Chris and alcohol
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I'm sure Chris keeps a bottle of Kahlua somewhere. His life gets so freaking boring I'm sure he trips on it often.
As for beer, I dunno. That takes a lot of effort to drink, and Chris hates putting forth effort.
As for beer, I dunno. That takes a lot of effort to drink, and Chris hates putting forth effort.
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Has Chris ever gone Robo-Trippin?
I'd love to take Chris out drinking some night just to see him get shitfaced.
I'd love to take Chris out drinking some night just to see him get shitfaced.
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captkrisma said:
Why in the world would you want that? Completely normal, fully functional people can become word slurring, incontinent, wildly emotional idiots who are a burden and no fun to be around if they drink too much. You want to go drinking with someone who's already these things when completely sober?
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I highly, highly doubt that when it took him until he was 27 or 28 to even drink alcohol.captkrisma said:
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He's probably the kind to just buy one mini bottle from the liquor store.
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captkrisma said:
I know many Chris+drug theories have already been thrown around a lot, but I think DXM might actually be one that would benefit Chris in the short term (obviously DXM isn't good for anyone to take in excess and is just dumb to try in the first place if it's in the form of cough syrup that contains acetaminophen).
But in the short term a dissociative like DXM or ketamine might actually help someone with autism deal with their overloaded sensory input. Normally people with autism/aspergers are overly sensitive to sensory stimulation, but a dissociative would heavily dampen that allowing them to possibly cope with uncomfortable situations where they would otherwise freak out.
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The final Captain's Log: Christian reveals that he and Blarb, after spiltting a bottle of Night Train together, finally give in to their carnal desires and Chris gives his mother that sweet sweet bent ducking she's been denied for so long. Chris, obviously hung over, is obviously trying to come to terms with the sin he and his mother have committed together. At the end of the video Chris shrugs, says "fuck it", and cracks open another bottle. Taking a swig he grimaces and states "that Night Train sure is a mean wine" then bolts out the door for more Snorlax poon.
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Welp, I'm off to go chug a quart of vodka and then beat myself unconscious with the bottle.killswitch1982 said:
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Marvin said:
What would Chris/Barb shipping be called? Charb I guess.
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Chu Guevara said:
You might think so. I'm pro-Charb.
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I dunno. Among known inner-circle-dwellers, Marvin and Alec both seem like pretty decent cats you could kick back and drink a reeb with, and have a pretty good conversation that doesn't involve a 70-year-old widow banging her son.
Edit: Also, I had no idea what the monkey was doing until you told me. I thought it might have been from one of the Harlow studies, actually. Anyone else able to distinguish a monkey on acid from a monkey not on acid based on one still photo?
Edit: Also, I had no idea what the monkey was doing until you told me. I thought it might have been from one of the Harlow studies, actually. Anyone else able to distinguish a monkey on acid from a monkey not on acid based on one still photo?
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Shit, here I was prepared to finally make another Asperchu issue, and you had to go and steal my plot out from under me.killswitch1982 said:
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