Chris and Suicide

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I've contemplated suicide a few years ago and seriously because some things in my life were not going as well as I liked. It wasn't something I broadcasted because I was seriously planning on doing it but I eventually decided not to do it because I wasn't in the right place in my life that I'd want to end it. Convoluted, I know.

I don't think Chris is seriously contemplating suicide. Granted, a number of his current lifestyle choices and actions could be seen as acts of self-harm but I don't think he sees them as such. I think he is simply sympathy fishing, which kinda pisses me off that he would try to manipulate people like that. I feel bad for Chris and I feel angry that he is such a loser that I feel bad for him.
 
pickleniggo said:
Chris has too much to live for: Barb, his dogs, his life upgrades, chicken nuggets...
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Hell yeah, the quadruple upgrade is just around the corner.
 
I highly doubt that chris would actually off himself. Although he might be doing it slowly with his lifestyle. If he was going to, he probably would either be far more public about it, or just not say anything.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I wonder what would happen if someone told Rocky that Chris was suicidal, or that he could be?
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"People tell me you're about to kill yourself on Youtube."
 
Big Bob Pataki said:
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I wonder what would happen if someone told Rocky that Chris was suicidal, or that he could be?
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"People tell me you're about to kill yourself on Youtube."
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Lol. Also I love that the Beeper King is now registered on this forum.
 
Chris will never willingly kill himself. We view his life as a horrible existence. He doesn't. If anything he gets free money for staying home all day, going to Mcdonalds, and etc etc. He just wants a bf free girl from the ground up, but he wanted that since he was like what 23-25? he won't off himself for that.
 
cpt cool jeans said:
Chris will never willingly kill himself. We view his life as a horrible existence. He doesn't. If anything he gets free money for staying home all day, going to Mcdonalds, and etc etc. He just wants a bf free girl from the ground up, but he wanted that since he was like what 23-25? he won't off himself for that.
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Oh, he does view his life as horrible, right now at least. Chris is very miserable right now. He's not suicidal now though. I'm not confident enough to say he'd never feel suicidal, but it probably is pretty unlikely.
 
Marvin said:
Oh, he does view his life as horrible, right now at least. Chris is very miserable right now. He's not suicidal now though. I'm not confident enough to say he'd never feel suicidal, but it probably is pretty unlikely.
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I'm curious because you're a (technical) authority on Chris: from your standpoint, what do you think would improve his life (in your opinion)?
 
pickleniggo said:
Marvin said:
Oh, he does view his life as horrible, right now at least. Chris is very miserable right now. He's not suicidal now though. I'm not confident enough to say he'd never feel suicidal, but it probably is pretty unlikely.
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I'm curious because you're a (technical) authority on Chris: from your standpoint, what do you think would improve his life (in your opinion)?
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A social outlet. Plus there's a whole bunch of stuff, like a clean place to live and a capable parent to take care of him and seeing a (real) shrink... But the easiest way to improve his life and improve his current mood would be a social outlet.
 
Marvin said:
pickleniggo said:
Marvin said:
Oh, he does view his life as horrible, right now at least. Chris is very miserable right now. He's not suicidal now though. I'm not confident enough to say he'd never feel suicidal, but it probably is pretty unlikely.
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I'm curious because you're a (technical) authority on Chris: from your standpoint, what do you think would improve his life (in your opinion)?
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A social outlet. Plus there's a whole bunch of stuff, like a clean place to live and a capable parent to take care of him and seeing a (real) shrink... But the easiest way to improve his life and improve his current mood would be a social outlet.
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Would he ever be able to accept that the world does not revolve around him? And that good things won't happen to him just by sitting around and waiting?
 
Chris would thinking committing suicide would let the "trolls" win. Also he wont off himself before getting the PS Quad X
 
bungholio said:
Marvin said:
pickleniggo said:
I'm curious because you're a (technical) authority on Chris: from your standpoint, what do you think would improve his life (in your opinion)?
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A social outlet. Plus there's a whole bunch of stuff, like a clean place to live and a capable parent to take care of him and seeing a (real) shrink... But the easiest way to improve his life and improve his current mood would be a social outlet.
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Would he ever be able to accept that the world does not revolve around him? And that good things won't happen to him just by sitting around and waiting?
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He'd need someone to teach him those things. I can't see anyone but Barb being able to do that. But Barb (and Bob) are where his conspiracy theories came from in the first place, so, no, I don't see that happening.
 
Marvin said:
bungholio said:
Would he ever be able to accept that the world does not revolve around him? And that good things won't happen to him just by sitting around and waiting?
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He'd need someone to teach him those things. I can't see anyone but Barb being able to do that. But Barb (and Bob) are where his conspiracy theories came from in the first place, so, no, I don't see that happening.
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I also don't think he's capable of not alienating himself from people (just by being himself in general).
 
pickleniggo said:
Marvin said:
bungholio said:
Would he ever be able to accept that the world does not revolve around him? And that good things won't happen to him just by sitting around and waiting?
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He'd need someone to teach him those things. I can't see anyone but Barb being able to do that. But Barb (and Bob) are where his conspiracy theories came from in the first place, so, no, I don't see that happening.
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I also don't think he's capable of not alienating himself from people (just by being himself in general).
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Eh, I don't know, he's had friends before. He might be likely to fuck up relationships with women though. He's a bit more mature nowadays, so maybe he might be able to keep his hands to himself.

Well, either way, I don't think it's impossible.
 
pickleniggo said:
Marvin said:
bungholio said:
Would he ever be able to accept that the world does not revolve around him? And that good things won't happen to him just by sitting around and waiting?
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He'd need someone to teach him those things. I can't see anyone but Barb being able to do that. But Barb (and Bob) are where his conspiracy theories came from in the first place, so, no, I don't see that happening.
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I also don't think he's capable of not alienating himself from people (just by being himself in general).
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He's bland and selfish which is a toxic mixture when trying to socialize. Either factor is going to cause some form of resentment or alienation.
 
A drunk Chris hitting on girls would be a sight to see.
 
bungholio said:
A drunk Chris hitting on girls would be a sight to see.
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I would most definitely pay $250 in an eBay auction to go out and buy him beers and be his wingman.
 
Marvin said:
Eh, I don't know, he's had friends before. He might be likely to fuck up relationships with women though. He's a bit more mature nowadays, so maybe he might be able to keep his MANOS to himself.
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I'm confident he knows not to grope women anymore. However, if he felt comfortable with a female friend, I believe he would probably give her regular reminders that he'd like to rub his boy bits up in her girl business if only she'd let him. Women tend to find that sort of thing creepy at best.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Marvin said:
Eh, I don't know, he's had friends before. He might be likely to fuck up relationships with women though. He's a bit more mature nowadays, so maybe he might be able to keep his MANOS to himself.
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I'm confident he knows not to grope women anymore. However, if he felt comfortable with a female friend, I believe he would probably give her regular reminders that he'd like to rub his boy bits up in her girl business if only she'd let him. Women tend to find that sort of thing creepy at best.
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Ahaha, well, yeah, probably, I'm sure.

Are you at work? Christian love day has begun and I haven't had anyone to discuss it with. Also I'm wasted. :cry:
 
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