I hope the new sweetheart is a real person Chris met on his own and not another troll. Chris is always funnier when he's doing things unmotivated by trolling, and it makes the inevitable end of the "relationship" so much funnier. Trolls drag the relationship on far too long, longer than any real woman would. Real women Chris meets will only tolerate his nonsense for so long before they kick him out of their lives, leaving him to impotently rant and rave on Facebook.
But, alas, I'm pretty positive it's another troll.