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I think his "too good to be true" eHarmony match was a 50 Shades fan.
 
does he still have the playboy subscription? or was that bob's and he took the mags?
 
We should get him to read Finnegan's Wake and ask him what it was about.
 
Project538 said:
Henry Bemis said:
Project538 said:
He read "To Kill a Mockingbird". It was about this girl that was living with her family during the Depression, and there was this guy that was nice enough to leave her gifts in the tree trunk.
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No no no, Mockingbird's with those two farm guys, George and Lennie.
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Oh, right. I'm sorry, I'm gettin' my stories mixed up.
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No, To Kill a Mockingbird is what Project538 said, and the one with George and Lennie is Of Mice and Men. People confuse these two all the time, though.
 
Tomboy said:
CatParty said:
I really hope he reads these forums
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He's stalked the forum in the past. Makes me wonder if he's seen the past two forums on forumer go down and think it was a victory against the trolls.
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He knows that the first forumer forum went down for sure, but I don't think he knew about the others. I'm pretty sure he was using the link at the community portal to get to the forum and that one hasn't updated since any of the moves.

I'm pretty sure that he thinks we just changed forums so he wouldn't be able to read them. I suspect that if anyone updates the link in question (there are two others that have been updated, but I don't think Chris knows to check the CWCki or CWCki Forums articles), we'd see a smug Facebook post about how he'd cunningly tracked us down despite our best efforts to hide.

Also, this portion of a Rika chat from January 14th has me curious. It's probably a fake, but one can dream. Full chat is here

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CompyRex said:
No, To Kill a Mockingbird is what Project538 said, and the one with George and Lennie is Of Mice and Men. People confuse these two all the time, though.
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I'm pretty sure we were both just trying to jokingly reference the Father Call. At least that's what I was trying to do with my original post (and my response, since that's how Chris responds when Matthew corrects him). Fear not, I do actually know the difference between To Kill a Mockingbird and Of Mice and Men :)
 
JULAY said:
Chris would definitely read this:

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:lol:
 
Project538 said:
CompyRex said:
No, To Kill a Mockingbird is what Project538 said, and the one with George and Lennie is Of Mice and Men. People confuse these two all the time, though.
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I'm pretty sure we were both just trying to jokingly reference the Father Call. At least that's what I was trying to do with my original post (and my response, since that's how Chris responds when Matthew corrects him). Fear not, I do actually know the difference between To Kill a Mockingbird and Of Mice and Men :)
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Joke's on you, I knew that the whole time. :cry:
 
I wonder if Chris even grasped what "Goosebumps" was all about. He's not really into anything "scary" other than that.
 
Oglooger said:
Alan Pardew said:
Most probably game manuals for now.
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>game manuals
2007 was 6 years ago......
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They all have instruction booklets. That are like 11 pages long.
 
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