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- Mar 1, 2020
Disgraced, drug-dealing, former real-life super hero Phoenix Jones comes out of retirement to helppolicepatrolstroll innocently about CHAZ.
His formerlarpersballwasherscomrades in the Rain City Superhero movement don't appear too psyched about it.
Digging this subplot.
Phoenix Jones always gave me a chuckle. Like, Superheroes? In Seattle? Really? What the fuck are you gonna save people from? Terrible, overpriced Starbucks lattes? Stabbing their foot with a discarded heroin needle? Being chased by aggressive panhandlers mumbling drug-addled invective at them?
Try Detroit or somewhere actually dangerous if you're gonna play vigilante, I say.