Chris and his finances: An in-depth review of his debt

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milkshark said:
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Ten C-Quarters make up a W-Quarter
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I bet 13 barbdollars make up one decabarbdollar.
 
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Hmm it's almost as if he put no thought into any of this and simply wrote down the first thing that popped into his head!
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Hmm it's almost as if he put no thought into any of this and simply wrote down the first thing that popped into his head!
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Yeah I'm not even sure Chris grasps the concept of thinking. He knows that it's a verb, it's something people do. But I don't think he does it. When Chris decides he needs to "think" he just strokes his chin like the cartoon man on TV does, acknowledges how handsome he looks while doing it, then blurts out whatever word is on the tip of his tongue. His brain seems to work like a child playing the board game Guess Who: information reaches Chris' brain and it responds by throwing out any and all associations hoping one of them is right. Chris takes those associations and randomly selects one, and because he graced it with his approval, it is sacred and infallible.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I find it odd that he'd give his fictional town it's own currency when he claims it's an American city.
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Chris doesn't give a fuck about America. He doesn't know anything about America. Given that President Obama refused to act on Chris's hand-written request to throw all the homos into jail, he probably suspects that trolls have infiltrated the highest levels of government.
 
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Yeah I'm not even sure Chris grasps the concept of thinking. He knows that it's a verb, it's something people do. But I don't think he does it. When Chris decides he needs to "think" he just strokes his chin like the cartoon man on TV does, acknowledges how handsome he looks while doing it, then blurts out whatever word is on the tip of his tongue. His brain seems to work like a child playing the board game Guess Who: information reaches Chris' brain and it responds by throwing out any and all associations hoping one of them is right. Chris takes those associations and randomly selects one, and because he graced it with his approval, it is sacred and infallible.
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This seems to be reinforced by the way he does his art. He doesn't do preparatory sketches or any of the other work that artists do before coming up with the final product. Also the fact that he is stuck in the past, dwelling on past experiences and clinging to stuff like Sonichu, the high school, and so on, really shows us that he is capable of very little if any original and forward thought.
 
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On the CWCville currency thing, what strikes me as strange is how he 'values' his middle name, making the W-quarters worth 10 times more than the currency representing his first and last names. If you're going to prioritize the worth of your name, the last is most important, the first is almost just as important and the middle is around 10 times less as important than the other two. It's not like I need to know 10 times more what somebody's middle name is if I want to address them.

As for the OP, way to exploit his :stupid: in order to violate his privacy and confirm that he's horrible at racking up consumer debt. Now, what are your plans for getting those autism papers and his high school transcript to settle the HONOR ROLL question I wonder? :tomgirl:
 
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