Chris and his finances: An in-depth review of his debt

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jharwel1 said:
Yes, sorry if I misread your taste in Youtube personalities.
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No, that's fine. I've liked a couple of their videos but I'm not a regular viewer. My post was playing off Wall Street though.

qld said:
Well, if he declared bankruptcy with, say, HSBC, then no, they're not likely to issue him another card. But a bank that he hasn't crossed paths with before, a strong maybe....
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A bankruptcy on your credit report is made available to anyone who pulls it.
 
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According to a post in the most recent update thread, we can conclude that Chris' finances are pretty much shit. From the 1,000 that he is trying to make on his Sonichu pic, he is only supposed to get 250 for himself for Legos, 500 goes to Barb, and 250 for their debts. No wonder Chris is begging for Legos, since his mom is taking most of his tugboat, apparently, and now she has a big piece of the (non-existent) eBay profit pie.
 
Does Chris even understand the value of money? The fact that he's never had to pay for anything with money he's earned, and the fact that he believes people would happily throw $1000 away for him leads me to wonder if he even understands what a dollar is.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Does Chris even understand the value of money? The fact that he's never had to pay for anything with money he's earned, and the fact that he believes people would happily throw $1000 away for him leads me to wonder if he even understands what a dollar is.
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Not particularly. He's equated a $1500 fine to ten years in jail before, and has also expressed belief that trolls troll him because they're jealous of his tugboat and material possessions.
 
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Sweet and Savoury said:
I would love to live inside Fatty's head for one day. It would be such a surreal experience.
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If by "surreal" you mean "incredibly boring" then yeah. When he isn't tarding, Chris is super dull. You would probably be subject to thoughts like "I like the blue Lego more than the green" and "I'm hungry".
 
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I'm just interested in how his ego twists his perception of reality all out of whack.

I've talked to Fatty, trust me I know how boring and childish his life is. *sigh*
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
I'm just interested in how his ego twists his perception of reality all out of whack.

I've talked to Fatty, trust me I know how boring and childish his life is. *sigh*
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Well, I suppose the closest one could get to knowing what it's like to be Fat Dummy would be to drink a pint of Nyquil, then hit yourself several times with a 2x4. But I wouldn't recommend it.
 
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Ten C-Quarters make up a W-Quarter
 
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Looking at the picture above, I can see that C-Quarters would be a currency that is hard to handle. The reasons coins are as they are is for several reasons - easy to hold, easy to stack, and easy to bind up in rolls. A coin shaped like a square wouldn't be as convenient to use. A coin shaped like a crescent or a C, like the C-Quarter, would be a pain in the ass to use.
 
CalmMyTits said:
Looking at the picture above, I can see that C-Quarters would be a currency that is hard to handle. The reasons coins are as they are is for several reasons - easy to hold, easy to stack, and easy to bind up in rolls. A coin shaped like a square wouldn't be as convenient to use. A coin shaped like a crescent or a C, like the C-Quarter, would be a pain in the ass to use.
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Especially when you don't have fingers. When you just have a mitten hand, like the left one in the drawing, it's hard to handle lots of things.
 
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I find it odd that he'd give his fictional town it's own currency when he claims it's an American city. And don't get me started on the differences it has from the US legal system. To me, it's more like an independent city-state that happens to be in America.

If Chris weren't kicked out of the Cub Scouts, maybe he could've learned a thing or two about thrift there, when he was more impressionable.
 
CalmMyTits said:
A coin shaped like a crescent or a C, like the C-Quarter, would be a pain in the ass to use.
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☝This. There would be no working vending machines in CWC-ville. But then the economy would be pretty much non-existent too.
ToroidalBoat said:
I find it odd that he'd give his fictional town it's own currency when he claims it's an American city. And don't get me started on the differences it has from the US legal system. To me, it's more like an independent city-state that happens to be in America.
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CWC-ville (as it would actually be) reminds me of nothing so much as Ünderland from The Venture Brothers (except it borders Virginia instead of Michigan).
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