Chris and Friends

[Tubular Monkey]

They just want to leave:

Mmm. Yeah. Der was much fondful party-making and shared good feelings. In looking back upon it; I should have made them all my Honest Heartsweets at that time and NOT waited. I could have had sex in variable positions with my girls if my TROLL PARENTS had not been there after giving me my presents.

 

[LU 961]

They just want to leave:

Mmm. Yeah. Der was much fondful party-making and shared good feelings. In looking back upon it; I should have made them all my Honest Heartsweets at that time and NOT waited. I could have had sex in variable positions with my girls if my TROLL PARENTS had not been there after giving me my presents.

Especially missionary cowgirl.

 

[Niachu]

What's up with the Red Skeleton vhs on display on top of the TV? Did Chris force them to watch it? I remember my poor grandpa thought I'd like Red Skeleton and pretty much did the same thing when I was 12.

He also has (or had) a Red Skelton poster up on one wall of his room in one of the family pics. Chris has some kind of fixation on Red Skelton for reasons probably best left unexplored.

Most likely because one or both of his parents were into him and showed it to him at a young age. That's what my grandma did with me with a number of movies, tv shows and music--including Red Skelton.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

chip n' dale are all like "check out this f****** guy"

I thought the same thing!

Did someone give him a pencil box?

 

[Holdek]

Eh, I don't know if I'd say they weren't his friends. They went to his birthday party, for example.

But anyway, Chris hasn't really kept up with many of his friends. He's down to about one or so. Also he's pissed off a few of them, so they're no longer friends.

I wonder what Barb bribed them with to come to what was to all intents and purposes a kids birthday party...

They just want to leave:

But not before Chris celebrates his big 18 as if he were 5:

This has me thinking: is there anything about autism that makes a person more child-like in almost every aspect?

What exactly happened with the "seinor" prom? Didn't Chris ask one of his gal-pals to be his date but she declined so he ended up taking Barb as his date?

He claims he bought two tickets "to fit in." I highly doubt he asked anyone to go with him other than his mother.

Marvin,maybe you know about this.

Was his "prom" actually the prom, or was it some kind of spring formal-type dance?

If it was his prom his class was really,really cheap.

It could be that the students of Chesterfield County, VA couldn't afford all that much.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He claims he bought two tickets "to fit in." I highly doubt he asked anyone to go with him other than his mother.

God, I never got what was so damn terrifying to him or any other loveshy about just asking a girl out. Even if she says no, it's not like your damn world is ruined.

 

[trip2themoon]

What's up with the Red Skeleton vhs on display on top of the TV? Did Chris force them to watch it? I remember my poor grandpa thought I'd like Red Skeleton and pretty much did the same thing when I was 12

I have this vague notion that they watched Goodburger.

Goodburger is what's showing on the TV here.

And Red Skelton is garbage.

I love her with the shoulder length brown hair and Adidas trainers on. I want to grind her up into a sweet heart.

Really classy Chris: Sit there belming with your kids' shit in your hands whilst a group of hotties sit bored on your couch. I like how the girl on the left is letting out a silent scream...

 

[Holdek]

I wouldn't mind sitting around in that room for a few minutes to make an autistic kid have a happy birthday.

But not this room. Oh, god, not the room at 1:44: "what was the living room"): [youtube]Y_kcgnwfoBQ[/youtube]

Just look at the difference!

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Goodburger is what's showing on the TV here.

And Red Skelton is garbage.

I love her with the shoulder length brown hair and Adidas trainers on. I want to grind her up into a sweet heart.

Really classy Chris: Sit there belming with your kids' shit in your MANOS whilst a group of hotties sit bored on your couch. I like how the girl on the left is letting out a silent scream...

First off, agreed about the brunette.

Also, wow, when you put it that way, you can cut the irony with the knife. I wonder if Chris was really that oblivious towards his gal pals. I imagine that the party itself wasn't planned with any sort of entertainment that would appeal to any person outside of Chris. The picture captures this idea perfectly. Chris's friends huddled together on the couch, for protection, unengaged in the goings-ons as Chris gets off on his new Pokemon(tm) coloring books.

Also, I imagine that the only reason these girls showed up was because of a guilty conscience and an ill-conceived pact.

 

[Holdek]

What's up with the Red Skeleton vhs on display on top of the TV? Did Chris force them to watch it? I remember my poor grandpa thought I'd like Red Skeleton and pretty much did the same thing when I was 12.

He also has (or had) a Red Skelton poster up on one wall of his room in one of the family pics. Chris has some kind of fixation on Red Skelton for reasons probably best left unexplored.

