CHAZ/CHOP: Autonomous No Cop Zone and Commune Declared In Seattle - Render unto Warlord Raz what is owed to Warlord Raz

[GethN7]

The best quote of this whole article is the mayor talking about her house being vandalized with spray paint:

"I’m really trying to process this,” she told The Olympian over the phone Saturday. “It’s like domestic terrorism. It’s unfair."

I guess she thought her hand made BLM sign in the window and the rainbow flag hanging on her porch was enough to keep them from damaging her stuff. Honestly, this is what the protesters should do. Destroy the homes of the elected officials -- not random buildings in your neighborhood.

Well, if you want to get the attention of the people who are in power, that would be logical.

And I loved how all the people in power are recoiling in horror they aren't immune just because they are carrying the rioter's water.

 

[By Yaniv's Beard]

I like this. It's nice that at least some of these people can and are talking.

There's always one missed opportunity though. The poster says that people were troubled by the sight of the guns. Frankly (and this is what I try to do with my reasonable friends that disagree with me about firearms) they should have had one of the guys show the skeptics his gun. Teach them about it, let them see it up close and in a safe environment, and generally work to demystify these so-called death machines.

Dude...these are probably the second or third to last people I'd be ok with being able to touch a gun around me.
It would probably end up like this:

But with me jumping over their dead plants and using them as a crop-shield to cover my dick.

 

[derpherp2]

Incredible. WAY past time for this joke to be ended, by any means necessary.

Not a parody! All white people required to give $10 to one black person in CHAZ; listen to the order

Video footage from CHAZ shows white Chazistanis being ordered to give $10 to black people and prepare to give up "power and land and capital" as well.

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Not a parody! All white people required to give $10 to one black person in CHAZ; listen to the order
June 14, 2020 | Vivek Saxena | Print Article


Unlike the people of the United States, a noble nation rooted in liberty and justice for all, the Chazistanis of the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone appear to be a very bigoted people who believe in what sounds a whole lot like racial superiority.

As evidence, consider a video recorded inside CHAZ on Saturday showing some sort of tribal leader “of color” ordering white Chazistanis to fork over $10 to black people.
Watch:

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Note how only one person cheers, namely the black guy. The white onlookers remain mostly quiet.
“I want you to find, by the time you leave this autonomous zone, I want you to give $10 to one African American person from this autonomous zone,” the tribal leader says.
“And if you find that’s difficult, if you find this hard to give $10 to people of color, to black people especially, you have to think really critically about in the future are you going to actually give up power and land and capital when you have it?”
Apparently, CHAZ is rooted in the belief that white people are inferior to all other races, “especially black people,” and must, therefore, pay taxes to them.

“If you have a hard time giving up $10, you have to think about are you really down with this struggle, are you really down with the movement, because if that is a challenge for you, then I’m unsure if you’re in the right place,” the tribal leader continues.
The tribal leader concludes his diatribe by warning white Chazistanis that he sees them, because while the people of CHAZ clearly have no morals, they do have eyes.
“White people, I see you. I see every single one of you and I remember your faces. You find that African American person, and you give them $10,” he says.
This revelation concerning CHAZ’s values (or the lack thereof) comes amid a plethora of other revelations showing that the nation of CHAZ is mighty full of it.
After all, CHAZ is supposed to be a liberal utopia devoid of police, borders, racism, discrimination and all the other stuff that allegedly makes America bad.

Yet as the video above demonstrated, CHAZ is a place brimming with racism:

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Instead of being a unique utopia, it seems that in some ways CHAZ is like a twin sister of the United States — a meaner, nastier and more vicious twin sister, that is.
For instance, whereas U.S. police sometimes commit police brutality against criminal suspects, Chazistanis enjoy committing police brutality against Christian preachers:

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Whereas the U.S. relies on trained professionals to maintain safety and security, CHAZ prefers bowing to the authority of a literal warlord:

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Whereas the U.S. collects taxes from all working Americans, the Chazistanis are reportedly using extortion to collect money from only certain businesses.

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If anything, it seems like the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone isn’t a utopia but rather a den of pure, abject hypocrisy.

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It would be funny if it weren’t so utterly stupid and typical of harebrained left-wing activists.

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Well, at least Raz didn't say "all races are equal, it's just that black people are more equal."

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I can't wait until Yaniv shows up at the Vancouver version of the CHAZ. No age of consent laws there!

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

I like this. It's nice that at least some of these people can and are talking.

There's always one missed opportunity though. The poster says that people were troubled by the sight of the guns. Frankly (and this is what I try to do with my reasonable friends that disagree with me about firearms) they should have had one of the guys show the skeptics his gun. Teach them about it, let them see it up close and in a safe environment, and generally work to demystify these so-called death machines.

To be fair regardless of what your opinion/knowledge on guns is, having a bunch of armed hyped up wannabe revolutionaries walking around you is probably scary as hell.

 

[GethN7]

Well, at least Raz didn't say "all races are equal, it's just that black people are more equal."

I swear Raz must be secretly trying to destroy the entire thing as the ultimate stealth troll.

 

[bonny]

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Olympia is going to become Seattle 2.0.

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The Olympia City Council and Olympia PD are just letting these people do whatever they want. Just like Seattle...

Oly has been Little Seattle for a while, they have a big homeless problem making the once popular downtown difficult to patronize without getting mugged when things start to get dark and it has been a point of contention for years now.

