CHAZ/CHOP: Autonomous No Cop Zone and Commune Declared In Seattle - Render unto Warlord Raz what is owed to Warlord Raz

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Remember how we started this year off amazed that Mike Bloomberg for President meatballs were probably the most insane thing we’d see all year?
This year just keeps getting more and more retarded with each passing moment. It's not even half way over yet. and we've had an oil crisis, a pandemic, nationwide riots that have spilled over to other nations, escalating tensions between China and basically everyone else, and now an anarchist commune setting up shop in a major US city. What's the next half going to look like?
 
Where's Louis Theroux when you need him?

Edit: Scratch that. Where's Regg when you need him?

I want Theroux

Im surprised VICE didn't show up yet. This is exactly what their edgy liberal magazine needs.
Right?! I don't imagine they would cover it in any intentionally entertaining way (except to give other LARPers something to jack off to)
But damn I'm sure it would be funny.
This has the potential for amazing insanity. I'm still going to be eating popcorn and wacking off from the birds eye view of their failures but it would be just so much more zesty to see it on the street level.
This belongs in the George Floyd thread my dude
 
These same 'people' (since r*dditors can only be considered human in the most abstract sense) were probably rooting for the riots that burned down low-income neighborhoods in other parts of the country. It's crazy how much two weeks and an unruly troon militia can change someone's mind.

"R*dditors"

Self censored? Fucking redditor spotted!
 
Not sure if already posted, but Warlord Raz's stream: https://www.facebook.com/razsimone/videos/4198605626823778/
He's being quizzed by some people who are nervous about a quasi-police force walking around.

Claims he had guns out because someone on the police scanner said 30 armed white supremacists were coming over the hill. But nothing happened. Says someone infiltrated the police band to mess with people listening on the scanners.

"I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but people be conspiring. And that's not a theory."​

Re-assuring a white guy who's still nervous:

"You're pale pink now, you're not white any more bro."​

I guess you can change your race now to defeat whiteness, or some shit.

"race is an illusion, we're all one human race"​

Stick to your guns, Raz.
 
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