Chris and animals

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Cats and dogs are different, the cats can run around on their own, but a good dog owner, will walk and play games with the dog to keep it in good shape, the only animal Chris helps exercise's is occasionally his pet duck.
 
Picklepower said:
Cats and dogs are different, the cats can run around on their own, but a good dog owner, will walk and play games with the dog to keep it in good shape, the only animal Chris helps exercise's is occasionally his pet duck.[/quote]

Nah. He abuses that like a redheaded step child.

As far as the dogs go, I've had a new puppy for a week now. She's 8 weeks old and she's already starting to let us know when she needs to go out. She's still to young to properly hold it so she sometimes has accidents, but she's well in her way to being house broken. Chris has had those beagles for over a year and they still urinate and defecate in the house. Knowing how much work just one puppy is it puts into perspective just how neglected the dogs are and it makes me angry. Those dogs deserve owners who love them and properly care for them.
 
revengeofphil said:
He was also really fasinacted with Ivy's pet hermit crabs and he thinks you can walk them like a dog.

IDK how he made that connection. Maybe Chris really does think all pets are like dogs.
 
I think Chris is really a cat himself. Thats why Kitty hates him, because he mutated/evolved into a cat-adult-autistic-child.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
I think Chris is really a cat himself. Thats why Kitty hates him, because he mutated/evolved into a cat-adult-autistic-child.

So what you're saying is cats are autistic. It all makes sense now!
 
TrippinKahlua said:
I think Chris is really a cat himself. Thats why Kitty hates him, because he mutated/evolved into a cat-adult-autistic-child.
I don't think so. Cats generally groom themselves and try to keep themselves clean.
 
Coldgrip said:
TrippinKahlua said:
I think Chris is really a cat himself. Thats why Kitty hates him, because he mutated/evolved into a cat-adult-autistic-child.
I don't think so. Cats generally groom themselves and try to keep themselves clean.



I can only imagine how awful it must feel for an animal when he emits his grime onto them.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Sorry for being :stupid: but what's bad about the way he's holding the cat? It doesn't look too unusual to me. I've held my cats in worse ways and they didn't go ape like that.

All of them are different. My old kitty I could hold under his 'arms' or cradle like a baby or pick him up in all sorts of absurd ways and he'd just roll with it or squirm if he wanted down. My family cat is talkative and adores people and constantly wants pettings, but will tear you up if you try to pick her up. (Meanwhile her sister loves to be picked up and snuggled, but will turn into a demon if you try to bring her indoors.) It's a case of Chris not getting that she just flat out DOES NOT WANT to be held then! No surprise really, it's not like he's known for caring about whether any creature (human or otherwise) actually wants to be around him or not. I hate that he has pets, I'm sure he'd never deliberately harm them, but he's not a kind or responsible owner. =(
 
TrippinKahlua said:
I think Chris is really a cat himself. Thats why Kitty hates him, because he mutated/evolved into a cat-adult-autistic-child.
When I read that, I emmediately thought of a giant, fat cat wearing a red and blue striped shirt, pedo glasses and a medallion sitting in a litter box playing with a ps vita.
 
Yeah, I know. I have a male tabby that we can do almost anything to and he just shakes his head and acts like nothing happened. His tortoiseshell sister always yells when I pick her up, even if I pick her up very gently.

Kitty obviously is a cat that doesn't like to be picked up, but Chris at least knew he should put the cat down because it was going nuts.

It's unfortunate that Chris has trouble with pets. Autistic people like him benefit from contact with pets, but he should volunteer at an animal shelter instead of keeping pets at home. Unfortunately, Chris won't do that because volunteering is work, and work causes him STRESS.
 
If Chris got a hermit crab how would you think he'd take care of it?
(Before getting bored and having it die 2 weeks because he'd keep in the worst possible conditions)
 
Also worth noting is that like many animals cats communicate by, and are therefore sensitive to smells.

just gonna put that out there.
 
True. Maybe the cats don't like him because he smells bad. If CWC smells bad to people, you can imagine how animals perceive Chris, which are hundreds of times more sensitive to smells than people.

I don't know anything about hermit crabs, but Chris would most likely view it as a living toy. You're right, he'd play with it for a little bit and then ignore it until it died.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
True. Maybe the cats don't like him because he smells bad. If CWC smells bad to people, you can imagine how animals perceive Chris, which are hundreds of times more sensitive to smells than people.

I don't know anything about hermit crabs, but Chris would most likely view it as a living toy. You're right, he'd play with it for a little bit and then ignore it until it died.
I wonder if he'd like try to pet it on it's claw or something (and terrify the poor creature) or on the shell because maybe he thinks they have feeling in the things that are basically clothes.
He certainly wouldn't be able to give them the fresh fruits and vegatables they need, he'd probably feed them just fish food :/
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
True. Maybe the cats don't like him because he smells bad. If CWC smells bad to people, you can imagine how animals perceive Chris, which are hundreds of times more sensitive to smells than people.

I don't know anything about hermit crabs, but Chris would most likely view it as a living toy. You're right, he'd play with it for a little bit and then ignore it until it died.
Nah, Chris probably treats his toys better than he treats his pets.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Kitty obviously is a cat that doesn't like to be picked up, but Chris at least knew he should put the cat down because it was going nuts.

And then picked Kitty back up again. I thought Chris was about to lose some blood.
 
Just asking though: Is it possible for Lucy to fight with Clover & Snoopy?
 
revengeofphil said:
Oh and once Chris ran over a snake because he thought it was poisonous. (Despite there not being any venomous snakes in his area) and it took him multiple tries to do it.
He was also really fasinacted with Ivy's pet hermit crabs and he thinks you can walk them like a dog.
Make of that what you will.
The snake thing is so weird. Like who notices a snake while driving down the road? Let alone taking the time to drive over it several times?
 
DrChristianTroy said:
revengeofphil said:
Oh and once Chris ran over a snake because he thought it was poisonous. (Despite there not being any venomous snakes in his area) and it took him multiple tries to do it.
He was also really fasinacted with Ivy's pet hermit crabs and he thinks you can walk them like a dog.
Make of that what you will.
The snake thing is so weird. Like who notices a snake while driving down the road? Let alone taking the time to drive over it several times?

:stupid:
 
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