Chris and Barb sharing the same room....

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Kim said:
So Chris being Chris y'know, telling the truth all the time, he's admitted that he and his mother spoon on his bed frequently and, uh, Chris has said also that he's had a dream about Barb. And, in this dream, Barb is an Eqyptian belly dancer. At one point I had friend-zoned him, saying y'know, "Chris, we're only friends" and all that, "I would never sleep with you, I would never date you" yadda-yadda-yadda. He couldn't accept this so he asked me if, if me and him were the last people on earth, if I would sleep with him to repopulate the earth. Of course I said no. And, uh, and so I decided - well "Chris, what if you and your mom were the last people on earth, would you sleep with her?". He got quiet, and then denied that he wouldn't, but whenever Chris pauses when you ask him a question it usually means he's thinking of a lie. And that's - that's all I can think of right now.
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That is horrifying....
I can't believe he had to pause to think about it...
 
Doesn't really surprise me. Autism and inappropriate sexualised behaviour often go hand in hand (fapping wrong, groping family members/strangers etc.) NT people learn social boundaries as they grow up and can apply those to the urges they get when the hormones kick in. Chris would need help with that and Blarb seems to encourage it instead. I imagine that any woman complaining about it would be met by a wrathful Blarb screaming "Liar!"

YAY main-streaming!
 
do we know who is the spooner and who is the spoonee?
 
EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
Kim said:
So Chris being Chris y'know, telling the truth all the time, he's admitted that he and his mother spoon on his bed frequently and, uh, Chris has said also that he's had a dream about Barb. And, in this dream, Barb is an Eqyptian belly dancer. At one point I had friend-zoned him, saying y'know, "Chris, we're only friends" and all that, "I would never sleep with you, I would never date you" yadda-yadda-yadda. He couldn't accept this so he asked me if, if me and him were the last people on earth, if I would sleep with him to repopulate the earth. Of course I said no. And, uh, and so I decided - well "Chris, what if you and your mom were the last people on earth, would you sleep with her?". He got quiet, and then denied that he wouldn't, but whenever Chris pauses when you ask him a question it usually means he's thinking of a lie. And that's - that's all I can think of right now.
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That is horrifying....
I can't believe he had to pause to think about it...
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He had to consider that he would have the opportunity, nay, the responsibility, of cultivating a new generation of inbred Chandlers.
 
MysticMisty said:
Given the state of some local areas I've seen, aside for a few possible exceptions, I don't think any county or even most cities really gives a fuck about that sort of thing. Even to an extent a homeowners association wouldn't be able to do much. They can keep fining you, but you never have to pay or clean up. They do take it out of the house's cost if you ever move, however.
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Also, given the Chandler's propensity for turning everything into a crusade against them, I can see Barb escalating a friendly note from a county official or neighbor (there doesn't appear to be any homeowners association for their "Spring Hill" subdivision) into something bigger that might eventually require police intervention. Every minor incident that most of negotiate with every day, has potential to become an explosive new saga when you add the volatile Chemical CWC. ** dramatic music **
 
Hasharin said:
Survival of the tribe is above all else.
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...Even if that means living in filth instead of getting a job like a goddamn adult.
 
Kosher Dill said:
It's not Barb's room, Chris isn't sleeping in Bob's old marriage-bed or anything. It's just one of the "public" rooms of the house that Chris and Barb now occupy. He still has physical access to his own room too but Barb won't let him hang around in there. Because she's a hoardy hoardy hoarder.

By all accounts Chris is utterly miserable with this arrangement. More so than usual, that is.
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Where is all the information or facebook quotes about this new situation?

Thanks
 
CatParty said:
do we know who is the spooner and who is the spoonee?
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Well, Chris does desire to take the passive role in a relationship with a potential sweetheart...
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
CatParty said:
do we know who is the spooner and who is the spoonee?
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Well, Chris does desire to take the passive role in a relationship with a potential sweetheart...
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He would be the girl in any relationship. :mrgreen:
But I think that Barb still sees him as her special little baby that needs to be cuddled and hidden from a mean world that just wants to play kick the autistic.
The thought of them falling asleep in his little bed together watching a movie or something makes me feel sick. :(
 
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