Chris and hookers.

[introman]

IIRC, he proudly boasted about having sex with the cherokian woman with his "big" penis. I think he took down the status afterwards because he realized that the church asspatters could see Chris writing about patronizing hookers. I know barb would probably chimp out, if she found out her baby boy spent ~200ish dollars for a hooker. That's many meals at high end establishments like golden corral and mcdonalds. She would also be mad because I heard from my mormon that they were trying to save up money because of the Snyder case. IIRC, rob bell told them to start saving up for the medical bills.

 

[Marvin]

IIRC, he proudly boasted about having sex with the cherokian woman with his "big" penis. I think he took down the status afterwards because he realized that the church asspatters could see Chris writing about patronizing hookers. I know barb would probably chimp out, if she found out her baby boy spent ~200ish dollars for a hooker. That's many meals at high end establishments like golden corral and mcdonalds. She would also be mad because I heard from my mormon that they were trying to save up money because of the Snyder case. IIRC, rob bell told them to start saving up for the medical bills.

Well, and their legal bills.

 

[bradsternum]

Didn't someone say that they got some kind of reaction from him touching them. (I don't remember the details.)

That was Kacey I think, she had a nasty rash for about a week after Chris repeatedly mauled her on their date.

I honestly think that's bullshit. It might have been a rash from her thighs scraping together, but I doubt it's from Chris. Chris is horrible, smelly, and morbidly obese, but I don't think he's contagious. Yet.

 

[introman]

IIRC, he proudly boasted about having sex with the cherokian woman with his "big" penis. I think he took down the status afterwards because he realized that the church asspatters could see Chris writing about patronizing hookers. I know barb would probably chimp out, if she found out her baby boy spent ~200ish dollars for a hooker. That's many meals at high end establishments like golden corral and mcdonalds. She would also be mad because I heard from my mormon that they were trying to save up money because of the Snyder case. IIRC, rob bell told them to start saving up for the medical bills.

Well, and their legal bills.

Yea, you're correct. My memory is a little hazy. I'm not here to pressure inner circle or anything, but i can't wait when some of the old emails where chris talks about the meetings with rob bell get released. Let's just say , if I was rob bell. I would yell at rocky shoemaker for calling me in for a favor. Helping Chris is like scaling mt. everest with a busted knee.

 

[CatParty]

No amount of lavender vanilla body wash can undo what Chris did.

Especially considering where he did it, and to what part of her internal anatomy.
Especially considering the following....

That was Kacey I think, she had a nasty rash for about a week after Chris repeatedly mauled her on their date.

What I'm trying to avoid saying out loud -- because it is too horrifying to contemplate openly -- is WHY you can't interview that hooker.

Consider where Chris'tard infectiuos contact dermatitis is.
The CDC had to have been called to clean up the exploded, toxic waste dump that used to be a streetwalker.

That poor hooker.

And my newfound sympathy for said hooker had gotten "Pretty Woman" stuck in my head.

 

[BillRiley]

IIRC, he proudly boasted about having sex with the cherokian woman with his "big" penis. I think he took down the status afterwards because he realized that the church asspatters could see Chris writing about patronizing hookers. I know barb would probably chimp out, if she found out her baby boy spent ~200ish dollars for a hooker. That's many meals at high end establishments like golden corral and mcdonalds. She would also be mad because I heard from my mormon that they were trying to save up money because of the Snyder case. IIRC, rob bell told them to start saving up for the medical bills.

Well, and their legal bills.

Yea, you're correct. My memory is a little hazy. I'm not here to pressure inner circle or anything, but i can't wait when some of the old emails where chris talks about the meetings with rob bell get released. Let's just say , if I was rob bell. I would yell at rocky shoemaker for calling me in for a favor. Helping Chris is like scaling mt. everest with a busted knee.

What did he want Bell to do? Sue the internet or something? Cripes, I think this is the first time I've ever felt bad for a lawyer!

 

[Marvin]

IIRC, he proudly boasted about having sex with the cherokian woman with his "big" penis. I think he took down the status afterwards because he realized that the church asspatters could see Chris writing about patronizing hookers. I know barb would probably chimp out, if she found out her baby boy spent ~200ish dollars for a hooker. That's many meals at high end establishments like golden corral and mcdonalds. She would also be mad because I heard from my mormon that they were trying to save up money because of the Snyder case. IIRC, rob bell told them to start saving up for the medical bills.

Well, and their legal bills.

