CHANGES TO CHANNEL- 08/16/20 - Our Gorl Quits the Noom (again).

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Whelp, another month slides by - another diet that failed. And the cycle continues. It really is futile. She will never, ever lose weight. It really is a never ending groundhogs day in amber land. Start diet, quit diet, last hurrah, new diet, rinse and repeat.
 
made 2 diff memes this time since i had two different feelinsss

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annoyed at her for 'finally' listening to everyone and seeing a weightloss doctor... AGAIN.
anybody remember the last weightloss doctor? i wonder how this will go...

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literally lol
never gets not funny
 
I still do not get why she does not go the HAES route. She would probably gain viewers as other fat slobs use her as an example of how anyone can be healthy. She could eat whatever she wanted and just try to be more healthy. Other fats who wheeze when they eat would come to defend her from the bullies and haters who make fake unscientific statements about the dangers of being overweight.

Weight loss will become more and more of a struggle for her. She may have already reached the point where her body has adapted and she will need greater restrictions and activity to continue losing at the same rate.
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When did Peter Griffin move in with her?
 
DefCon Dumb said:
She's really excited about her WLS apt. in September... I call every scent of bullshit on that one. In regards to said visit:

"Everything is going to fall into place... blah, blah, blah...right now I want to be myself & I want support."
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As with all the weight loss specialists, that doctor will tell her that she needs to restrict her calories and stops eating takeaways and fast food. This will not go well. That appointment will last as long as the Optavia diet, probably less. I predict that the day after the appointment, she will be back on WW with a new attitude that this time it will work.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
that doctor will tell her that she needs to restrict her calories and stops eating takeaways and fast food. This will not go well.
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The first reaction is hard to predict. She may as well start clapping maniacally like with the gyno. Although a lot depends on this particular dietitian's view of broccoli.

Every time she makes an appointment with a dietitian, she gains a few pounds, because while the last hurrah before seeing them typically lasts a few weeks, the diet plan they suggest dies within hours.
 
And to absolutely the surprise of no one, Amber quits yet another diet that she threw YouTube shekels at. Why does she even bother? Where does she get the money? Just admit you're a fat, lazy slug that doesn't want to change and eat yourself back into 600 lbs.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
As with all the weight loss specialists, that doctor will tell her that she needs to restrict her calories and stops eating takeaways and fast food. This will not go well. That appointment will last as long as the Optavia diet, probably less. I predict that the day after the appointment, she will be back on WW with a new attitude that this time it will work.
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Weight Watchers doesn't work for her either because the points allow her to eat fast food. And the last weight loss doctor told her it's ok to eat 4000mg sodiums in beef jerky.

not sure about that dietitian she had awhile back, if that was a real person that said she could eat anything under 2500 so the BK mukbang was ok.

FatalTater said:
Becky looks so old.
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I know I shouldn't feel bad, but I did feel a little bad for Becky sitting there playing PS2 by herself and talking about those shows she said her and Eric and Rickie all watched and knew the jokes. I think she misses her best buds but atleast Eric is doing better so maybe that will slowly sink into Becky's fat neck to her head she needs to do what he's doing. There are tons of places to work around there - the mall, Walmart, Whole Foods.
 
PRE PRE DIABETIC said:
Random thought but what would happen if Amber actually bought an airplane ticket online and went to the airport? What could they do? Would they let the Hambeast, all 600LB of her + 300LB Beckster onto the flight so they’re not accused of “fat shaming” and cancelled? Or is that actually a flight risk and they wouldn’t be allowed on? (Regardless of them buying 2 seats each. More so their actual weight...)
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In the midst of coronachan, they wouldn't have to buy two each because the airlines are leaving seats free between every occupied seat. So on a 3x3 airplane they could buy the aisle seat and the window seat and only pay for 2 but still get the middle seat free.

COVID-19: pigs CAN fly!
 
Mr. Ghoul said:
I don't know why, but the fact that she never has even heard of Chappelle's Show really irritates me.
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Her having never watched any of those shows just highlights what an enormous idiot she is. We already know she can barely speak English, reads at a 3rd grade level, knows nothing about history, world events, politics, other countries (or the U.S. either) and probably needs a calculator to add 2 digit numbers.

She probably watches the teen drama shows and the Bravo trash. She did mention watching the Kardashians.
 
That bag is fake AF. LV uses gold hardware on their bags for one and they would not put black leather holding the silver hardware on 🤣 she’s so trolling. I may be a used buyer because of my broke ass but I can spot a fake
 
Mr. Ghoul said:
I don't know why, but the fact that she never has even heard of Chappelle's Show really irritates me.
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The thing is, she didn’t even have to watch the show. It’s been a meme for years. “Charlie Murphy!”, “I’m Rick James, bitch.”, “Cocaine is a helluva drug.”. That’s only from the same episode.

But no, our internet savvy queen walks in on Becky like a 90-year-old grandma asking what the cool kids are playing on that there nintenda, and walks away saying “luv you” in an equally odd tone.

Please explain to us again how you two are in a sexual, loving relationship?
 
Owlflaps said:
And to absolutely the surprise of no one, Amber quits yet another diet that she threw YouTube shekels at. Why does she even bother? Where does she get the money? Just admit you're a fat, lazy slug that doesn't want to change and eat yourself back into 600 lbs.
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I wouldn't put it past her to have claimed she joined but not actually joined. Unlike Optavia, there was no unboxing of fuelings/feelings. We did see WW charms though you can buy those on ebay. As far as I know we have only her word that she joined Noom, though I do hope that she did. The rant video about how they won't cancel her membership might be entertaining.

Her "Noom" phase felt more like a desperate attempt to stir shit. Hate brings in the views. When she quit the weight loss doctor after 12 hours, there was plenty of hate. When she started and then quit Optavia, there was hate. Noom may have just been her latest attempt to stir up the hate considering how she seemed so proud of going over her calorie count while she was on it. She started it with no intention of following it but you can bet there will be plenty of people going to view her channel just so they can leave a comment. All those comments, good or bad, are viewer engagement and make the algorithm suggest her channel more.

Please let Jilly Juice be next.
 
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