CHAZ/CHOP: Autonomous No Cop Zone and Commune Declared In Seattle - Render unto Warlord Raz what is owed to Warlord Raz

[ToddleDoddle]

Welp. We got a serial killer on our hands boys. And one that apparently got so tired and exhausted of SPD's absolute state he decided to go tell some kids where the bodies are so they can finally notice he's doing something.

Imagine trying to murder people for clout but the cops are so incompetent they can't find the bodies despite being on a very public location. Fuck me sideways Seattle is on a whole new level of fucking weird.

From what I am reading, the app they used gives random coordinates so they weren't told by anyone to go to that spot.

 

[neverendingmidi]

From what I am reading, the app they used gives random coordinates so they weren't told by anyone to go to that spot.

That makes no sense if it's a geocaching app. The whole point is that each point has something to find, and you leave something in return. It may assign the points randomly to users, and they don't know who set it up, but they are input by somebody.

Hell, Pokemon Go set up their gyms using what users had inputed as important areas using another app. Which was why a lot of people's homes, cemeteries, etc. were there initially.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

That makes no sense if it's a geocaching app. The whole point is that each point has something to find, and you leave something in return. It may assign the points randomly to users, and they don't know who set it up, but they are input by somebody.

Hell, Pokemon Go set up their gyms using what users had inputed as important areas using another app. Which was why a lot of people's homes, cemeteries, etc. were there initially.

"Wander into wonder with Randonautica, the official app of the Randonauts. Randonautica takes you on a journey of true randomness. The adventure is yours to have and the legend will be yours to tell. Welcome, future Randonauts!

This app provides you with totally random coordinates within a set radius. You can then choose if you’d like to adventure to the point. It’s been said by the Randonaut community that breaking out of what’s called your “probability-tunnel” can bring about meaningful experiences and provide great fun while journeying into the world around you.

The app uses both pseudo and quantum entropy sources for randomization which provides a set of coordinates that can be opened in a map to navigate to or the user can digitally explore the coordinates."

 

[AnOminous]

lmao just put up a wifi jammer, they'll leave the instant they realize they can't Tweet epic burns at orange man.

Or just EMP all their electronic devices.

 

[northstar747]

lmao just put up a wifi jammer, they'll leave the instant they realize they can't Tweet epic burns at orange man.

This is genius

I remember an old TV show called Babylon 5. Where some alien was basically tortured by jack the ripper as a test. The point being at the end as jack explained it was " its easy to be a martyr with the crowd watching, but willing to die alone in the dark unknown? thats harder"

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Welp. We got a serial killer on our hands boys. And one that apparently got so tired and exhausted of SPD's absolute state he decided to go tell some kids where the bodies are so they can finally notice he's doing something.

Imagine trying to murder people for clout but the cops are so incompetent they can't find the bodies despite being on a very public location. Fuck me sideways Seattle is on a whole new level of fucking weird.

This is like a sick, IRL episode of CSI. Holy crap, I hope CHAZ is proud of the fact they're letting people die. Black Lives Matter? Only if they're wrongfully resisting arrest.

 

[Slimy Time]

Don't know if anyone posted this.

Seattle will move to dismantle 'Chaz' occupied protest zone, mayor says | Seattle | The Guardian

Jenny Durkan says police will return to precinct where hundreds have gathered daily

amp.theguardian.com

Seattle’s mayor announced plans to wind down the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, or Chaz, an occupied protest zone.

Seattle will move to dismantle ‘Chaz’ occupied protest zone, mayor says
Jenny Durkan says police will return to precinct where hundreds have gathered daily

Hallie Golden in Seattle
Tue 23 Jun 2020 03.11 BST
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Seattle officials announced on Monday that they would begin to dismantle the six blocks of occupied streets known as the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, or “Chaz”, following two shootings at the site in 48 hours.

Seattle's activist-occupied zone is just the latest in a long history of movements and protests
“It’s time for people to go home. It is time for us to restore Cal Anderson and Capitol Hill so it can be a vibrant part of the community,” said the Seattle mayor, Jenny Durkan, during a press conference. “We can still accommodate people who want to protest peacefully, come there and gather. But the impacts on the businesses and residents and community are now too much.”

Durkan said Seattle police would be returning to the east precinct, the site they abandoned after a series of dangerous clashes between protesters and law enforcement.

She said they’ll do so “peacefully” and “in the near future” but did not offer an exact timeline.

The decision comes about two weeks after a section of the Seattle neighborhood of Capitol Hill was occupied by protesters as a self-proclaimed police-free zone. The area is also known as the Capitol Hill Organized Protest (Chop).

Hundreds of protesters have faithfully gathered there each day and night, filling the area with free food and community gardens, and holding speeches and teach-ins.

Inside Chaz, Seattle's police-free zone: 'We're proving the world can change' – video
Although it had been largely peaceful, that changed over the weekend, when two separate shootings took place. A 19-year-old man was killed and two others were injured, one critically.