Yea, you're correct. My memory is a little hazy. I'm not here to pressure inner circle or anything, but i can't wait when some of the old emails where chris talks about the meetings with rob bell. Let's just say , if I was rob bell. I would yell at rocky shoemaker for calling me in for a favor. Helping Chris is like scaling mt. everest with a busted knee.

Oh yeah. Well, your position isn't really that unusual. For awhile, people, including us, thought Chris got Rob Bell pro bono. And then it turned out that that wasn't the case. Honestly, there's tons of written Chris content that's very deep and fascinating, for people who are interested in Chris' (broken) mind and how it functions. A lot of my perspective on Chris comes from having read piles of his spergy writing over a long period of time. A lot more of his writing exists privately than exists on the cwcki. I don't remember any numbers, so I might be imagining that the ratios are that big. But there's definitely a lot of other stuff.

We really try to drop as much stuff as we can. I work on that a lot because ultimately, there's no one who's interested in talking about it anywhere but here. We have lots of various, private connections. So we can privately get content. But while we can enjoy that content, we can't publicly drop it unless someone can leak it. That can't always happen. It happens sometimes, like when Chris will email a private email to the wrong person (Anna or similar people ).

Hell, it was great when Chris added the wrong person a few months ago to his facebook and then we were able to dump his private posts for the past year or two. That person is still on his friends list, so we're still able to get private posts. Although, I have a feeling Anna is setting a trap, so I might watch out before I leak stuff. I mean, nothing interesting has happened, so it's not really a big issue, but still something I'm going to think about.

One thing I can say about Chris and Rob Bell is that Chris thinks he's his personal lawyer. If someone sneezes on Chris, he'll call up Rob Bell and tell him to sue everyone within reach. It's really crazy shit.

 

[introman]

Nah, I'm not trying to guilt trip you or anything man. I understand sometimes you have to keep stuff on the low. Lulcows nowadays are on old school Vatican ex-communication tactics, if they "think" you're involved in publicly outing there wacky stuff. In their minds, people are only laughing at them because the information is public rather than people laughing at the lulcow for their wacky behaviour.I respect the chris inner circle because you guys are always dealing with Chris's essays about his imaginary injustices with such grace. I know I couldn't handle him bitching about the same stuff over and over again. Thank you bros for taking the bullets from us. Anyway, to change the topic.

You guys think if Chris had a bigger tugboat/less debt. He would get some more happy "packages"?

 

[Marvin]

You guys think if Chris had a bigger tugboat/less debt. He would get some more happy "packages"?

I think Barb fucks up his ability to socialize the most nowadays. If she was gone, Chris' life would get a lot better. Money's not a huge issue. But even when he get a Barb-free lifestyle, he still wouldn't be getting all the pussy he'd think he'd get and he'd try all sorts of things. I think it would be close enough to success, but still not reaching it, that he'd try for years (like 5 years) before he got desperate enough to try to find another hooker.

 

[homerbeoulve]

You guys think if Chris had a bigger tugboat/less debt. He would get some more happy "packages"?

I think Barb fucks up his ability to socialize the most nowadays. If she was gone, Chris' life would get a lot better. Money's not a huge issue. But even when he get a Barb-free lifestyle, he still wouldn't be getting all the pussy he'd think he'd get and he'd try all sorts of things. I think it would be close enough to success, but still not reaching it, that he'd try for years (like 5 years) before he got desperate enough to try to find another hooker.

I'll try to migrate there in the Florida as soon as possible to reach CWC. I'm sure that a drive from FL to VA is just an hour or so right?

 

[Spork]

Didn't someone say that they got some kind of reaction from him touching them. (I don't remember the details.)

That was Kacey I think, she had a nasty rash for about a week after Chris repeatedly mauled her on their date.

I honestly think that's bullshit. It might have been a rash from her thighs scraping together, but I doubt it's from Chris. Chris is horrible, smelly, and morbidly obese, but I don't think he's contagious. Yet.

That's not possible, considering that I'm pretty sure the rash was on her face. Also, the rash was the result of Kacey having an allergic reaction to the brand of detergent Barb uses to wash Chris's clothes.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

One thing I can say about Chris and Rob Bell is that Chris thinks he's his personal lawyer. If someone sneezes on Chris, he'll call up Rob Bell and tell him to sue everyone within reach. It's really crazy shit.

Chris and are perfect examples of those entitled crazy people who will threaten to sue you over any minor thing. CHRIS CHUN THIS HERE LADY IS TELLING ME I CAN'T EAT MY Q SANDS IN HERE CALL ROBBIE BELL NOW

EDIT: Also, if Rob was a nutjob too it'd be totally like Kramer and his lawyer Jackie Chiles, when they sued a coffee company cos Kramer burned himself with the coffee. Except the victims would be the Game Place and all those McDonalds who banned Chris.

