Lovequest CD for new sweetheart

[Jaimas]

He's chopped her up

A Sweetheart from the Ground Round, as it were.

 

[rocket]

Oh I get it. Together they are 3/4s of a woman. Fantastic

edit: wouldn't it be 175% of a woman, technically? the plot thickens

 

[XYZpdq]

Oh I get it. Together they are 3/4s of a woman. Fantastic

So like Woman Voltron minus a lion or two?

 

[Trombonista]

Another Christian and the Hedgehogs album? I hope the band hasn't split up!

Nah, this is obviously Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls.

Unless Cerah died of a coke overdose...

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

1. Number 29 - Britney Spears
2. Chaotic - Britney Spears
3. Joining a Fan Club - Puffy Ami Yumi
4. Let Me Be - Britney Spears
5. Holding Out for A Hero - Bonnie Tyler
6. The Most Beautiful Girl In The World - Charlie Rich
7. Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - B.J. Thomas
8. E-Mail My Heart - Britany Spears
9. Jump Start My Heart - Melanie
10. More Than a Feeling - Boston
11. Love So Pure - Puffy Ami Yumi
12. Vision Of Love - Mariah Carey
13. Sonic Boom - Pastichie
14. Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
15. Stronger - Kelly Clarkson
16. Bouncing Off the Ceiling (Upside-Down) - A-Teens
17. Centerfold - J. Geils Band
18. Take My Hand - Tara Strong
19. Aba Daba Honey Moon - Debbie Reynolds
20. Closer To Fine - Indogo Girls
21. Watashitachi Ni Naritadute - Fujitani Minako

Wow, that sure is an awesome mix. The songs flow so naturally into one and other that you would think the maker is a professional DJ.

Chalk up one more thing Fatty is terrible at.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I get it.

Chris' sweetheart is 100% woman. Chris is 50% woman.

3/4 woman.

EDIT: Rocket beat me to it.

 

[Ry-Guy]

I see Chris still has no taste in music, but in his defense, it probably is stuff a tom girl male lesbian vagina soul that looks like Sammy Hagar's balls would sing along to.

 

[Flufflehugs]

Three fourths of a woman... Could this mean his sweetheart is trans? As in, not 100% female?

 

[geodestro]

How appropriate that he included a song about two primates feeling gay all day.

 

[garbageraider]

Oh I get it. Together they are 3/4s of a woman. Fantastic

edit: wouldn't it be 175% of a woman, technically? the plot thickens

Bob Chandler, referring to Chris: "He's not very good at math".

 

[TaterBot]

A three quarter woman is a 75 cent woman, y'all.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Wait... isn't Chris gonna dump his heartsweet when he sees this?

 

[Shadow]

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Aw, we can't even see her face in Chris's beautiful artwork style?

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

Boston

Why? WHY?!

 

[impossibility]

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Surprised you censored the face of the sweetheart drawing. Given Chris' art skills I don't think anyone's going to be able to recognize her identity based on that.
Good work on not doxing her name, though.

Also, if I saw that playlist on its own, with no context, I would still immediately think it was from CWC. Such a good encapsulation of Chris-music.

 

[Flufflehugs]

Three Fourths Woman... meaning less than a whole woman. So between Chris and his Girlfriend they aren't even a whole woman?!?

Maybe the sweetheart is a male troll pretending to be transgender.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Three Fourths Woman... meaning less than a whole woman. So between Chris and his Girlfriend they aren't even a whole woman?!?

Proving once again that Chris doesn't know what "transgender" means.

 

[A Random]

Wait... isn't Chris gonna dump his heartsweet when he sees this?

Why would he? She would never have been the one to give anyone else such a thing! It must've been misplaced, lost, or worse!

Spoiler

None of the above.

 

[StallChaser]

He still depicts himself as thin, I see.

 

[klystron]

Does anyone else read "J. Geils" band as "J. Geis" band? Maybe cwcki forum making me crazy.