Change of plans 3/15/19 - Goodbye 100 days of trying

[Twinkie]

How much do you gorls think Amberlynn paid Rape/Hannah to be her food fetchers while Becky was away?

 

[Dutch Courage]

For me, the real takeaway here is that except for a 3-pound fluctuation, she was at her highest weight ever a few days ago. In other words, during the now-aborted 100 Days, she was eating enough to remain above 560 pounds, which takes a load of fucking eating, boy...

Her new weekly calorie counting gimmick amuses me too. Ever one to game ungameable systems, she has figured out a way to eat 6000 calories in a day without any guilt: she gets 18,200 a week allowance (at 2600 calories a day, her proposed amount when 02B was counselling her). She can pig out like a lunatic today and pig out again tomorrow and still have calories left over to consume... Really clever, Amberlynn!

 

[ADHD]

For me, the real takeaway here is that except for a 3-pound fluctuation, she was at her highest weight ever a few days ago.

It's her highest admitted weight, but probably not her actual highest weight.

 

[THOTto]

I went on a little rant about her comparing herself to alcoholics the other night. Lo and behold, she addresses that today (forgetting, of course, that SHE is the one who's historically compared herself to alcoholics and drug addicts...)

Honeslty I think her brain isn’t getting enough oxygen and she’s getting stupider by the day. Before she would at least change certain things. Now it’s just straight up copying and addressing. What are you doing GORL?

 

[497]

When she said she binged was that when Becky was away? Did Rafe take her out for food? Or could of been take out..she mentioned mexican. Some people say having any processed foods though can trigger cravings and she'll have the urge to binge again. Like the thing with diet soda and drinks...the sweetners are said to trigger cravings. It's somethin AL needs to "research" like the optavia and weekly calories.

 

[ghosttown17]

Okay, there is NO way she has been 560 since what? November? You can tell she has gained from her face - there's no hope for her to change this on her own. She needs to be hospitalized and have her food intake monitored. It's the only way.

 

[Lunachu]

Is it me or does the "cat scratch" on her arm look kind of grey? If she's picking at it and reopening the wound like she says it should be bright red or dark red depending on if it's freshly opened or starting to heal, it just looks weird to me.

 

[FitBitch]

From one delusional hambeast to another:
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Sit yo ass down Chantal, you've been on Lexipro for three days. Come back when you've stuck to the advice of these nutritionists and therapists for a year.

 

[Guardsman42]

Honestly the reason she refers to stuff as binging is people keep saying she is, supporters and haters alike.

The moment people get it through their fucking heads she isn't binging, but is just eating her normal amounts, and in no way say binge about these amounts, she'll have to start owning up more. It's real hard to blame binging when every one and their mama refers to it as your normal routine Hamber.

I sort of want to see how it goes if she was ever locked in a room with the only media distraction being non stop film of planetary deathfats like herself dying. I dare you to spend 12 hours a day for a week watching other Planetary scale Deathfats die there Hamber. If that can't make you realize how fucked you are, nothing will.

 

[fat]

Her being a binge eater or not doesn't matter. All that matters is that she's a fat bitch who eats enough food to balloon herself up to immobility. Who gives a shit about the technical name of her fat bitch disease?

 

[8008135]

I sort of want to see how it goes if she was ever locked in a room with the only media distraction being non stop film of planetary deathfats like herself dying. I dare you to spend 12 hours a day for a week watching other Planetary scale Deathfats die there Hamber. If that can't make you realize how fucked you are, nothing will.

Doesn't matter, boo boo, because she's nothing like them ... like whaaaat? Amber is both too stupid and too narcissistic to see herself as anything other than a dainty flower who's super cute and perfectly healthy and not like those people because she's totally not a fellow human blob and oxygen thief. She's just big, a little bit. She simply can't make the connection between other deathfats and her own life.

 

[Barbarella]

Can Chantel be any more obnoxious? Giving smarmy advice to Amber like she has some solution? It just reeks from her giant pores that she so clearly believes that she’s better than Amber. They are both gross fats caught in a death spiral of their own making but Chantel has to be the better one.

Chantel can feel free to lord it over Amber after she loses 200 lbs, which will never happen.

These blobs go out of their way to ignore people who do have the answer. Wanna bet they both make fun of skinny girls? What do they know, they’ve eaten within their daily limits all their lives. They don’t listen to doctors, trainers, the advice of everybody with expertise. They somehow think they are so unique the laws of physics don’t apply to them, and only they can find the mysterious weight loss secret. Things like weekly calorie counting, making a check mark on a whiteboard, or asking friends not to offer a piece of pizza-that’s all it takes!

Delusional cow crossover.

 

[mekalekahi]

I wonder if Amber eats all that food by herself in the room or if becky sits on the bed and watches her do it. She ate all that food in 45 minutes and that's absolutely insane she must be just going to town without breathing.