 

[CatParty]

sooooo, bell is still workin on chris getting ownership of the gameplace?

 

[Holdek]

I can only imagine the gawd-awful rash Chris's hooker was spreading after she serviced his bent duck. Does anyone know if the CDC has quarantined Greene County yet? Any zombie outbreaks reported?

This comes up a lot (the rash thing, not a zombie outbreak), but a while ago another forumer pointed out that it was more than likely to be a reaction to the hand sanitiser Chris is known to copiously use. Another possibility is Axe; I remember years ago I used some before a night out and my chest was burning and turned red and itchy after a while, nasty stuff!

Yeah, I know that's a bit mundane, but as hilarious as the thought of Chris being toxic to the touch is, I don't think there was ever any likelihood of it being true. Just another example of Chris related things being exaggerated for comedic effect.

Also it could have been Kacey embellishing things to try to make her saga funnier.

No amount of lavender vanilla body wash can undo what Chris did.

Especially considering where he did it, and to what part of her internal anatomy.
Especially considering the following....

That was Kacey I think, she had a nasty rash for about a week after Chris repeatedly mauled her on their date.

What I'm trying to avoid saying out loud -- because it is too horrifying to contemplate openly -- is WHY you can't interview that hooker.

Consider where Chris'tard infectiuos contact dermatitis is.
The CDC had to have been called to clean up the exploded, toxic waste dump that used to be a streetwalker.

That poor hooker.

And my newfound sympathy for said hooker had gotten "Pretty Woman" stuck in my head.

Just think, "Pretty Tomgirl" and hopefully it will go away.

One thing I can say about Chris and Rob Bell is that Chris thinks he's his personal lawyer. If someone sneezes on Chris, he'll call up Rob Bell and tell him to sue everyone within reach. It's really crazy shit.

Chris and are perfect examples of those entitled crazy people who will threaten to sue you over any minor thing. CHRIS CHUN THIS HERE LADY IS TELLING ME I CAN'T EAT MY Q SANDS IN HERE CALL ROBBIE BELL NOW

EDIT: Also, if Rob was a nutjob too it'd be totally like Kramer and his lawyer Jackie Chiles, when they sued a coffee company cos Kramer burned himself with the coffee. Except the victims would be the Game Place and all those McDonalds who banned Chris.

I thought I remembered reading somewhere about Chris boasting that he got his lawyer to unban him from the mall. That might have been part of his trolling plan though.

 

[BillRiley]

sooooo, bell is still workin on chris getting ownership of the gameplace?

I'm looking forward to the inevitable, precedent-setting Supreme Court case "Sonichu vs Michael 'The Jew' Snyder."

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Oh yeah. Well, your position isn't really that unusual. For awhile, people, including us, thought Chris got Rob Bell pro bono. And then it turned out that that wasn't the case.

...

One thing I can say about Chris and Rob Bell is that Chris thinks he's his personal lawyer. If someone sneezes on Chris, he'll call up Rob Bell and tell him to sue everyone within reach. It's really crazy shit.

I missed the part where we found out Bell WASN'T pro bono.

So this means, with Chris calling Bell up every time he gets pissy, Chris could potentially be on the clock for every phone call. Each attempt to get unbanned from the mall or seek revenge on a McManager could result in Chris getting triple-digit bills... all because Chris can't understand the legal system and can't grow up and not act like a chimp in public.

Chris found a new way to fail. My Monday is complete.

 

[Apr12n]

I question I have.
Do you think it's possible Chris had been HIV infected?
It explained his bad look.
Hope he doesn't.

 

[applecat]

sooooo, bell is still workin on chris getting ownership of the gameplace?

Chris honestly believing this would happen is one of the funniest moments in Christory to me, but I've never seen the original source. Was it a facebook update or a leaked email?

 

[Kosher Dill]

I question I have.
Do you think it's possible Chris had been HIV infected?
It explained his bad look.
Hope he doesn't.

Nah. I'm sure those hookers broke out the special lead-lined condoms for Chris.
Besides which, at least 3/4 of his recent bedraggledness is purely due to his laziness. If he'd wash his self and his clothes, and maybe smile, he'd instantly look much better.

 

[CatParty]

Besides which, at least 3/4 of his recent bedraggledness is purely due to his laziness. If he'd wash his self and his clothes, and maybe smile, he'd instantly look much better.

all he needs is a paper bag to improve his looks