Well, if you want...[cwc]Red_Skelton[/cwc]

They just want to leave:

Mmm. Yeah. Der was much fondful party-making and shared good feelings. In looking back upon it; I should have made them all my Honest Heartsweets at that time and NOT waited. I could have had sex in variable positions with my girls if my TROLL PARENTS had not been there after giving me my presents.

Oh my god I LOLed pretty hard at that

He claims he bought two tickets "to fit in." I highly doubt he asked anyone to go with him other than his mother.

God, I never got what was so damn terrifying to him or any other loveshy about just asking a girl out. Even if she says no, it's not like your damn world is ruined.

Yeah but...even if you aren't a loveshy no one wants the feeling of rejection/embarrassment/whatever if you fail. I'm not saying it's legitimate but I think most people are naturally nervous about asking someone out.

 

[trip2themoon]

I'd never heard of Red Skelton before I'd heard of Chris. He seems to be from the "Take my wife, please take her" school of comedy. I just watched a 5 minute video and I got some of his satirical stuff but most of it is way before my time. There's no way Chris would have gotten most of his jokes. Probably only liked Red because he sometimes pulls funny faces.

 

[Null]

God, I never got what was so damn terrifying to him or any other loveshy about just asking a girl out. Even if she says no, it's not like your damn world is ruined.

Substandard people do not want to be reminded that they are inferior.

 

[CatParty]

I wouldn't mind sitting around in that room for a few minutes to make an autistic kid have a happy birthday.

But not this room. Oh, god, not the room at 1:44: "what was the living room"): [youtube]Y_kcgnwfoBQ[/youtube]

Just look at the difference!

And that horde carnage took like what, less than 10 years?

 

[Uzumaki]

I love her with the shoulder length brown hair and Adidas trainers on. I want to grind her up into a sweet heart.

That line is priceless.

 

[trip2themoon]

He claims he bought two tickets "to fit in." I highly doubt he asked anyone to go with him other than his mother.

God, I never got what was so damn terrifying to him or any other loveshy about just asking a girl out. Even if she says no, it's not like your damn world is ruined.

I think it's more to do with not getting your own way rather than a genuine fear. I wonder if they are all spoilt brats who got their own way all the time in childhood but because real life doesn't work like that they've had to come up with a pseudo psychological ailment to hide behind to avoid ever having to work at getting something they want for a change.

 

[renomakicwc]

I'd never heard of Red Skelton before I'd heard of Chris. He seems to be from the "Take my wife, please take her" school of comedy. I just watched a 5 minute video and I got some of his satirical stuff but most of it is way before my time. There's no way Chris would have gotten most of his jokes. Probably only liked Red because he sometimes pulls funny faces.

I watched it myself. Never really found it that great either.

 

[Cwckifan]

He claims he bought two tickets "to fit in." I highly doubt he asked anyone to go with him other than his mother.

God, I never got what was so damn terrifying to him or any other loveshy about just asking a girl out. Even if she says no, it's not like your damn world is ruined.

Trust me, when you're dealing with someone as emotionally unstable and behaviorally volatile as a loveshy, the whole world is one mishap away from coming to an end, no matter how minor, harmless, or utterly fixable the problem is

 

[KatsuKitty]

He claims he bought two tickets "to fit in." I highly doubt he asked anyone to go with him other than his mother.

God, I never got what was so damn terrifying to him or any other loveshy about just asking a girl out. Even if she says no, it's not like your damn world is ruined.

I can't speak for the loveshys, but I personally have never asked anyone out because nine times out of ten I know I have nothing to offer. It's less of a fear and more of a "Why bother?"

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

He claims he bought two tickets "to fit in." I highly doubt he asked anyone to go with him other than his mother.

God, I never got what was so damn terrifying to him or any other loveshy about just asking a girl out. Even if she says no, it's not like your damn world is ruined.

I can't speak for the loveshys, but I personally have never asked anyone out because nine times out of ten I know I have nothing to offer. It's less of a fear and more of a "Why bother?"

I've found that many people who think that way are generally more self-aware of how their actions can impact people which tends to make them more considerate and capable of a higher level of empathy.

Or they're just saying it so people will feel bad for them and say nice things about them.

... fuck

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

He claims he bought two tickets "to fit in." I highly doubt he asked anyone to go with him other than his mother.

God, I never got what was so damn terrifying to him or any other loveshy about just asking a girl out. Even if she says no, it's not like your damn world is ruined.

I can't speak for the loveshys, but I personally have never asked anyone out because nine times out of ten I know I have nothing to offer. It's less of a fear and more of a "Why bother?"

But do you then post angry rants and threats against all men for not falling all over you anyway? That's the difference. Loveshys believe they are entitled to sex and a relationship as they understand it (which means having a half mommy half blow-up doll that moves and never ever asks anything of them). And they are overcome with rage that the world is not rushing to meet their demands.

You, however, seem like a decent guy.