Lovequest CD for new sweetheart

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

I'm gonna go with its a hooker that he pays 75$ for....3 units of 25...3 quarters

 

[Sonitistic]

I want to know more about his sweetheart. I've never been more curious about anything in my life.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm secretly hoping one day skyraider will release an essay (or book) about how he's retrieved all this shit when nothing else can be found anymore.

"How I Did It" by Sky. R. Aider.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Wow, that sure is an awesome mix. The songs flow so naturally into one and other that you would think the maker is a professional DJ.

Chalk up one more thing Fatty is terrible at.

I could not believe how much of his high school music was on that playlist. It's like he only has 20 songs on his iPhones.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I want to know more about his sweetheart. I've never been more curious about anything in my life.

curiosity killed the cat.

I mean you were curious when you looked at something Chris-related for the first time, right? And then you ended up on this board. And then you saw that thread about Chris's piercing. And then you died. All because you were curious. And your curiosity is even greater now. The reprisal will be correspondingly more devastating

 

[MysticMisty]

I could not believe how much of his high school music was on that playlist. It's like he only has 20 songs on his iPhones.

It's gotta be more then that. He has to have every song from My Little Pony on there, too. Actually I'm surprised he only put a single pony song on that CD.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I like how in all of these mix tapes he creates Chris doesn't even bother to try and pick out songs that the other person might like. It's all his crap and he just assumes that everyone else has the same musical tastes as a 13 year old girl from 2001.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

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The fact that you blurred the face is hilarious. 100% chance it looks exactly like Chris's / Megan's / Sailor Moon / every other face he's ever drawn.

 

[Datiko]

I thought it meant that 3/4 of the relationship is women. 1 Sweetheart + 1/2 female trannychris.

 

[Super Collie]

I thought it meant that 3/4 of the relationship is women. 1 Sweetheart + 1/2 female trannychris.

Where I come from that adds up to six-fourths, or one and a half. Chris can recite The Haunted Mask verbatim, but he can't add fractions worth a damn.

 

[Marvin]

I hope the new sweetheart is a real person Chris met on his own and not another troll. Chris is always funnier when he's doing things unmotivated by trolling, and it makes the inevitable end of the "relationship" so much funnier. Trolls drag the relationship on far too long, longer than any real woman would. Real women Chris meets will only tolerate his nonsense for so long before they kick him out of their lives, leaving him to impotently rant and rave on Facebook.

But, alas, I'm pretty positive it's another troll.

Absolutely incorrect. I've listened to hundreds of hours of Chris. He's boring as shit without structure. He's like Connor in skype chat.

 

[Xaiena]

Aww, you didn't leak his sweetheart's name? Ah, well. At least we know she's a redhead. Think Chris is back with Ivy?


...Naaaaah.

The first thing I thought was Ivy too, because his sweetheart's avatar resembles her. Even the top is the same...only purple instead of green, and straight hair instead of wavy.

 

[NegaCWC]

Aww, you didn't leak his sweetheart's name? Ah, well. At least we know she's a redhead. Think Chris is back with Ivy?

Anna maybe? Yeah wishful thinking probably, but it would be hilarious if true.

 

[Datiko]

Where I come from that adds up to six-fourths, or one and a half. Chris can recite The Haunted Mask verbatim, but he can't add fractions worth a damn.

I dunno whats confusing. Split a heterosexual relationship into four pieces. Two will be male, two will be female. Girl brings two female parts. Chris thinks of himself as woman at heart so he brings 1 male and 1 female. So that is 3/4 female 1/4 male. I actually thought it was remarkably clever for Chris.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

5. Holding Out for A Hero - Bonnie Tyler

Good to know those Coke Rewards came in use after all.

 

[CWCissey]

1. Number 29 - Britney Spears
2. Chaotic - Britney Spears
3. Joining a Fan Club - Puffy Ami Yumi
4. Let Me Be - Britney Spears
5. Holding Out for A Hero - Bonnie Tyler
6. The Most Beautiful Girl In The World - Charlie Rich
7. Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - B.J. Thomas
8. E-Mail My Heart - Britany Spears
9. Jump Start My Heart - Melanie
10. More Than a Feeling - Boston
11. Love So Pure - Puffy Ami Yumi
12. Vision Of Love - Mariah Carey
13. Sonic Boom - Pastichie
14. Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
15. Stronger - Kelly Clarkson
16. Bouncing Off the Ceiling (Upside-Down) - A-Teens
17. Centerfold - J. Geils Band
18. Take My Hand - Tara Strong
19. Aba Daba Honey Moon - Debbie Reynolds
20. Closer To Fine - Indogo Girls
21. Watashitachi Ni Naritadute - Fujitani Minako

Not nearly enough Smiths.

I am disappoint.

 

[Kitty Witless]

Not sure if Chris got carried away with the felt tips and had to go over it or he meant for half of his male side to be red anyway. Colouring is hard.

 

[UltraSonichu]

So predictably he drew himself uncharacteristically slim in the CD cover drawing - but he DOES appear to have drawn himself with pseudo-breasts.

Also, dem bending backwards legs...

 

[MayMay]

Was it really found in the trash?
If so, it'd seem this "girlfriend" is yet another lady who took pity on him while Chrissy jumped to "she must be in love with me!". Not the first time it's happened. Or the second.
Should have done the singing yourself, Chris. She'd love "so need a cute girl".~

 

[drtoboggan]

So predictably he drew himself uncharacteristically slim in the CD cover drawing - but he DOES appear to have drawn himself with pseudo-breasts.

Also, dem bending backwards legs...

Huh, just now noticed the bitch tits on him. I can also tell by the track list why this CD isn't in his sweetheart's collection.