06/27/19

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Will Amber go on MSHPL?

  • Yes

    Votes: 50 20.7%

  • No

    Votes: 191 79.3%
  • Total voters
    241
  • Poll closed .
I bet they ghosted her because they found out about fake Rain And Petals Eavesdropping on a transperson.

ADHD said:
Here's what I don't get: Family by the Ton follows a fat family. Who else does Amber have to count as a family to take on the show with her? Or does the show just grab a bunch of fatties and create the narrative that they're related?
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She said they asked her if she had a fatass cousin or anything, but all she has is Beckylynn.
 
Maybe the folks at TLC watched a few more videos, became haydurz, and gave the show to the Slatons as a joke. Either way, it's pretty funny it turned out that way. What was it Amber said about Karma?
 
ADHD said:
Here's what I don't get: Family by the Ton follows a fat family. Who else does Amber have to count as a family to take on the show with her? Or does the show just grab a bunch of fatties and create the narrative that they're related?
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Maybe is as that...however maybe she would like to take Becky, Chantal Rafe and Hanna to make them look as "her family"
 
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ADHD said:
She says this now, but I guarantee her episode would have a clip of her deciding that she didn't need to follow his diet plan because "i kNoW wHaT wOrKs fOr mE".
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Right? Who the fuck does she think she's fooling? She would pull some Penny or Steve Asanti bullshit and then it'd be all woe is me, it just doesn't work for me. The moment Dr. Now put his foot down squarely on her neck (her real neck, not Becks) she'd nope the fuck out. I think she'd quit before he even had a chance to send her on her way himself.
 
When Necky refuses to go to Wommart and get snacks
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You'd think one of the qualifying questions they'd ask her right off the bat is if she had anyone else in her family that's a deathfat. And when she said no, she would no longer be a candidate. Not do an interview, ask for pictures, let time go by and then ask. Is Liarlynn up to her old typical antics?
 
It would be game over as soon as dr.now says 1200 calories. He would lay into becky as well because Becky has been conditioned to think AL needs mcdonalds or she will have dangerous withdrawls. Also becky would never move to Houston because AL cant make the drive over and over.

I cant remember what episode it was but one of the patients asked if it was safe to go down to 1200 and he said your body is being pushed to limit with the amount you eat so it would be a relief for the body if you ate less lol. That wouldnt work with her logic.
 
WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
You'd think one of the qualifying questions they'd ask her right off the bat is if she had anyone else in her family that's a deathfat. And when she said no, she would no longer be a candidate. Not do an interview, ask for pictures, let time go by and then ask. Is Liarlynn up to her old typical antics?
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I actually believe she was likely being considered for a MSHPL type show. I think they did their due diligence and realized that even if a screeching toddler would make for good television, she's not remotely interesting enough. She'd fail. There would be no redemption angle. She's a total bitch which could be interesting, but not if you're trying to draw in a new audience. She's a blatant liar so they wouldn't be able to trust anything about her background. I'm sure the casting crew thoroughly scoured her SM and realized really damn quick that she was a disaster waiting to happen.

This is why she will never get help. This is why she is going to die high atop Pillow Mountain with her Sherpa Beckster at her side.
 
Here is a beautiful picture of Mt. Poop Bun. You can see the lovely summit and I drew a blue line around the mountain so you can appreciate its true size and majesty. If you look closely, you can see little cockroach sherpas going up the summit. It is a dangerous journey because they never know when a dandruff avalanche will occur.

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WE MOVEEEEN TO TEXAS YALL

You better get out dem legs hunty, they gonna want a full body shot. Lets start now miss man.
 
If Amberlynn goes into MSPL that would be the end of the Necky era as we know it. Amberlynn would have to move to Houston herself (maybe she can actually get her mommy to live with her and get screen time too what a reunion that would be!) Amber doesn't have the will power or desire to lose weight so she'd definitely either be told by Dr. Now he cannot help her or she'll throw one of her bingemonster tantrums and quit herself.

Either way if she goes through with it I'm interested in seeing how this monster actually showers.
 
Gorlwiththedragontattoo said:
If Amberlynn goes into MSPL that would be the end of the Necky era as we know it.
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GOOD. The Necky era has been boring as fuck. It should have ended before they went on their vacation to Pride Cheesecake Factory last year.

xenomorph said:
WE MOVEEEEN TO TEXAS YALL

You better get out dem legs hunty, they gonna want a full body shot. Lets start now miss man.
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How do you think the shower scene will play out? You think they'll try to find an actual shower to film her in or will they give her a bath in Eric's kiddie pool?
 
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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
You'd think one of the qualifying questions they'd ask her right off the bat is if she had anyone else in her family that's a deathfat. And when she said no, she would no longer be a candidate. Not do an interview, ask for pictures, let time go by and then ask. Is Liarlynn up to her old typical antics?
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She says they were trying to produce a spin-off that focuses on individuals rather than families, but with the doctor from Family by the Ton. That project fell through, so they wondered if she could get some family on board for the FbtT show. I wouldn't be surprised if she did get on M600PL. I think the "personality" that they like in her is how shitty a person she is - it makes for great reality TV.
 
She's never gonna do any show. The shower scene isn't required, but there's no getting around bare laayyggs in the hospital. She would literally rather die than show her legs.
 
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