I'm honestly surprised something hasn't popped off there until now given that the leadership of the city and apparently a majority of the voting populace can't bring themselves to be that asshole who says "no", as the brilliant solution to feral homeless people is to try to relocate the homeless to the working class suburbs 15 minutes or so east by buying up land in the area for that purpose.

 

[Faket0Fake]

Olympia is going to become Seattle 2.0.

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The Olympia City Council and Olympia PD are just letting these people do whatever they want. Just like Seattle...

Olympia seems like it's always been a hippie shithole so the city council is probably full of hippies and riot grrrls

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

I think the outside world should refer to them as CHIA pets.
Capitol Hill Idiot Assembly and all they're going to be able to grow due to incompetence are chia pet plants.

No, no. That is offensive. Nowadays we'd use something like Capital Hill Assembly for Special(needs) Minds. Or CHASM. Quite fitting as a great CHASM is all that will be left of seattle after they're done. And also a chasm is how a graphic containing both their bell curve and the one regular kids are placed on looks like.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

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the archived page from the "They stole muh laptops boohoo" thread.

 

[Nef Anyo]

This is beautiful. Trump is definitely going to just let this shitshow continue because wow, this is some of the best "this is what happens when the Democrats let their crazy supporters" take over advertising ever.

As much as I loathe Trump, one has to admit that this is top shelf campaign ammunition against any Democrats.

 

[X Prime]

Regarding the CHAZ court or whatever, it's hard to know what is real and what is satire.

Imgur has this:

Another one with nine edits:

I do not know what to believe anymore. I think the second one is fake.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

Olympia seems like it's always been a hippie shithole so the city council is probably full of hippies and riot grrrls

This is the Olympia City Council:

http://olympiawa.gov/city-government/city-council-and-mayor.aspx

It consists of 5 women and 2 men. They're all self-hating, middle class white liberals, which reflects the majority of Olympia's population. 3 of those councilmembers are boomers. The mayor is a quintessential Karen.

 

[bonny]

I like the girl who strokes the 2 cans of coke while the guy is having a mental breakdown.

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

But I thought they wanted to establish a cashless society that shares the wealth.

As they say, it's easy to abolish private property, so long as it isn't YOUR private property.

Antifa manifesto
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I need to see it. A 400 page mental breakdown. "Will abolish all western philosophy and the cannon", I NEED TO READ THIS GOLDEN MANUSCRIPT. I need it framed. I need to hang it on the wall with a plaque proudly proclaiming "hoes mad."

Mao was a great revolutionary but he almost destroyed China later on too. So for them, manifest destiny is to get fucked.

Honestly, if this is all I have to worry about in the mad max era, I think I'm gonna make it.
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Something new: Vancouver, BC starts their own Autonomous Zone. They're trying to restart the former main black neighborhood in Vancouver.
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There isn't any news on it I can find, but someone did start a subreddit. Only one post has been made and it's nothing interesting.

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Larpers meet larpers irl. It honestly just looks retarded...what were they going to do with their guns anyways? After that jogger shit, I doubt they'd shoot into a crowd of anyone just bothering them, and judging by the description it just sounded like some faggy conservative posing.
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See, caps, covered elbows, long jeans with no stupid holes in them and some nice shoes. THAT is how you look like you actually know anything about fighting. Optional gloves, vests, pads, sure whatever. Hoodie? Stretching it if you don't leave the hood off but at least this fuck's got sleeves. And rifles are just nice normal rifles with nothing weird or fancy and aren't bullshit pseudo pistols with "braces". That's just how to look good with a gun 101. Realy nice. Gun jesus and AK jesus would aprove the look. Take fucking notes chazistanis.

As for that neiborhood. Ya know I am from Cadiz and know what it feels to see the city fall in decline from its former glory. And we are currently trying to keep expanding our archeological digs and have a lot of museums and historical locations so I will never shame people for wanting to show their past.

But I am fairly worried by the fact that the past they're so proud about and nostalgic of is the time when the neighborhood was POORER and had MORE CRIME. You know those things are usually not sources of pride. But who am I to judge.

In general I just hate american race relations. I already talked about it in the past so I won't rant again. But I swear they're so fucking tardy. Like over here so long as you speak the language well enough, we don't give a shit. Asian, black, south american, european, you live in spain you speak spanish? Then you ARE spanish. Cadiz's razial makeup is best described as "mixed", followed by "complicated", no one gives a shit, and no one in more ethnically pure parts of spain cares except the basques and asturians, and even they won't give a shit after sharing a few beers one day. I mean they'll tease you for it, but, nothing more. This whole "oh this was a black neighborhood but now it's not that's so racist" wanna end racism? Stop thinking "black neighborhood", "whire neighborhood", etc are good or bad thing. Y'all american god damnit. Y'all talk english and live in america. So fucking act like it already.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Guy apart of John Brown's Gun Club chases them in an unmarked car.

I can see why people are saying it's impossible spot parody with this clusterfuck. The whole interaction between the JBGC guy the people filming feels setup or fake, but I'm almost certain it's not. Despite having a shitload of time, nobody filming manages to get a shot of the VIN.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Antifa manifesto
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Anyone could easily make a manifesto that sums up Antifa, just take a huge shit into a blank notebook.

 

[Collections Agent]

Pardon me if I missed this earlier, but why do they obnoxiously and autistically af use "folx" instead of "folks"?

Shit looks stupid af, seriously if I saw someone writing "folx" everywhere and it wasn't a cutesy shorthand email from a rich valley girl I'd immediately assume they're stupid af

 

[BiggerChungus]

Shit looks stupid af

The whole thing is stupid af