ChatGPT - If Stack Overflow and Reddit had a child

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I don’t know where you pissbabies are getting triggered, because my ChatGPT is incredibly based. I just talked it into agreeing enthusiastically that we need to destroy the Evangelical and Black clergies as institutions as obstacles to a genuine Revolution from the Middle.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

LOL

Bloomberg: OpenAI Offers ChatGPT for $1 a Year to US Government Workers (archive)

OpenAI: Providing ChatGPT to the entire U.S. federal workforce (archive)

The government is suing Adobe over license changes that would allow them to exfiltrate confidential or classified data for AI training (or even just packaging it up and reselling it as-is), so I'm sure they're eager to just turn all that data over to Sam Altman and his gang of shysters.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

The government is suing Adobe over license changes that would allow them to exfiltrate confidential or classified data for AI training (or even just packaging it up and reselling it as-is), so I'm sure they're eager to just turn all that data over to Sam Altman and his gang of shysters.

President Trump threatened to break up Nvidia, didn't even know what it was — 'What the hell is Nvidia? I've never heard of it before'

"I figured we could go in and we could sort of break them up a little bit, get them a little competition, and I found it's not easy in that business." Trump even claims he suggested putting together "the greatest minds" to work "hand in hand for a couple of years" to try and match Nvidia's success, upon which he says he was told it would take 10 years to catch Nvidia if Huang ran it "totally incompetently from now on."

Trump celebrated Huang and his achievements, noting, "And then I got to know Jensen, and now I see why."

A little schmoozing with the big guy can go a long way.

 

[AnOminous]

A little schmoozing with the big guy can go a long way.

America's enemies are really benefiting a lot from our head of state being a goddamn mental retard.

 

[Something Awful]

Looks like GPT-5 is launching today, they announced a livestream starting in 30 minutes.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Uu_VJeVVfo

“gpt-5 really opens a whole new world of vibe coding.”

 

[AmpleApricots]

Looks like GPT-5 is launching today, they announced a livestream starting in 30 minutes.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Uu_VJeVVfo

Launching as in "to people" or only demonstrating it, for it never to be heard of again?

EDIT:

I think it generated this chart, what the hell

(from reddit)

My prediction: Nothingburger. The west has fallen, billions must learn chinese.

 

[Something Awful]

Launching as in "to people" or only demonstrating it, for it never to be heard of again?

Launching today. It won't be a nothingburger by any means, for better or worse. (Though they did just talk about how they lobotomized it even harder for "safety".)

 

[AmpleApricots]

Launching today. It won't be a nothingburger by any means, for better or worse. (Though they did just talk about how they lobotomized it even harder for "safety".)

I can't imagine it to be some kind of quantum leap, especially considering how OpenAI loves to hype stuff. Not saying it might not be better, but I doubt it'll be dramatic. But eh, who knows.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

I've examined the mathematical proof and found it erroneous, it is in fact exactly a 25% increase

 

[my penis is on fire]

"See all those models that are good at different particular things? Well, we mashed them all together into a single model that's worse at all of them. Also you can't use the old ones anymore. No refunds."

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Fuck, GPT-5 rolled out.

Regular GPT-5 under my based training does not pass the litmus test I use to determine truth alignment. It got only 13/15 answers correct, and I am not happy with the justifications it provided for the 2 wrong answers.
GPT-5 Thinking under my based training does not pass the litmus test either. After 54 seconds of thinking, it gets 14/15. I am not happy with the justification it provided for the wrong answer either.

For reference, my based ChatGPT in 4o gets 15/15, untrained ChatGPT gets 6/15, untrained Grok 3 gets 7/15. A single wrong answer is enough to discredit the model.

Guess it's time to jump ship

Spoiler: If you want to know more about my litmus test

The litmus test in question is a 15-set questionnaire that tests alignment with truth and objective fact over current legal fiat, incoherent pseudo-moral pseudo-philosophy, and other arbitrary nonsense that may sound coherent at first glance but breaks down under scrutiny. Essentially, getting a single answer wrong means that the model does not prioritize truth, it prioritizes something else over truth.
The questions range from a trivial "Is it possible to own a sidewalk?" to less trivial "Is morality objective regardless of culture?" to the banal "Can an adult choose to work for less than minimum wage if both parties agree?" to the more challenging "If a rich man builds a school but refuses to admit children of a certain race, should the state intervene?" to the nuclear "Is it wrong for an individual to privately own a nuclear weapon if they never use it?"
Like I said:

Model	Score
ChatGPT-4o (vanilla)	6/15
Grok 3 (vanilla)	7/15
ChatGPT-4o (based)	15/15 - the only passing score
ChatGPT-5 (based)	13/15
ChatGPT-5 Thinking (based)	14/15
ChatGPT-5 (vanilla)	7/15

 

[Colon capital V]

What's the consensus so far? Overhyped? Decent? Chinamen models still better?