Officers responding to the shooting have said they “were met by a violent crowd that prevented officers’ safe access to the victims”, according to a police blog. Investigations of the shootings are still ongoing.

During the press conference Monday, the Seattle police chief, Carmen Best, said that while there had been countless people protesting peacefully, there had also been “shootings, a rape, assaults, burglary, arson, and property destruction”.

“This isn’t a debate about first amendment rights, this is about life or death,” she added.

When asked what officials will do if people don’t voluntarily leave the area, Durkan said they planned to use a range of techniques, including working with black-led organizations to communicate with the people in the zone and offering outreach to those there who are homeless.

“I think we’ve seen across the country and Seattle, it would not be an effective strategy to simply send police in to try to clear the area,” she said.

The decision to send police back into the precinct was a major disappointment for some in the community who wanted the site repurposed.

Kshama Sawant, a Socialist city councilwoman, has pushed for the precinct to be “turned over permanently into community control”. She recently announced on Twitter that she would be introducing legislation to convert the east precinct into a community center for restorative justice.

So she's decided enough is enough, but instead of storming the castle, she wants to "communicate" with the protestors.

 

[Puff]

I do wonder what got her out of her hidey-hole. It couldn't have just been the shootings, that was obviously the future of that mess since day 1. Did somebody from CHAZ poop on her porch or something?

Looking at the news this morning, it's probably to clear the news cycle to cover the one at the White House

 

[neverendingmidi]

Don't know if anyone posted this.

Seattle will move to dismantle 'Chaz' occupied protest zone, mayor says | Seattle | The Guardian

Jenny Durkan says police will return to precinct where hundreds have gathered daily

amp.theguardian.com

So she's decided enough is enough, but instead of storming the castle, she wants to "communicate" with the protestors.

And nobody will pay attention to her. Best case scenario is she shows up to talk to them personally and takes a rock to the head. Being hospitalized might make her want to actually do something, though it's a long shot. More than likely she'd just back down again.

 

[Slimy Time]

And nobody will pay attention to her. Best case scenario is she shows up to talk to them personally and takes a rock to the head. Being hospitalized might make her want to actually do something, though it's a long shot. More than likely she'd just back down again.

Also "did not offer a timeline"... So it could be a month before this bitch decides to lift her finger and try to do something.

 

[neverendingmidi]

There's been comments of locals going and staying at motels so they don't have to fight their way home through CHAZ... I wonder if any of those empty apartments have been "liberated" by the CHAZites. I'm going to laugh my ass off if people come back to find everything they owned stolen and the wiring ripped from the walls by the homeless for cash.

 

[Niggaplease]

https://youtu.be/ezsYp-_-ACo

we live in clown world

 

[Balr0g]

This bitch is still treating this like a political campaign and the inhabitants of CHAZ as potential voters. At the same time she's making a very half-assed appeal to the ordinary, functioning citizens of Seattle by acting like maybe it's time to think about doing something, like send a strongly worded memo. This is her response to people getting shot and killed in a lawless no-go zone that's been established in her city.

In earlier eras, leaders this corrupt and incompetent would probably end up in prison or executed for treason, not just out of a job.

The damndest part of it is that Seattle voters will probably either reelect her or vote in some batshit activist who'll be even worse. When that happens, I can definitively say that Seattle completely deserves to turn into the burning pile of trash it's already degrading into.

Here is hoping that the sane People leave this hellhole for other cities (that would hurt the most when revenues dry up due to the insane Leadership). And hopefully they become disillusioned with the current Democratic Party they either vote Third Party or Republican

 

[Garm]

The speds are rebarricading, apparently.

https://mobile.twitter.com/chaseburnsy/status/1275294924791922688?s=19

Looks like this is only gonna end when the Guard are called in.

Their response to an announcement of "peaceful" talks is to throw up more barricades? This is going to devolve into a fucking shit show when they have to lay siege to a place that was given time to fortify.

This is going to be building by building clearing like something out of Iraq.

Don't know if anyone posted this.

Seattle will move to dismantle 'Chaz' occupied protest zone, mayor says | Seattle | The Guardian

Jenny Durkan says police will return to precinct where hundreds have gathered daily

amp.theguardian.com

So she's decided enough is enough, but instead of storming the castle, she wants to "communicate" with the protestors.

Sending in riot cops would make her no better than Trump, and she can't have that. So giving them an option to leave so she can save face is her only choice. She might have a career after this if they leave peacefully. Might.

Cops go in swinging and every person on the city council gets blown out next election.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Did he say "I'm proud of this war wound," or.was he just pointing the camera at his ouchie? He didn't seem overly impressed with it, just upset.

And I would not claim, for my part, that I'd have something more illuminating to say than "Oh fuck unassing the area."

It looked pretty painful too. Not the worst injury ever, but still took a good chunk of skin.

If this is the end of CHAZ, it's been fun. Thanks to everybody providing summeries and archives. It was appreciated.

 

[neverendingmidi]

"Wander into wonder with Randonautica, the official app of the Randonauts. Randonautica takes you on a journey of true randomness. The adventure is yours to have and the legend will be yours to tell. Welcome, future Randonauts!

