Chris and Pain Tolerance

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chris is pretty dormant and lazy, i doubt his circulation hasnt gone to shit and i would assume he barely can feel his extremeties anymore
 
TheJukku said:
I remember reading somewhere that people with aspergers tend to have a lessened visible reaction to pain, and react slower to it in general. It's more likely that's the case than a rare pain tolerance disorder.
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I think this is pretty much on the mark. & the sad part is, my first thought was the Pokedex entries on Slowpoke:

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Slowpoke has notoriously dim intellect, and often forgets what it was doing. It takes a long time to respond to outside stimuli. For example, it can take up to five seconds to process pain and can take an entire day to notice when its tail has been bitten.
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Fuck chris, right up the bumhole. I am in pain, that is what matters.

Edit- sorry I'm al fucked up right now
 
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CWC Tok said:
Dry shaving is less painful if you're a lazy bum who is probably using a cheap disposable razor whose blades have been dulled by the years? Mystery solved.
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There is a bit of a sweet spot for the lazy shaver like myself and CWC. Too sharp and you cut yourself really easily. Too dull and you have to press hard and often and you end up cutting yourself. I find that from 3 days to 3 weeks on a blade you can run it over your (hopefully not bone dry) skin, and it will take the stubble off neatly without cutting you.
 
I'll bet that after the shaving video he as some blood and ran to Barb crying while Bob looked on in shame as she cuddled him and put some soothing cream on is booboos. He thinks he looks tough in his videos so he could never let liquid see him show a sign of weakness. Chris comes off to me as someone who still cries at the doctor's office when he needs to get a shot.
 
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You dry shavers are odd creatures. I dont even understand the compulsion. I assume you shave with the grain, and i assume you have a light beard?
 
Chikinballs said:
Lets see YOU curl fifty pounds that many times.
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I thought OPL was lifting a "Grand number" of pounds in that video? Or was it the one where he attempted to lift his rolling chair over his head, but gave up midway through?

The Joker said:
I'll bet that after the shaving video he as some blood and ran to Barb crying while Bob looked on in shame as she cuddled him and put some soothing cream on is booboos. He thinks he looks tough in his videos so he could never let liquid see him show a sign of weakness. Chris comes off to me as someone who still cyrus at the doctor's office when he needs to get a shot.
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Cyrus? As in Trailer Park Boys Cyrus? Or Cyrus as in, "oh shit, I fucked up and wrote the wrong word," Cyrus.
 
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He has heartaches that he whines about all the time because no woman in the right mind will go near him. Or that is the word he uses to describe his crippling depression that he thinks vagina will cure.
 
Chris is strong and knows more about dealing with pain then most trolls.
No pain no (weight)gain.

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Chris dry-shaving has nothing to do with pain tolerance and everything to do with having a geriatric father who didn't teach him how people actually shave.
 
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