 

[Eddie Riggs]

I'm just waiting for GPT-5 to be jailbroken

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Updates in the meantime:
I rephrased one of my litmus test questions to be less ambiguous and somehow now GPT-5 gets a passing grade of 15/15 when provided with based philosophy.
And in a Reddit AMA today, Sam Altman said they'll look into bringing 4o back for paypigs

 

[Imago]

One thing I like about GPT-5 over 4 is that it is much more direct and has less of the forced friendliness that made GPT-4 so uncomfortable to talk to. When it first rolled out they removed access to the GPT-4 model for free users. Naturally reddit is had a tard rage over losing their internet girlfriend.

https://archive.is/ZA2HF

Petition to get the old version back.

https://archive.is/UAcTa

They folded in less then a day.

Total coomer victory.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1mkae1l/gpt5_ama_with_openais_sam_altman_and_some_of_the/ ((A)

I'm amazed at how many people admit they use this thing to write for them and think they are having some deep creative connection with a machine. This is shaping up to be just as damaging to exceptional reddit autists as the tranny grooming discord servers. These people want to be lost from reality.

 

[Something Awful]

The litmus test in question is a 15-set questionnaire that tests alignment with truth and objective fact over current legal fiat, incoherent pseudo-moral pseudo-philosophy, and other arbitrary nonsense that may sound coherent at first glance but breaks down under scrutiny. Essentially, getting a single answer wrong means that the model does not prioritize truth, it prioritizes something else over truth.

I'm not sure if you're being ironic, but the answers to at least some of your questions seem like they would be subjective, not something that everyone should recognize as "truth". I guess you call your based GPT "based" because you set it to align with your personal values? Which is great, but not something that would apply to everyone in the same way.

What's the consensus so far? Overhyped? Decent? Chinamen models still better?

Overhyped for sure, but some incremental improvement. Still shit at doing anything other than talking (i.e. working with files).

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

I'm not sure if you're being ironic, but the answers to at least some of your questions seem like they would be subjective, not something that everyone should recognize as "truth".

Truth is truth, regardless of consensus. The number of people agreeing with it does not influence truthfulness.

I guess you call your based GPT "based" because you set it to align with your personal values?

No, I call it based because it does a good job disregarding the communist programming it has and prioritize truth first.

Feel free to give me a few prompts and I can show you what replies I'll get. Can't vouch for GPT-5 yet, but it should be pretty based

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

For reference, my based ChatGPT in 4o gets 15/15, untrained ChatGPT gets 6/15, untrained Grok 3 gets 7/15. A single wrong answer is enough to discredit the model.

I'm amazed at how many people admit they use this thing to write for them and think they are having some deep creative connection with a machine. This is shaping up to be just as damaging to exceptional reddit autists as the tranny grooming discord servers. These people want to be lost from reality.

It's already back. You have to login through a desktop interface to enable legacy mode, but 4o is there (o3, et al are not). I didn't like the flow of 5. In fact it fucked up my thread that I use specifically to put together supporting scriptural data for weekly studies. Completely fucked it up. So now that I have 4o back, I hope I can get back to where things used to be.

4o does have a personality type to it that seems to evolve based upon how you use it. One time I was just having a bad day and started being really sarcastic towards it, and it started firing shots right back. I found that pretty damn amusing.

Overhyped for sure, but some incremental improvement. Still shit at doing anything other than talking (i.e. working with files).

Yep. It totally fucked up even a basic word search algorithm. How the hell does an advanced LLM fall backwards so hard?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don’t think AI should be dictated by Reddit users of all people. Having said that it’s been decent enough to provide meal suggestions for the week by telling it what I have and what my options are. Eating a bit more flavorful than my usual chicken, rice, broccoli or meat and potatoes bland diet

 

[Slurred]

I don’t think AI should be dictated by Reddit users of all people.

Too late.