 

[THOTto]

Her being a binge eater or not doesn't matter. All that matters is that she's a fat bitch who eats enough food to balloon herself up to immobility. Who gives a shit about the technical name of her fat bitch disease?

I’d say the people who suffer from it might. Eating disorders are pretty nasty and she’s becoming infamous, like with the PDP video. It’s going to lead people to equate her with BED. Hell even bulimics and anorexics who binge could fall under that. Anytime they fall prey to a binge they may experience disgust for ‘being anything like her’ or ‘being weak like her’ and it could negatively impact their own eating disorder.

And it’s not just her, it’s any of these obese land whales who eat 8000 calories every day and aren’t trying to improve at all. It’s just going to enable their delusions further, leading to an even worse public understanding of an already misunderstood disorder. When most people hear of it they think ‘fat fucks’ but majority of sufferers either are of normal or slightly overweight. But whenever a fat bitch who wants to do MOOKBANGS faces any criticism they fall back on BED. Plus it only gives Amber more excuses at this point.

People can think whatever they want, but since so many eating disorders are rooted in feelings of shame and failure, which these cows lack, it just rubs me the wrong way. I’m tired of seeing these morons use debilitating mental disorders as an excuse for their shitty behavior, and that extends to sjw shit and any other faggot who does it. And yes I’m a bleeding heart faggot who rambles about this too often, but it’s just my two cents. Anyway it’s even funnier knowing that she is 100% in control of her actions and can’t blame periods of uncontrollable eating.

TLDR- BED is a shit condition that ruins lives, it could potentially harm other ED sufferers, giving amber excuses is dumb, and it stigmatizes the actual disorder worse. Plus AL is a fat fuck in control of herself, and that’s funnier. It allows her to not take responsibility for her actions as well including the abuse of her girlfriend from ‘the binge monster’.

 

[pecansandies]

From one delusional hambeast to another:
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is Chantal fuckin serious? This isn't even a case of "blind leading the blind" because there is no analogy more fitting than Chantal giving our gorl weightloss advice lmao

Bitch is just in her feelings because ALR pulls in way more views for far less effort and can't stand being 2nd place in the "delusional hambeast" contest...I mean she did just double down by leaving that comment but gorl, no, bye

 

[Prince Lotor]

She actually said in this video that 'the fatter you are, the more food you can eat'. Sometimes the level her brain functions at makes me truly think she's retarded. . .well, that plus the way her bloated face makes it look like she ate her way to Down Syndrome.

Being fat doesn't change your stomach capacity, habitually eating way too much fucking food all at once faster than your stomach can break it down for entry into the small intestine causes your stomach to be stretchier. A 500 lb person still has a normal stomach volume when, if in Hamber's case, empty. It's just able to stretch out much farther if it is used to routinely having to accommodate large volumes in a short time. The stomach is a muscle that can stretch up to a half-gallon to a gallon in size in most people, although usually about ¼ gallon is capacity. 140 lb person can eat as much as a 500 lb person if their body is used to their stomach stretching, like for example competitive eaters. Yes they throw it up later but that's because they choose to not because hey have to, their stomachs have contained all that food and they could digest it eventually.

Of course DelusionaLynn has to frame it as 'It's not safe for me to eat less food until I weigh less, boo boo.'

 

[8008135]

All the top rated comments that were along the lines of "I dare you to lose 100/200/300 pounds" are gone, and some of those had over 1000 likes.

Fatty Fuckwit's totally not reading the comments, you guise.

 

[Bookish]

She's an idiot. She always says, 'I need food to survive!' and how that's what makes it different from alcoholism and drug abuse. Well, alcoholics need to stay hydrated. Choosing a Milwaukee's Best (beer) to stay hydrated, is the same thing as Amber choosing a family size bag of chips, Burger King, or those meals she loves that are almost the calorie count an average sized person eats in a day. The alcoholic could choose water or juice, and Amber could choose to eat smaller portions and foods that provide better nutrition than the crap she eats (and eats in huge portions). If she just wanted to feel full, a.) she doesn't have to go past full to gut busting and b.) she could eat larger portions of healthier foods. And why is it people at this size are obsessed with not eating enough, as if they're constantly on the verge of dying of starvation.

The crazy thing is, it only takes a few days for your stomach to start to shrink, and to feel full eating smaller amounts.

 

[WhatHappenedToOurSociety]

Is it me or does the "cat scratch" on her arm look kind of grey? If she's picking at it and reopening the wound like she says it should be bright red or dark red depending on if it's freshly opened or starting to heal, it just looks weird to me.

perhaps it's a bruise...from a fork left on her bed after her cheesy potatoes binge that she rolled over on in her sleep! ?

 

[Xenomorph]

AL is so fucking boring I can't even enjoy her fail anymore I mean my God she really sucks now. She does nothing at all. At least when she was scootypuffing around Wommart there was SOMETHING going on.