Chris and Shaving

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Duckmongler said:
Chris has stated that he also shaves his private parts. Do you think he uses the same technique with his pickle? :pickle:

That would be painful...

Of course. How do you think it became all mangled? :pickle:
 
...soooooo jumping through the comments, I'm gonna guess I'm probably in the minority who dry shaves around here. Granted, I just shave the underside of my chin and keep my beard trimmed, but it's doable.

Fact is Chris isn't using a straight razor (no pun intended) in the video and instead is using a regular disposable razor. it would take a helluva lot of effort to really cut himself deeply. Judging by the way he was shaving himself, he probably got some razor's burn, maybe a nice nick or five, but nothing detrimental. Just another war-like tribulation he would have to overcome. Seriously though, if he is going to shave himself like he's grating cheese, he might as well do that while in the shower.

As for shaving his entire body.... eh, I guess he just likes looking like a 7-year old.

Perhaps he has a small dose of Chaetophobia? (fear of facial hair... hooray Google search)
 
_blank_ said:
...soooooo jumping through the comments, I'm gonna guess I'm probably in the minority who dry shaves around here. Granted, I just shave the underside of my chin and keep my beard trimmed, but it's doable.

I always thought dry shaving was the norm. :?

The reason I cringed when Chris shaved was because he looked like he was trying to get his face mangled.
 
random_pickle said:
_blank_ said:
...soooooo jumping through the comments, I'm gonna guess I'm probably in the minority who dry shaves around here. Granted, I just shave the underside of my chin and keep my beard trimmed, but it's doable.

I always thought dry shaving was the norm. :?

The reason I cringed when Chris shaved was because he looked like he was trying to get his face mangled.

Yeah, it's not about dry shaving, it's about the way in which he was violently pulling his sking with the razor, i know that safety razors can't do too much harm, but chris is the guy that gave up on learning skating because, surprise, he fell down and scratched his knee, so, one would think that he would feel something by shaving like that...
 
FemboiBunny said:
Yeah, it's not about dry shaving, it's about the way in which he was violently pulling his sking with the razor, i know that safety razors can't do too much harm, but chris is the guy that gave up on learning skating because, surprise, he fell down and scratched his knee, so, one would think that he would feel something by shaving like that...

That is true, but at the same time, Chris has seemed to have grown a specialized tolerance towards... stuff. I'm sure plenty of us here have broken bones and scrapped their knees, so on. Chris however seems to have no qualms with sleeping in a bed he shat in, sticking his duck in the snow for the hell of it, living in a house infested with bugs, and whatever Bluespike forced him to do. This isn't to inflate Chris' ego or anything as some sort of superhuman; I'm just saying considering all of this, shaving his face like a baboon isn't that bizarre.
 
Holy fuck, watching Chris shave is fucking painful! I don't use shaving foam myself, but that's because I shave in the shower! Never shave dry, man! DAYUM!

I'd also like to say that Chris' technique is diabolical, just slashing at his face and knocking the blade off many times, plus NOT RINSING THE BLADE BETWEEN STROKES, with that ugly carpet on his chin, he probably went through at least three blades.

As for Barb teaching him to shave, I could make a crack about Barb shaving her face but I won't. It's not like Chris didn't have a father, Bob is a lazy man here and should have taught Chris to shave. Hell I come from a single parent family, and I shave better than Chris (although that could be due to my mum getting her partner to teach me)!

Also, Chris put his duck in ice for 15 minutes? Why and when?
 
CWCissey said:
Holy fuck, watching Chris shave is fucking painful! I don't use shaving foam myself, but that's because I shave in the shower! Never shave dry, man! DAYUM!

I'd also like to say that Chris' technique is diabolical, just slashing at his face and knocking the blade off many times, plus NOT RINSING THE BLADE BETWEEN STROKES, with that ugly carpet on his chin, he probably went through at least three blades.

As for Barb teaching him to shave, I could make a crack about Barb shaving her face but I won't. It's not like Chris didn't have a father, Bob is a lazy man here and should have taught Chris to shave. Hell I come from a single parent family, and I shave better than Chris (although that could be due to my mum getting her partner to teach me)!

Also, Chris put his duck in ice for 15 minutes? Why and when?

The story goes he was trying to get on Jackass 3. This was, what, 4 years ago? Maybe a bit less.
 
I just use diluted nair...
 
Chris looks like he learned to shave from watching pokemon.
SchuComic3P2.jpg

Scy. Scyther. Scyther. Scy. Ther.
 
Descent said:
Chris looks like he learned to shave from watching pokemon.
http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/7/7e/SchuComic3P2.jpg

Scy. Scyther. Scyther. Scy. Ther.

Wjld Sonichu. I always thought it was Wild Sonichu. Huh.
 
Descent said:
Chris looks like he learned to shave from watching pokemon.
http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/7/7e/SchuComic3P2.jpg

Scy. Scyther. Scyther. Scy. Ther.


And there you have the best dialogue he has ever written.
 
CatParty said:
Descent said:
Chris looks like he learned to shave from watching pokemon.
http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/7/7e/SchuComic3P2.jpg

Scy. Scyther. Scyther. Scy. Ther.


And there you have the best dialogue he has ever written.

What about "My two balls"?
 
If he can find five minutes each morning to shave, WTF can't he find half an hour a week to bathe? It's as baffling as why someone as stupid and reckless as Chirs is in relatively good health.

Also I share OP's views on facial hair. It looks great on some men, but not on me. I hate shaving though so I only do it for special occasions and just trim it short the rest of the time.
 
Drawets Rednaxela said:
If he can find five minutes each morning to shave, WTF can't he find half an hour a week to bathe? .
Ummmm, he can find any amount of time to do anything. He could drop everything for a week to do an oil pastel of barb, or learn Chinese, or write a book about his troubles.
He has time to shave, bathe, and what have you . He chooses not too.
 
Drawets Rednaxela said:
If he can find five minutes each morning to shave, WTF can't he find half an hour a week to bathe? It's as baffling as why someone as stupid and reckless as Chirs is in relatively good health.

Also I share OP's views on facial hair. It looks great on some men, but not on me. I hate shaving though so I only do it for special occasions and just trim it short the rest of the time.

BATH WATER IS EXPENSIVE!
 
You have to remember that his greasy skin probably acts as a lubricant for a smoother shave.
 
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