This app provides you with totally random coordinates within a set radius. You can then choose if you’d like to adventure to the point. It’s been said by the Randonaut community that breaking out of what’s called your “probability-tunnel” can bring about meaningful experiences and provide great fun while journeying into the world around you.

The app uses both pseudo and quantum entropy sources for randomization which provides a set of coordinates that can be opened in a map to navigate to or the user can digitally explore the coordinates."

That's weird, because the idiots who found the bag were babbling saying "hey, maybe it led us to money!" If it's totally random, then they shouldn't have expected to find anything.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

That's weird, because the idiots who found the bag were babbling saying "hey, maybe it led us to money!" If it's totally random, then they shouldn't have expected to find anything.

If enough people are using it, odds are eventually someone is gonna find something by coincidence. I imagine most people using it do it because of the small chance that maybe random chance will lead them to something interesting.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Their response to an announcement of "peaceful" talks is to throw up more barricades? This is going to devolve into a fucking shit show when they have to lay siege to a place that was given time to fortify.

This is going to be building by building clearing like something out of Iraq.

I have a sneaking feeling the Soyviet Union is going to clear out a lot faster and easier than Iraq once they're met with real force, no matter how many plywood barricades they throw up. Look at how well the attempts to set up AZpergers zones in Portland, SC, and DC have fared when they were met with the slightest actual pushback.

These are not soldiers. They're anti-soldiers, if anything. Instead of having more discipline, physical fitness, and other soldierly qualities than the general population, they have less.

 

[Noodlesnoodlesnoodles]

So they wait until the infestation is bedded in, see that they're basically dealing with rabid toddlers, and still thinks these baboons will engage in peaceful talks?

Even if someone did engage her, the others would call them a collaborating traitor. Or just throw rocks whilst screaming incoherently. Whichever.

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

A schizophrenic hijacked the #CHOPComms hashtag and is spouting nonsense, lol.

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Oh my god. It's the messiah Terry Crews himself. He is reborn! He came back on the third day as foretold by the scrolls! Now we only need him to prove his identity by proclaiming the sacred chant: Glow in the dark CIA Niggers.

The plants will be taken to a farm upstate where they can grow freely and play with other plants.

Brings a tear to my eye. #PlantLivesMatter

This is his twitter btw

https://twitter.com/papainnocentxiv?lang=en

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he makes interesting doodles.
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This is his latest tweet at CHAZ, posted 22 minutes ago:
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Alright we need a thread. I mean we've already hit the "gratuituous pharingeal inspection" barrier this is peak horrorcow.

WOW!!! https://twitter.com/PapaInnocentXIV/status/1274788124414091265/photo/1

I was wrong! There is no peak! I can't fucking breathe. Also we need a "risitas" emoticon. This is solid proof of it.

This is actually a little disappointing. Between the entertainment value of watching these idiots fail at being autonomous and them causing more harm than good for their cause, it's actually a bit of a shame to see the zone brought to an end.

At least we were able to have some laughs along the way.

Condolences for the innocents that were harmed as a result of this madness.

The lolcows were the frens we made along the way.

It still isn't over, fren. The grand finale is coming. Like several have shown above, these people aren't going to leave so easily.

lmao just put up a wifi jammer, they'll leave the instant they realize they can't Tweet epic burns at orange man.

I can already see it. A nigga in a pink tutu with his face plastered blue totting an AR15 with the mag inserted backwards screaming: "THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIFES. BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR HUGBOOOOOOOOX!!!!!!"

"Wander into wonder with Randonautica, the official app of the Randonauts. Randonautica takes you on a journey of true randomness. The adventure is yours to have and the legend will be yours to tell. Welcome, future Randonauts!

This app provides you with totally random coordinates within a set radius. You can then choose if you’d like to adventure to the point. It’s been said by the Randonaut community that breaking out of what’s called your “probability-tunnel” can bring about meaningful experiences and provide great fun while journeying into the world around you.

The app uses both pseudo and quantum entropy sources for randomization which provides a set of coordinates that can be opened in a map to navigate to or the user can digitally explore the coordinates."

Alright so aside from the wordsalad that has to be the easiest way to wind up in a toxic dump anyone's ever designed. And we thought pokemon go was bad. Jesus, that is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Their response to an announcement of "peaceful" talks is to throw up more barricades? This is going to devolve into a fucking shit show when they have to lay siege to a place that was given time to fortify.

This is going to be building by building clearing like something out of Iraq.



Sending in riot cops would make her no better than Trump, and she can't have that. So giving them an option to leave so she can save face is her only choice. She might have a career after this if they leave peacefully. Might.

Cops go in swinging and every person on the city council gets blown out next election.

If they were competent you'd be right. But they used cardboard and plywood, and piled EVERYTHING into the outer barricade without even building a second layer, their only other defendes being their shitty cloth tents. So don't worry, they're fucked.

You know. Making chokepoints out of rubble really ain't that hard. These guys really suck at everything.