Mayor McCheese
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Does he read the Archie Sonic Comics? I always thought they'd be a dream for a guy like Chris who loves Sonic so much to read.
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Mayor McCheese said:Does he read the Archie Sonic Comics? I always thought they'd be a dream for a guy like Chris who loves Sonic so much to read.
Big_Pete_33 said:I'm surprised he never put Dr. Seuss into his books.
Big_Pete_33 said:I'm surprised he never put Dr. Seuss into his books.
Considering Chris' reading level is only advanced enough to read Goosebumps, I would be really surprised if he even got past the first few pages before he decided that that book was too boring and spend the rest of his class time sleeping and dreaming about all the adventures Sonichu and the gang are having and the good life that God and the Bear were BASICALLY PROMISING him.CompyRex said:I'm pretty sure he read Of Mice and Men.
Mayor McCheese said:Does he read the Archie Sonic Comics? I always thought they'd be a dream for a guy like Chris who loves Sonic so much to read.
He'd then complain about Dr. Seuss making up words.Jewelsmakerguy said:Big_Pete_33 said:I'm surprised he never put Dr. Seuss into his books.
Too complicated for him.
Coldgrip said:He'd then complain about Dr. Seuss making up words.Jewelsmakerguy said:Big_Pete_33 said:I'm surprised he never put Dr. Seuss into his books.
Too complicated for him.
blackie toy said:Monster Blood was pretty cool back in the day.
JeffGoldblumIRL said:blackie toy said:Monster Blood was pretty cool back in the day.
Man, mentioning that one takes me back.![]()
I don't think Goosebumps is bad per se; it's certainly not the most challenging book series out there but in my opinion it's just another young adult reader from the 90's. It's no different than Babysitters' Club or Animorphs.
For me, it's more about what you DO with your experiences in reading than what you're reading. Goosebumps was an important book series to a friend of mine when we were both kids. He read (and probably owned) the entire series and even went as far as to write Goosebumps fanfiction (typewritten and everything, I remember him being proud of that). Yes, that fanfiction was terrible; I distinctly remember the horribly botched sentence "the dog woke up in fierce" appearing in it. Fast forward 20 years and this same person is now a published author with a pretty decent life. Last time we spoke he wasn't an author full-time but he wasn't doing that badly for himself either.
Chris didn't take that same inspiration from Goosebumps considering how much he apparently loved the series, so to an extent it was all just wasted on him.
scorptatious said:I remember the books being all the rage back in elementary school.
I've never really read the books except for those choose your adventure books. And thy weren't scary at all. And I was probably 10 when I read them.
I do remember some episodes of the TV series being kinda creepy. Particularly the one about the Tower. Then there was one about an evil sponge or something from under a sink. Which I found pretty stupid.
scorptatious said:I remember the books being all the rage back in elementary school.
I've never really read the books except for those choose your adventure books. And thy weren't scary at all. And I was probably 10 when I read them.
I do remember some episodes of the TV series being kinda creepy. Particularly the one about the Tower. Then there was one about an evil sponge or something from under a sink. Which I found pretty stupid.
bradsternum said:JeffGoldblumIRL said:blackie toy said:Monster Blood was pretty cool back in the day.
Man, mentioning that one takes me back.![]()
I don't think Goosebumps is bad per se; it's certainly not the most challenging book series out there but in my opinion it's just another young adult reader from the 90's. It's no different than Babysitters' Club or Animorphs.
For me, it's more about what you DO with your experiences in reading than what you're reading. Goosebumps was an important book series to a friend of mine when we were both kids. He read (and probably owned) the entire series and even went as far as to write Goosebumps fanfiction (typewritten and everything, I remember him being proud of that). Yes, that fanfiction was terrible; I distinctly remember the horribly botched sentence "the dog woke up in fierce" appearing in it. Fast forward 20 years and this same person is now a published author with a pretty decent life. Last time we spoke he wasn't an author full-time but he wasn't doing that badly for himself either.
Chris didn't take that same inspiration from Goosebumps considering how much he apparently loved the series, so to an extent it was all just wasted on him.
There's no question Goosebumps has its place. The problem - like pretty much everything else from Chris' childhood - is that he never takes the next step. He never graduated from little kids' books to adult horror (which, given its increase in tits and china, would probably interest him a great deal more.)
That said, there are so many other young adult books on the market that are better written than Goosebumps. Narnia, The Hobbit, and Maradonia and the Seven Bridges, just to name a few.
Mayor McCheese said:Does he read the Archie Sonic Comics? I always thought they'd be a dream for a guy like Chris who loves Sonic so much to read.
bradsternum said:Someone needs to photoshop Goosebumps titles to Chris-related things. Like, 14 Branchland Court to "WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE" and Chris eating a pizza to "THE BLOB THAT ATE EVERYTHING."